I dare you to take this to Starbucks

See if you can get your free cup of coffee. GO ON TRY IT!!! [pushing you forward]

Stoatification_2
Print it out on a blank sticker sheet and GO!!!

74 comments … read them below or add one

  1. P. Erasmus says:

    stoated? ok…

  2. Jess says:

    At 8:30 this morning, before I even visited Cute Overload, I made my status on Facebook say, “Vote! Vote! Vote! Like a baby stoat!” :)

  3. Saski says:

    I wish!!
    Look what I made :)
    http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee51/sassy1010101/IVOTED.jpg
    I actually only voted in school…..not old enough for real vote :D

  4. Jen8 says:

    I stoated early this morning. Too late for coffee, adrenaline should be enough.

  5. Hibiscus says:

    mini?

  6. Zeki says:

    Jess – Haha, glad to see I’m not the only one. XD Granted mine was on LJ at midnight last night, but still.

  7. thepetmuseum says:

    Stoat stoat stoat like a baby goat? No seriously – great sticker, I don’t even need the freebies.

  8. Dani says:

    You really, REALLY want me to go to Starbucks with that on?
    *sigh*
    BUT-BUT-BUT I-I-I-I- oh its useless.
    :(
    Ill go.
    BUT ONLY IF I CAN FIND ONE!!
    *walks out door*
    AWW MAN!!
    *sees starbucks across street*

  9. muttluver says:

    I didn’t vote… I’s still too little to vote. :( I would say more, but I don’t want to start a commentroversy.

  10. AuntieMame says:

    There are few things I wouldn’t do for CO.

    Go to Starbucks is one of them…

    (Pleh!)

  11. Theo says:

    I dunno, I’m not a big Starbucks fan, but I could see going with an “I Stoated” sticker, y’know, to see what reaction I’d get. With a camera.

  12. fish eye no miko says:

    @muttluver: What’s controversial about being too young to vote? The fact that you’re here, and talking about voting, is enough. I’m sure you’ll be a fine voter when you’re old enough. ^_^

  13. Lauri says:

    Meg, you SO rock!!!

    Meg for Secretary of Cuteness and Humor in Mr.Obama’s new cabinet!!!

    w00000000000000000t!!!

  14. Lauri says:

    I want an “I stoated” steeker.

  15. Raychael says:

    I “stoated” for my first time today :]. *applause*

  16. pyrit says:

    O say, does that Starbucks-spangled banner yet wave,
    O’er the land of the free and the home of the latte’?

  17. foxy says:

    Teho – If you came into my store, I’d give you a coffee.

  18. Ann W. says:

    I STOATED FOR PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA!

    YES!!!!

  19. Lawrence says:

    I TOO STOATED FOR PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!! WOOOOOOOT!!!!!

  20. Ariel says:

    Yay!!!

  21. chicken1mama says:

    Not fair, miles and miles away from the nearest Starbucks and nobody around here gives out stickers for voting. Guess I’ll just have go cuddle with my puppy dogs.

  22. Emma says:

    I took it to Starbucks, as a joke, and got myself a free cup of joe. No lie, guys.

  23. oaklandcat says:

    Yay!!!!! Just, YAY!!!!!!11!!

  24. greenighs says:

    I stoated for Barack. The guy in line in front of me had never voted before. We waited on line for two and a half hours, chatting and getting more psyched to vote. He waited for me after I had posted my ballot, and gave me a big hug! Total stranger. :) Now I’m watching Harlem, Times Square, Grant Park … it blows my mind. I’m so proud of my country!!

  25. Stephanie C. says:

    I stoated early. Yay!

  26. Sonia says:

    Puppies for everyone!

  27. Decca says:

    Screw Starbucks, break out the champagne!

  28. temperance says:

    i decided to google ‘baby stoat’. whoa. not only was it used by many to encourage tonight’s election, people are using ‘vote vote vote like a baby stoat’ for all sorts of contests.

    meg, you are truly changing the language of the world. i stand in awe of your genius.

    have any of your words made it into the dictionary yet? seriously, it’s only a matter of time…

  29. Theo says:

    Sonia — YES! That was like a Cute Overload shoutout to the whole WORLD!!

    Sorta. ;)

  30. Theo says:

    Temperance — I’ve got a backlog of Glossary updates, I know. Votin’ and Stoatin’ (and its various alternate forms) *will* be there.

  31. Celia says:

    My calendar reminder to vote today said “VOTE VOTE VOTE”.

  32. Alex says:

    Breaking news: President-elect Obama is taking a puppy to the White House!

  33. greenighs says:

    Yeah, Alex, he and Michelle promised the girls they could have a puppy if Daddy got to run for president. He had to quit smoking and promise a puppy, so they let him run. :D

  34. Theo says:

    Alex — Sonia scooped you, but what the hey, the Obamas will be doing the scooping soon enough. ;)

    (Presumably they’ll do at least SOME of the puppy training & cleanup.)

  35. lurkertype says:

    With liberty and puppehs for all!

    [Oh beautiful, for puppy eyes, for amber fur in rain; for muddy pawpads on the rug -- oh crap, that's gonna stain... - Ed.]

  36. Hibiscus says:

    I’m glad we are all here to share this historic occasion together. Now it’s on to…

    Stoat 2012!

  37. balamuthia says:

    Ahahaha, hovertext is full of WIN!!

  38. Jenn says:

    Saski! Great poster!

  39. Sarah says:

    HEHE
    I love you guys!

  40. trin says:

    dang! not only did I wake up early to go stoat.

    I’ve been saying “vote vote vote like a baby stoat” for a couple weeks now to EVERYONE, including twitter, facebook, and my blog….
    and several other fora…

  41. Tony says:

    As a Starbucks employee may I just say how much I wish I saw someone wearing this! Not only would you have gotten your free coffee but I would have bought you anything you wanted in the store just for wearing it lol.

  42. berthaservant says:

    Way to go, America! You really ba-racked the stoat!

    WE STOATALLY RULE!!!

  43. Gail (the first one) says:

    @Saski: I think I see a politics in your future!! Or maybe, art? Great job!

    @pyrit: You’re keeeeling me with your comments!!!

  44. starling says:

    I love Starbucks, cos it’s where I first met my other half “in real life”. Oh, and the gingerbread lattes are nice too.

  45. Alice says:

    Emma, you are AWESOME! :D

  46. temperance says:

    dude- i’m thinkin’ BIG, like the Oxford English Dictionary or Webster’s.

    Theo, you are helping to make history.

    Something tells me ‘baroo’ will be first…

  47. Welshcake says:

    I couldn’t stoat because I’m British but I tewtally would have stoated for Obama and I’m very happy he has won. Congrats America!!

  48. Theo says:

    Temperance: It’ll be “snorgle” for certain. I’m calling it.

  49. Charlie says:

    http://img219.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fuzz08bd1.jpg

    A Vote for Lord Fuzzington is a vote for kittens.

  50. Charlie says:

    Congrats from us Brits America you made the right choice! <3

  51. Juno says:

    I sang “vote vote vote, like a baby stoat” all the way to the polling place.

  52. Noelegy says:

    There was no waiting in line to stoat last night, although it was almost literally the last minute (I squeaked into the polls a few minutes after 6 pm). I’m proud to say I cast my leetle stoat…I mean, vote.

  53. temperance says:

    wouldn’t it be ironic, theo, if *bleen* made it… ‘first!’ ?

  54. Paul says:

    I’d vote for Fuzzington.

  55. David says:

    @Charlie,

    Who can forget the headline in UK four years ago? The thing is, people are not stupid, it’s just that everyone has biases in their thinking. And for many people, their party is like their local sports team. They support it uncritically, no matter how good or bad they are. Outside of sports, this is not a good thing to do, but that’s how people are.

    Sometimes things have to go really badly, for really long time, before it pierces through those biases, and compel people to rationally do what is necessary. Change is hard.

  56. 260Oakley says:

    @Saski: Excellent votin’ stoat! Maybe the Obamas should consider getting a stoat instead of a puppy…The Stoat of State.

  57. ThreeCatNight says:

    I was singing the “stoat song” around my apartment last night before the tallies came in on TV. But I wouldn’t wish Starbucks coffee on a stoat or anyone else, for that matter. It’s awful!!

  58. muttluver says:

    Fish eye no miko: What would have started a commentroversy was my feelings on the way the election went. By the way, did most of the peeps on here vote for Obama?

  59. muttluver says:

    Paul: So would I! Elmo for Prez! Elect Alvin and the Chipmunks!

  60. Theo says:

    So, even though I was a day late, I took the dare this morning. Printed out my “I Stoated” badge, put on my Hammiepants T-shirt, and headed over to the Starbucks by the Eagan transit station (it’s the closest). Didn’t exactly work, alas… but they *did* get a good laugh out of it & took down CuteOverload.com to look up later.

    No free Starbucks coffee, but I had an OK mocha, did a little CO evangelizing, and nobody got hurt. ;-)

  61. jmuhj says:

    Last night at 8:01pm PDT was the happiest moment of my life. I stoated for Obama, too, OF COURSE! I’ll pass on the overpriced mud, though, thanks. And I hope and pray the Obamas rethink the canine idea. A CAT would be so much nicer — more elegant, cleaner, more beautiful, classier, and cats are very highly regarded in Kenya, while dogs are reviled. Very wise folks, the Kenyans.

  62. caitlin says:

    I can’t speak to how many baristas would get the joke, but I for one would squee if someone had come into my store with that sticker :)

    As it was, yesterday was TEH WORST DAY EVAR at work. oh my god.

  63. temperance says:

    not cute, jmuhj.

    besides- he’s already promised his children a puppy, not a kitty. they want a dog. do you want him to start breaking his promises right away?

  64. Ray says:

    BEST
    HOVER
    TEXT
    EVAH!

    I lol-ed at my very respectable workplace. :)

  65. Emily says:

    I work at Starbucks and I’d give you a free grande for being that awesome.

  66. Emily says:

    ANd yes, it was stupid busy and annoying at work yesterday.

  67. Cassie says:

    Anyone else read the sticker and immediately picture a kitten, paw over mouth, and a caption that said “Excuse me”.

    Just me then?

  68. Kimski says:

    I’d vote for Fuzzington, but only because Winston didn’t run.

  69. eikoleigh says:

    lol!

  70. chacha1 says:

    I dunno about the dictionary, but I just saw “redonkulous” on a billboard for the new movie “Bolt.” Only they spelled it wrong – “redonculous.” So very wrong. BTW all you Starbucks folks, thank you, even though I didn’t go get my free cuppa.

  71. totalee puppy says:

    pyrit-”the latte”-excellent!

  72. erin says:

    if i were american i TOTALLY would!! especially for the free starbucks!

  73. two2blue says:

    I was totally saying “Vote vote vote like a baby stoat!” to everyone all day… and having to explain it each time, too!

  74. Chris says:

    As a shift supervisor (and coffee master) at Starbucks, all this Starbucks hatin’ makes me sad. We offer free coffee to voters, at a loss of millions of dollars for us, only to receive such harsh words? Sad. No one’s forcing you to have a free drink, after all.
    I didn’t work Tuesday, but I brought in cupcakes for my overworked baristas. Poor kids.