I’m Rick James B****!

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The wonderful, hilarious work of Julian Wolkenstein via Rachel Hulin and F-Stop Magazine. The Sender-Inner is none-other than Chief Sister Officer.

136 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Selphie van der Boffin says:

    Er, good look.
    Even the sky’s colour coordinated.

  2. Meg says:

    She’s mighteh, mighteh
    lettin’ it all hang out

  3. Wombats says:

    LOL! OMG! She’s bootyful!

  4. Kar says:

    I can’t even imagine the snickers around the paddock.

  5. Lin says:

    meg feeling a bit b***** lately? :P

  6. Juliene says:

    How convenient, I still have last week’s “Hammertime” earworm stuck in my head, maybe I can segue over to “Super Freak!”

  7. Katherine says:

    Wow… that would be a really pretty picture if the horse didn’t look like the bastard love child of a Friesian and a Cosby Kid.

  8. (the original) Mel says:

    She’s a very sexy horse.
    The kind you don’t bring home to mother…

    This is def the funniest foto I ever did see.

  9. Martha in Washington says:

    Is that by any chance a cherry tree in the background? (A MUCH better earworm, BTW.)

  10. paulajeanne says:

    Does anyone know the breed of this horse? Is it an Arabian? Just wondering, think it looks beautiful!

  11. Dayna says:

    borderline creepy

  12. Cephi says:

    that horse can see my soul

    with its nostrils

  13. Jonora says:

    Borderline racist. Not cute.

  14. Janice the "9 is Enough!" Cat Lady says:

    This is definitely the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Yay!

  15. Janice the "9 is Enough!" Cat Lady says:

    This is definitely the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Yay!

  16. Janice the "9 is Enough!" Cat Lady says:

    This is definitely the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Yay!

  17. Janice the "9 is Enough!" Cat Lady says:

    This is definitely the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Yay!

  18. Janice the "9 is Enough!" Cat Lady says:

    This is definitely the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Yay!

  19. Janice the "9 is Enough!" Cat Lady says:

    This is definitely the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Yay!

  20. Dayna says:

    I wouldn’t go as far to say racist… it’s a horse, with braids, that just so happens to be black and resemble Rick James… ?

  21. Jenn says:

    Chill Jonora…It’s a beautiful, black horse. Should it be wearing a blond wig? I personally love the weave.

  22. Summer says:

    I think it’s a Friesian, paulajeanne. They have very style-able manes. :)

  23. warrior rabbit says:

    Hysterical. But I predict nuffers galore.

    Very pretty horsie. Looks like velvet!

  24. Kaye says:

    It’s official – CO needs a redonk category.

  25. Szilvia says:

    She’s a SUPAH FREAK!

    Seriously, I have my morning orange juice up my nose from laughter because of this!

  26. Michelle S says:

    Jonora… you can’t possibly be serious? A horse wearing a Rick James wig is racist how?

  27. Annie says:

    Rick James Nothing this so reminds me of Bo Derek in 10 Okay so if it was a blond wig it wouyld be a dead wringer….

  28. warrior rabbit says:

    I don’t think it’s a wig, Michelle S. I think it’s its mane, braided. (No? Am I wrong?)

  29. Michelle S says:

    Warrior: haha wow I guess it’s actual weaves, so neither a wig nor the mane. But 5 hours worth of styling. Very impressive! :D

  30. Stephanie C. says:

    Racism? You’re going with racism? I could have sworn someone would jump on the b**** first. But, racism? QII?

    It’s a parody and it’s funny and that horse is totally stylin’ now. Win all around.

  31. N says:

    NOT cute
    a serious affront to the dignity of the animal

    if it is a wig that was only on for one quick photo, then it is just bad
    if they braided its mane, it is cruelty

    either way NOT cute

  32. Subhangi says:

    I don’t know who Rick James is, but that’s an awfully cute horsey!

  33. Jenn says:

    OK Nuffers, take your meds, have a cuppa, force a smile then call your docs for a re-eval. OR… Take your negativity to cranky.ole.fa*ts.com and be crabby with your peeps! Let us smile without you
    ;-)

  34. rick james says:

    thats racist

  35. Flavia A. says:

    Wtf??
    Lol. Funny hair style :P

  36. LWJ says:

    Racist neigh-sayers, are the other horses in the magazine with the Bettie Page bangs and the Farrah Fawcett curls also racist? If not, why not?

    This horse was clearly cutest but it’s not the only one in the series.

  37. Hon Glad says:

    Quit horsing around.

  38. rickjames says:

    LWJ, you clearly are a racist and don’t care whether or not it offends other people as long as it strokes your funnybone. I’m glad you’re content being as shallow as you are. Because, afterall, you’re the center of the universe and your race is better than others.

  39. momof2kitties says:

    Such patience on the part of both the horsie and the photographer! Amazingks!!

    This is way cool.

  40. texirishrose says:

    Yeah, it’s cute…no, it’s not racist.

    That said, I have to admit it scared the bejeebus outta me when the picture came up on the screen…the dark background and the braids…kinda had a Predator feel to it. Brrrr! (I’m okay now.) ;)

  41. Sunstorm says:

    Me no likeee. The black sky makes it look evil. Points for creativity, though!

  42. Sunstorm says:

    @rickjames – Be nice! It wouldn’t hurt, you know.

  43. LWJ says:

    Free psychological analysis on the internet! Just call on cuteoverload. I diagnose that you too are a racist, just because I can!

    Rickjames, cute ad hominem but you failed to answer my question. Are the chestnut and grey horses also racist imagery or not, and if not why not?

  44. Karebear says:

    LOL at the hovertext!

  45. DKN says:

    HIGH-larious!! hell yes.

    Racist – hell no.

  46. In Awwwe says:

    O-M-G …

    Best use of a Rick James joke since little Miss Sunshine!

    I bow down to greatest Meg :)

  47. Gail (the first one) says:

    What’s racist about braids?!
    Are there not people of *all* races who have/had braids?

    What a beautiful horsie and photo!!!

  48. SoCalSis says:

    Don’t know why it was MORE *creepy-cute* when I thought (at first glance) it was some sort of long nosed afghan-type canine. Now— THAT was CREEPY.
    Why would it be more comfortably whacko as a horse?? The mind is a very strange universe.

  49. Michelle S says:

    @N: “serious affront to the dignity of the animal”

    ahahahah thank you for the best laugh I’ve had in days!

  50. Erebella says:

    OMG, the hovertext! Biggest snort ever! If I’d been drinking coffee……….right out the nose! HA!

  51. Babs says:

    Whoa.

  52. Theresa says:

    OMG, She’s mighteh, mighteh, lettin’ it all hang out!

  53. Theresa says:

    PS Theresa here, always open to any and all ’80s earworms. OW!

  54. Redzilla says:

    Oh gah! I needed a good laugh on Monday morning.

    Dave Chapelle is a sick genius. Is this is his horse? ;o)

  55. pounce says:

    Having read the photographer’s comments in the FStop link – apparently the horse was having a great time having all this attention paid to it while its hair was being braided with extensions. :)

  56. Helena Handbag says:

    The pony beads are a nice touch :-)

    The redhead at the FStop link is stunning! Rita Hayworth in the 1940s, bangs and all.

  57. temperance says:

    my first thought was how VERY pleased this horse looks with his/her new ‘do. (and pounce has confirmed this to be true.)

    what’s so wrong with a ‘day of beauty’ for a horse anyway?

    p.s. kudos to the photographer- that is one stunning picture.

  58. Rhonda says:

    Hahahahaha, racism.

    Where can I get one of those wigs?

  59. Wombats says:

    For those who don’t know where the C.O. Overlords came up with this…it’s a “tribute” to the funniest comedy sketch ever put on television.

    Just do a search on YouTube for “Dave Chappelle Rick James”.

  60. Bookworm says:

    Hey, Nuffers — what did the five fingers say to the face?

    SLAP!

    I, personally, think this is one of the greatest photos I’ve ever seen. It gave me a much-needed laugh this morning.

    And yes, I’m still chuckling about the “dignity” comment, too.

  61. Andi says:

    LOL “neigh-sayers”

    love this photo, and the headline, for that matter.

  62. Kar says:

    I love the bit how they need three times the number of beads that they expected.

    We need a video of him/her prancing and shaking his locks.

  63. Fegli says:

    I was thinking he’s a Fresian… they just happen to have very long stylable manes (like someone said) and also happen to most often be black in colour. This guy is looking quite stylish, but a bit late for Halloween!

  64. brinnann says:

    Wombats, here’s the direct link to the Comedy Central website’s videos: http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11909&title=hes-rick-james

  65. Fegli says:

    And to agree with “pounce” (cute screen name btw! lol) he was probably loving getting all the attention. I never knew a horse that didn’t enjoy getting a good thorough grooming/styling. <3

  66. Noelle says:

    Subhangi…Rick James was a singer in the 80′s. Don’t know if he’s still around or what happened to him, but he wore his hair like this horse. Were you not around in the 80′s? If so, man I feel old! :)

    Love the horsey. I so need a horsey!

    [Rick James finally got into Studio 54 on August 6th of 2004. And, heh, our Subhi would've been but a wee bit of a thing in the 80s, over in India. - Ed.]

  67. darkshines says:

    Shes a super freak! Super freak! Shes super freakeh….

  68. Katrina says:

    Hey, buddy, why the long face? Actually that is a happy looking horse, I’m glad the sound of the beads doesn’t bother him/her. Very clever.

  69. Theo says:

    Whoa, almost 20 legitimate comments caught in the spam filter this morning. Publishing *NOW*…

  70. Theo says:

    Theresa — the roof. The roof.

    (yes I know it’s not Rick James)

  71. Ayeesha says:

    I miss the Chapelle Show!

  72. Theo says:

    Dave Chappelle is from the town where I went to college. From that perspective, I can *totally* understand having a love/hate thing with the entertainment industry — and with audiences. He’s supposed to be in The Actor’s Studio with James Lipton soon, though.

  73. erika says:

    I wish that he was standing next to a white pony; then it truly would be rick james (as in ‘ride the white pony’).

  74. Theo says:

    More like a One Trick pony. *snert*

  75. Theresa says:

    @Subhangi, your education is incomplete until you see and hear:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75qXUfp4wtw

  76. Pussytoes says:

    Rick James did not sing the song “Brick House”. That was Lionel Richie and The Commodores. Qte horsy.

  77. Theresa says:

    PS throwin’ my hands in the air, Theo!

  78. Theresa says:

    Nobody says Rick James did– But they all had THE FUNK.

  79. Theresa says:

    PPS James Brown, P-Funk, Wild Cherry, Ohio Players, Tower of Power, Memphis Horns, Bootseh Collins, et al, all welcome!!

  80. Juliene says:

    That really was one of the funniest sketches ever on TV! We’ve used the tagline “because I’m Rick James, b*tch!” on many occasions (such as “why didn’t you load the dishwasher?”) hahaha

  81. Theresa says:

    Back in the olden days, “In Living Color” did a Rick James bit, too. It was Keenan Ivory Wayans in dreads and leather pants. His reign of terror was ended by mentioning the name “MC Hammer,” which was like Kryptonite to him. :p

    Break it down!!! :p

    [flailin', flappin', doin' the splits, spinnin', clappin', goin' bankrupt - Ed.]

  82. Katrina says:

    Do we know if the horsie has a braided/beaded tail, too?

  83. Theresa says:

    Heeeeee!! Good times!!

  84. Mel2 says:

    This photo rocks! It took me a second to separate my visual memories of Rick James and Eddie Grant, but once I did, it was all mighteh mighteh.

  85. Theo says:

    [Ed. gonna rock down to *ELECTRIC*AVENUE*]

  86. warrior rabbit says:

    @N: Does N stand for nincompoop? Just curious.

    Eddy Grant! OMG. And then we’ll take it higher! I haven’t thought about that in a looong time. LOL!

  87. bees on pie says:

    @Bookworm: you beat me to it!

    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

  88. Paunchie says:

    What a beautiful horse! What a reDONK wig! LOL won’t somebody think of his dignity!!?

  89. T.U.M. says:

    Is that a horse or a re-DONK-ey?

  90. CoffeeCup says:

    I spent the last 10 minutes laughing not only at the photo, but at the comments. Whoo, you guys are great. Who knew scary black horse was a Rick James fan?

    Btw, Rick James died in 2004 from pulmonary failure and cardiac arrest..most likely from an accidental overdose of prescription meds. Sad, and here we are, proving that the man’s legacy makes many, many people (and horses) happy.

  91. claudia says:

    I laughed so hard and loudly I woke up my husband, who works nights, LOL

    That is a very cool pict, very arty, and I happen to looove it, as well as the others.

    Horsey dignity *snort* those horses look fab and they know it.

  92. Marilyn says:

    If it were a white horse with a blonde wig and said “I’m Marilyn Monroe B****!” would that be racist???

    I think not.

    This is cute overload people. You’re on the wrong blog.

  93. CJ says:

    Theo, have bags of dog poop sent to all nuffers, please.

    And the hovertext nearly made me wet myself.

  94. fireflyez says:

    The nuffs make me sad and almost motivated enuff to stop reading the comments.
    Why so serious? Why so negative? Why not trying to look on the bright side of life?

    What a cute horsey, with a cute hair-do and funny comments and witty observations! What a great way to spend a Monday.

  95. berthaservant says:

    I’m usually pretty sympathetic to claims of “racist” but I really can’t see the racism here. Who is being oppressed because of their ethnicity? How is this an exercise of hegemonic power over a marginalized segment of society?

    It’s a quote from a fairly well-known comedy sketch written by an African-American about an African-American. It is, in some sense, a stylized exaggeration of a certain type of African-American celebrity, so it might have some resonance as a relic of the practice of minstrelsy; but minstrelsy is in the process of being reclaimed as mode of performance that, while offering ethnic stereotypes of Americans of African descent, actually represented a continuum of both resistance and oppression for performers and audiences. Bert Williams, the “blackface” performer, was the first African American to headline a Broadway show (the “Follies” in 1912), and Booker T. Washington said that Williams did more for the social cause of African-Americans than Washington himself.

    The picture itself clearly features a darkly-colored horse, but the horse’s color has no indexical relationship to a horse “ethnicity” or ethnic origin (unlike, for example the way a “poodle” indicates for many people the concept of “French”). While the cornrow style of hair does have some reference to ethnic fashion of the early 1980s – notably THE SINGER RICK JAMES — it also (as others have noted) indicates one decidedly non-African performer in Bo Derek, who popularized the hairstyle in the 1979 Blake Edwards film “10.” It could be just as legitimate to argue, then, that the horse of a darker color is somehow trying to “pass” as Bo Derek, which certainly indicates the presence of a racist force that asks people of color to appear or take on the affectations of caucasians. But that’s the best I can do.

    So, not racist. And I think the real (dead) Rick James would probably think it’s pretty damn funny.

  96. berthaservant says:

    And George Clinton is the be-all end-all super grand master of the Funk.

    “God bless Chocolate City and it’s Vanilla Suburbs!”

  97. anner says:

    lol hovertext! i have to say, the chestnut one with the pinup bangs is my favorite.

  98. Theresa says:

    Boogeying in my chair! :p

  99. Helene says:
  100. Theresa says:

    Chase the cat, B-serv.

    [Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee... neigh? - Ed.]

  101. Mary (the first) says:

    .. what Berthaservant said .. and I love the horse photo for itself too.

  102. Mary (the first) says:

    AND now that I’ve looked at the other horses with hairdos . .. the red haired one is Kathy Griffin all the way! Still pondering the blond.

  103. Micki says:

    I love you Bertha’s Servant.

  104. Redzilla says:

    To borrow from Rick James: “Cute Overload is an amazing drug.”

  105. DKN says:

    Redz – hells YEAH. I just did a line of it at my desk. T’was a batch called “Primo Prosh”.

  106. Molly says:

    I’m wondering how this can be racist when Friesian horses are Dutch. As far as I know, Dutch people aren’t known for their cornrows.

    My best guess? They used a Friesian because they have such long, thick, styleable manes. They also seem to have very sweet, tractable personalities – a must for any horse who’s going to be in the barber chair for five hours.

  107. Khadija says:

    hehe more like Cleopatra

  108. ashagato says:

    y’all, let’s keep it in perspective: first black president got elected last week, in a landslide! YAY!

    also: funniest damn hovertext in forever :D

  109. Marie says:

    Lol! That’s fierce!

  110. kelsey says:

    i think this is horrable and the people who did this should see how is feels to be dressed up by someone else while standing on four legs

  111. woofysma says:

    O.M.G. He’s GORGEOUS!

  112. Nell says:

    My God. Okay. I’ve had enough. I used to think that YouTube commenters were the scum of the Internet, but some CO commenters are starting to rank riiiight up there. Seriously, you people need help. Animals have senses of humor, too, and if we need ANYTHING right now, it’s more laughs all around. LIGHTEN UP.

  113. DKN says:

    Oh WOW kelsey are you ever at the wrong blog. LOL!

  114. Mary (the first) says:

    Hmm. I thought Kelsey was being facetious. No?

  115. Theo says:

    Yeah… and Nell, you’re overreacting. Chi-i-i-llll.

    (I agree that YouTube commenters are just as you say, and frequently.)

  116. Michelle says:

    Sugar cubes are a helluva drug!

  117. Lisa says:

    One of the BEST posts in recent memory! Oh, and nuffers? You seriously, SERIOUSLY need to a) look up the definition of “racism”; b) get over yourselves; and c) shut the f**k up.

    Um. (c) may have been the after-work Cosmo talking. But the sentiment stands.

    [Long arduous Monday, then? - Ed.]

  118. Christy says:

    Reason #876 why I love cuteoverload.com?
    Use of Dave Chappelle references.

  119. Szilvia says:

    Amen to that Christy! The more I come here, the more I’m convinced that the world is a small place because the funniest bits of popular culture (according to my standards) is usually referenced here!

    LOL @Theresa for the Atomic Dog reference!

    And kelsey, anyone who’s been a 2-year old kid has basically gone through the same thing. Get over it!

  120. littledogrescue says:

    So, am I the only one who experienced THE Rick James from the very first row at an outdoor venue in the very early 80′s ? He was The Man !!! He would’ve loved this post!

  121. CoffeeCup says:

    It’s possible, littledogrescue. I was in diapers and then in big wheels when Rick James was most active.

  122. BunnyHero13 says:

    awesome post, gorgeous equine, and Berthaservant you rock!!!

  123. MoonCatty says:

    Nuffers… pfffft!

    I’ve lived with horses for years, and love them like crazy. They are awesome beings and definitely have rich personalities. Non-horse folk don’t seem to appreciate that a lot of horses like attention and being dressed up “all fancy” like people do.

    We used to have a black Arabian stallion that we road in parades, he was even in the Rose Parade three times. That guy LOVED the attention and wearing his fancy parade gear. He’d strut his stuff and look like a million bucks.

    Yes, sometimes people can project too much of their own feelings on to animals, but it’s just as true that animals can also genuinely enjoy the same things we do.

    That magnificent horse looks fabulous… and I’ll bet he feels like the most special horse in the stable!

  124. Theresa says:

    @MoonCatty, the article at the website said that the horse loved all the grooming and fussing. ;)

  125. ButtaRumCake says:

    BerthaServant – will you marry me?

    *siiiiigh*

    That was THE best post EVAR

    (Yeah sorry I’m all late..)

    And no this isn’t racist…hell, I’d love to have HALF the attention this horse had!!! (Some of you nuffers NEED half of the attention LOL)

    P.S. For fear of aging myself horribly – I remember RJ when he was in his hey-day – I was a tween in the early 80s, but I loved him nonetheless…especially when he duetted with the one & only Teena Marie!

  126. Phill says:

    CHARLIE MURPHY!

  127. Carmen says:

    To funny.

  128. warrior rabbit says:

    “If it were a white horse with a blonde wig and said “I’m Marilyn Monroe B****!” would that be racist??? I think not. –Marilyn”

    There IS a white horse with white hair, although it looks like Dolly Parton to me. Still, the idea of Dolly Parton saying, “I’m Dolly Parton, b**ch!” amuses me to no end.
    http://www.thefstopmag.com/wp-content/uploads/picture-8.jpg

  129. Michelle S says:

    but Szilvia! Two year old children don’t have any dignity! Dignity is reserved only for creatures that eat their own poop! ;D

    MoonCatty: I had a similar horse. He loved wearing hats and pompons and acting like a clown for an audience. Horses aren’t the brightest creatures on the planet, but they are quite social and typically have a wonderful sense of humor. Mine loved getting “dolled up” for special days.

    @Berthaservant: <3

  130. Jezebel says:

    People! We must ignore the nuffers! It’s hard but don’t respond to their negativity! I’m on a friggin’ crusade here! This is a FUNNY website not a place for negative nellies trying to pull people into their cold black pits of sorrow and despair! Please help me in my crusade. Puh-leeze!

  131. Theresa says:

    Phil reminded me of Charlie Murphy’s story of getting his @$$ handed to him on basketball by– Prince.
    “BLOUSES.”

  132. Theresa says:

    Jezebel, for me they unwillingly represent a source of innocent merriment, of innocent merriment. ;)

  133. heather says:

    That horseh has one serious, “i’m great” look on his face…

  134. marilee says:

    Too funny! I have a friesian and he loves when I take the time to braid him. He gets cookies in between! :) This horse rocks!

  135. Katrina says:

    Nattering nabobs of negativism…

  136. Marsha says:

    This is the funniest dang thing I’ve seen in a long time. I can’t quit laughing!