Be the Banana

Relax, young apprentice.  Clear your mind of worldly cares.  Listen to the soothing wind chimes as you earth the energy within your body and become one with the environment around you.  Concentrate on the banana.  Feel your life energy reach out to it, lifting it off the ground … yesssss, that’s it … goooood …

Yeah, well, if we don't cover peeling in our next lesson, I want a refund.

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Comments

  1. Is that banana…FLOATING?!

  2. wannadance says:

    bwahahahaha! perfecto, mike. ‘earth the energy…’

    you and i have been to the same workshops and too many of them…

  3. I am FIRST! Miracle of miracles!

  4. Capt' Tightpants says:

    Judge me by my potassium content, do you? As well you should not! For my ally are plantains. But cook those, you must, before eating them.

  5. ”Now if I could just make that kids ice cream float over”

  6. There is no banana!

  7. Capt’Tightpants, now I just need to watch a movie with a little green fella who’s got pointy ears. Thanks…

  8. Do not try to float the banana; that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth……..there is no banana.

    Whoa.

  9. Von Zeppelin says:

    @jug–Shouldn’t that be “Yes! We Have No Bananas?”

  10. They’re very high in potassi-ummmmmmmmmmm…ummmmmmmmmmm….

  11. Perhaps it’s a banana boomerang…

  12. Yeah, but give her SOME credit, when it was lying on the ground it was an apple.

  13. Great, now make me a banana split! Stat!

  14. ::Said in yoda voice:: do not fight the force Luke Monkey,feel the force… feel the banana balancing now call it to you. (Yes I know it is a baboon work with me here)

  15. wannadance says:

    there is no banana!!

    yelps with delight, shuffles through dvd’s…

    falls down laffs

    loses punctuation

  16. berthaservant says:

    Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

  17. gravyboat says:

    Is somebody throwing a banana at that monkey?

  18. I’ve heard of hovercats and hover turtles before… but a hover banana? GTFO!!!

  19. as you earth the energy??

    float float float, like a baby stoat!

    the force is strong with this one.

  20. I’m going to Be the Banana for the rest of the day. I’ll let you know how that works out.

  21. This is why Oprah says always have your bra professionally fitted.

  22. HAHA! Wondered if someone would touch that …

  23. Sumorabbit says:

    Is this a banana, which i see before me,
    The stalk toward my hand? Come let me clutch thee:
    I have thee not, yet i see the still.
    Art tho not, fatal vision, sensible
    To feeling, as to sight? or art thou but
    A banana of the mind, a false creation,
    Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

    Apologies to the bard.

  24. If someone has just thrown that banananana to the monkey, that monkey has no choice but have a banaannnanaaaa in the face- she has no reaction time left!
    Very lovely sumorabbit and Capt’Tightpants!

  25. @Paunchie, can’t touch this.

  26. PS: Stop! Nana time!

  27. Theresa-I got one of those Playtex 18 hour jobbers- comfy, cozy and so perky(!) (ya think we can schkeeve Theo out again,like with the Museum that is only open one week a month? (snerk, hardy-har-har)

  28. Janni, when four hundred years old you are, look so good you will not.

  29. Katrina, gosh knows you don’t want to be giving a brace of nineteen year old percussionists an accidental wet t-shirt contest. Play it safe by all means.

  30. Capt' Tightpants says:

    @ Theresa & Katrina:

    BWAH HA HA! Stop it!
    NANA TIME!

  31. Capt' Tightpants says:

    Janni – you mean that movie isn’t already playing on repeat in the background of every room in your home?

    YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Sorry, that’s my reaction to my stuffed brown puppy Chewbacca coming out of the dryer – so fresh and so clean clean!)

  32. It seems obvious to me that she’s taking the Zen approach to the problem of What To Do If You Are Attacked By A Banana.

  33. scooterpants says:

    Is that Keanu Reeves?

    [Yep, on the right, there... - Ed.]

  34. Paunchie: “HAHA! Wondered if someone would touch that … “

    EW

  35. TinySpeed says:

    “What the monkey sees, the banana is” -a pearl of wisdom said by a dear friend Dave ten years ago… he is gone now, and missed by many people. Love you, Dave.

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