What IS this THING in the LIVING ROOM!?

by Meg on October 2, 2008

Hmmm. Looks like there is a sleeping Leo-pards here.

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Tap tap. Hey-roh?

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[Snorf snorf]

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[Tap tap]

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[Tap + snorf]

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OK, I think he’s mostly harmless. Mostly.

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I agree, I think this is pretty harmless and the situation is under control, Hyura C.

RIGHT!?

{ 96 comments }

1 Gina 10.02.08 at 3:54 pm

[SCHMICKITY SHMACKEREL TAXABLE INCOME]! Adorable pair — smoky cat has some nerve!

2 Tee 10.02.08 at 3:57 pm

WOW!

2 Beautiful Kitties!

WANT!

3 Brie 10.02.08 at 3:57 pm

Awww, sweetness.

4 Babs 10.02.08 at 3:58 pm

Kitteh’s only mostly dead.

5 whiskers 10.02.08 at 4:00 pm

dude! comon! we NEED rollover text!!!!

6 Sandy 10.02.08 at 4:00 pm

That leopard kitteh couldn’t care less. :D Beauty sleep going on.

7 divinebluesky 10.02.08 at 4:00 pm

truly adorable kitties, and what a sweet set of photos.

8 Berg 10.02.08 at 4:04 pm

Those are two gorgeous hunks of cathood. I just LOVE the spotted belleh.

9 Patty 10.02.08 at 4:07 pm

The gray kitty looks just like my 18 yr old Muffy. Only Muffy would never get that close to another kitty, she would snarl at him for being in her way and walk a wide circle around him. The only time she has snuggled with any of my other cats was when the ice storm shut the power off for a week, then she was happy to keep warm with them.

10 Erebella 10.02.08 at 4:12 pm

Wow, what a beautiful kitty corpse! I’ve never seen a cat quite like that – anyone know what kind it is? I love how that back leg is curled slightly around the chair leg.

11 260Oakley 10.02.08 at 4:12 pm

I think it looks like the spotted kitteh is only pretending to be asleep and having a hard time not cracking up… especially when Mr.Grey Paws is poking him in the belleh.

12 lindr 10.02.08 at 4:16 pm

Truuueee Looooovvvve
(or is that ‘to blev’?)

[...so he owes you money, right? - Ed.]

13 (the original) Mel 10.02.08 at 4:17 pm

The gray looks like the spotted one’s shadow. Maybe he escaped out the window for a little nighttime fun and is now returning, like Peter Pan’s shadow.

14 Tori 10.02.08 at 4:17 pm

hover text? I needs mah hover text!

15 (the original) Mel 10.02.08 at 4:17 pm

@Babs: There’s a difference between mostly dead and all dead.

16 Hon Glad 10.02.08 at 4:22 pm

Hmm, looks like Cat, smells like Cat,feels like Cat, is Cat, in a fancy fur coat.

17 Jewelz_4_U 10.02.08 at 4:23 pm

Can’t…. stop… trying…. to pet…. belleh… thru… compooter screen…. must…. resist….

That is the softest looking kitteh I haz ever seenz.

Hover text is desperately needed.

18 pups'nstuff 10.02.08 at 4:24 pm

Is that a bengal? Two bengal kittens boarded at my job and I believe an employee ended up adopting them because they were such beasts that the owner didn’t want them! (they were beasts; I strongly disliked them) THIS ONE’S CUTE THOUGH!

19 Pea 10.02.08 at 4:25 pm

That has got to be the most beautiful cat I’ve ever seen! I wants it!!!

20 Natalie 10.02.08 at 4:26 pm

2 beautiful kittehs! I love the leopard one (which in my head I always pronounce like leotard, because they are very nearly the same word, and I don’t understand why they are pronounced differently).

21 MrsVZ 10.02.08 at 4:26 pm

Those cats are PRETTY!!

Babs & (t.o.)Mel: MAWWAGE?

22 Kiri 10.02.08 at 4:30 pm

I wonder if the leopard cat is an Egyptian Mau? They are the only naturally spotted domestic cat… We think our cat Strife is part Egyptian Mau… he has a lot of the Mau characteristics, including spots, and a propensity to play fetch. (Srsly)

23 momof2kitties 10.02.08 at 4:32 pm

This scene of diabeetus inducing qte would NEVEER happen in my house. In my house it would go more like…

“sniff, sniff.”

“snarl.”

“hiss.”

“growl.”

“spit.”

“more hissing.”

“batting with claws.”

“poofy tails.”

“running away, leaving fur tufts behind”.

24 Zanna 10.02.08 at 4:36 pm

Methinks this is not a leo-pard (illegitimate offspring of a lion and a pard), but rather a *true* Pard. Unlike the dasturdly leo-pard, the Pard is gentle and has the sweetest floral breath, which it uses to draw other creatures near it’s lair in order to tell them noble stories. This is likely why grey kitty finds it irresistable. (References 7th century bestiary, while sniffing for fishy kitty breath)

25 Jorden 10.02.08 at 4:37 pm

hee hee-these 2 are TOO cute!

26 berthaservant 10.02.08 at 4:38 pm

Grey cat looks like our Coco!

I will return to this post later in the day and perhaps I can haz hovertext?

27 riolinda 10.02.08 at 4:40 pm

Super cute!!!!! yeah, my kitties would NEVER do this either! ha-ha!

28 katiedid 10.02.08 at 4:47 pm

wow both those kitties are so pretty..

29 Alexis 10.02.08 at 4:48 pm

Grey kitty looks like a Russian blue. NOSE, I say, NOSE!

30 Noelle 10.02.08 at 4:53 pm

@Mel…Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead there’s only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

Grey kitty is all…WTF! This wasn’t here this morning!

31 Zanna 10.02.08 at 4:55 pm

I would need to see the eyes better on grey kitty to determine if it was indeed a Russian Blue- they have golden amber eyes. But the length of the nose (Blues are a little bit “cobby”) as well as the hint of green eyes I see in pic #2 tells me this might be a Korat cat. I have a half-breed Korat, she’s so beautiful and sweet.

32 revolution724 10.02.08 at 4:58 pm

Spotted kitty is really beautiful. What striking coloring!

33 Kats 10.02.08 at 4:59 pm

Absolutely adorable.

34 Theresa 10.02.08 at 5:03 pm

I ♥ spotty bellies!

35 Not That McCoy The Other McCoy 10.02.08 at 5:13 pm

He’s dead, Jim.

36 Biscuitz4Bearz 10.02.08 at 5:18 pm

PRISHUS!

37 aloria 10.02.08 at 5:20 pm

Hahahaha I love how it doesn’t move the whole time the grey cat is messing with him. That is one hell of a napper.

38 CoffeeCup 10.02.08 at 5:35 pm

Actually, aloria, the cat DID move! Just not much, and it more or less just flopped to the other direction. See picture 5: facing away from the striped container (or whatever it is) and picture 6: facing toward the container.

Such pretty cats! I’m a big fan of spotted cats, I just think they’re so exotic looking. I love how the spots on its belly radiate out with the fur. Awesome.

39 mberkie0 10.02.08 at 5:36 pm

What a beautiful spotty coat that lil guy has! The grey guy looks like my Mr. Picky aka the Furfactory, except that Picky’s fur is more floofy. Is the spotty guy a particular breed? Like “oci-cat?” or some such? Or is he a “dark orange mackerel tabby?”

40 Alexis 10.02.08 at 5:37 pm

Zanna, my Russian Blue has green eyes. Or at least she told me she was a Russian Blue. Maybe she’s a secret undercover Korat kitty?

41 AuntieMame 10.02.08 at 5:37 pm

Obviously someone never heeded the advice to let sleeping cats lie…

42 Paunchie 10.02.08 at 5:38 pm

bengal I thinks. beautious. both of them!

43 crackjob 10.02.08 at 5:40 pm

Bengal kitten!!

*dead*

44 JS 10.02.08 at 5:41 pm

What breed of kitty is the spotted one?

45 Noelle 10.02.08 at 5:46 pm

“Damn it, Jim. I’m a Doctor, not a Zookeeper!”

46 warrior rabbit 10.02.08 at 5:46 pm

Grey kitty went for the axis of snorgling at the end, there.

47 Miz. Zach 10.02.08 at 5:48 pm

the grey cat looks like my bff’s kitty sam! awwwww!!!

48 Zanna 10.02.08 at 5:50 pm

Hmm, Alexis you’re right, apparantly I was going by old information. The traditional Russian Blue had amber or orange colored eyes, but at some point along the way has changed to green! My cat breed book is very old. I guess this is like the way Siamese cats had round apple heads way back in the ’60s (I still like traditional Siamese more).

49 Jessica 10.02.08 at 5:56 pm

It’s a marbled Bengal kitten and a Russian Blue. You can tell because of the silver sheen on the grey cat’s coat. Someone’s got two awesome fancy cats. :D

50 Laura 10.02.08 at 6:04 pm

Oh! he looks a little like my bengal, Prince! Makes me want to run home and kiss my little furbaby!

51 carmen 10.02.08 at 6:25 pm

I love how sleepy kitty is smiling in the first few pictures! What a beautiful pair of kittehs!

52 Sabrina 10.02.08 at 6:26 pm

The axis of snorggle has a gravitational pull to it. You can’t help but get snorffed in!

I seriously gotta scratch me some kitty tummy like now.

53 Theo 10.02.08 at 6:29 pm

What’s this about no hovertext/rollovers? They’re all there…

54 Theo 10.02.08 at 6:29 pm

(…and I didn’t even have to do ‘em)

55 kwissy 10.02.08 at 6:33 pm

nawwww, so tie-tie!

56 Laura 10.02.08 at 6:33 pm

Belleh needs a good snorgling; toes need to be stroked in direction of curlage; front paws need to be manually curled; and smiling face MUST be keeeesed.

57 Hyura 10.02.08 at 6:37 pm

the grey one, safin, used to be this baby here.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/01/post.html

the little guy is named rafter.

and yes, i’m feeling all proud for their cuteness in which i had no role whatsoever. hee hee.

58 sunnymum 10.02.08 at 6:47 pm

Noelle, I clapped my hand over my mouth JUST in time to not let the laugh out! It’s dangerous to look at this site while I’m at work. These kitters are both gorgeous! Though Mr. spottycoat is a bit more irresistable in an exotic way.

59 Carrie 10.02.08 at 6:48 pm

I MUST have the spotty kitty!

Wuv… twu wuv

and slightly sneaky, almost probably not meant to be Douglas Adams comment there – “Mostly Harmless”

60 sunnymum 10.02.08 at 6:50 pm

Hyura, you are very lucky! And, how did Rafter get his name? Do these tw0 usually get along okay? Wish my kitty had a buddy; but she goes ballistic when she sees another cat.

61 ding 10.02.08 at 7:04 pm

@hyura, nice pictures! Thank you for sharing with us! Your kits look like they have incredibly soft fur. Also, I admire the nice woodgrain of your furniture.

62 Kris 10.02.08 at 7:43 pm

I just love BOTH kitties, but especially the sleeping one. Gosh this makes me want to figure out a way to get rid of my allergies!

63 David 10.02.08 at 7:48 pm

@sunnymum, me thinks Hyura is a tennis fan, naming the cats after Marat Safin and Patrick Rafter.

64 beadtific 10.02.08 at 8:01 pm

Oh! De leeetle leopard kitty just smiles and smiles through the whole thing. I think somebody’s playing possum!

65 Hyura 10.02.08 at 8:21 pm

@sunnymum and David – yes, they’re named after tennis players. safin is a little bit on the jealous side, but rafter is so happy-go-lucky and fearless that they get along fine. i wish they would snuggle just once though.

66 foxy 10.02.08 at 8:21 pm

Ok, seriously I snorted at the hovertexts. (And since Teho says he didn’t do them, I’m guessing they are Miss Meg’s brilliance)

‘Surely my tapping will tell me something’
and
‘Ye Olde Tap ‘n’ Sniff should help…’

I laughed just retyping them.

67 Mary (the first) 10.02.08 at 8:49 pm

This is why I love kittehs SO MUCH. They’re so funny!! I’m sure Sabin is just teasing Rafter.. if Rafter were to awaken from one of those taps, Sabin would be peeking around from table leg “who, me?” and ready to play tag.

68 Hyura 10.02.08 at 9:04 pm

oh, and i’d like to thank meg. thank you!!

69 jmuhj 10.02.08 at 9:14 pm

OMG Double Qteness. I am slain.

*heddesk*

70 Michelle S 10.02.08 at 9:24 pm

I wonder if he tastes like marble cake?

:∂

<3

71 karen 10.02.08 at 9:26 pm

I love how raftin’s rolled over, but is still either soundly asleep or doing a good job faking it.

The smile makes me think he’s faking it.

72 Kristi 10.02.08 at 10:02 pm

What? No “Leopards are beautiful animals and should not be kept as pets to be abused by other, bigger, meaner kitties!” from the nuffers?

I AM SO dissapointed in you people!

In other news, I want those cats.

73 momof2kitties 10.02.08 at 10:09 pm

Oooookay…

“Leopards are beautiful animals and should not be kept as pets to be abused by other, bigger, meaner kitties!”

/nuff.

Feel better? Glad to serve. :-)

In other news, SpottyBottyBelly!!!!!

Must huff. Now.

74 chanpon 10.02.08 at 10:54 pm

Prosh kitty toes
curled around the table leg.
I loves them so much.

75 estella 10.02.08 at 11:05 pm

Is that mostly a sneaky Aliens/South Park reference in there? Mostly?

76 Sunstorm 10.02.08 at 11:27 pm

2 beautiful kitties. *drops dead* I love the pattern on the bengal’s fur! Um, and you can kind of see…the bengal’s balls, um, in the fifth picture. I feel guilty invading the poor kitteh’s privacy. :(

77 berthaservant 10.02.08 at 11:32 pm

Thank you for the hovertext!!!!

78 Stinky Steve 10.03.08 at 12:19 am

Wow, my cat looks just like the sleeper, except gray. I too sneak up and touch his spots while he sleeps. And so would you.

79 nakey 10.03.08 at 4:57 am

Ahhn! They both look so McSoftersons!

80 A 10.03.08 at 7:52 am

Omg. SOOOOOO cute. I love this sequence. I also love the softness of the belly and the cowlick!!

81 Anna 10.03.08 at 11:52 am

@estella: the mostly harmless is a reference to hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy :)

82 T.U.M. 10.03.08 at 12:35 pm

Looks like a West Point cadet with all them rows of buttons on his chest.

83 Melinda 10.03.08 at 2:24 pm

What beautiful markings! Kitteh looks to be the softest of the soft!

84 Julie 10.03.08 at 2:52 pm

What a beautiful little cat! I wonder what kind he is, he has nice markings.

85 Elise 10.03.08 at 2:54 pm

!! such prettiful kittehs ! ^.^ i lurve the bengal kitteh eshpeshially. *huggles*

86 Elise 10.03.08 at 2:54 pm

*snorgles kittehs*

87 Erin 10.03.08 at 3:09 pm

They are so cute! I love cats, and that is the cutest story ever!

88 tracyFlick 10.03.08 at 3:48 pm

If you gave the leopard one a diamond collar it would look like a movie star.

89 Elisa 10.03.08 at 6:08 pm

Gray cat looks like my Kyd! Too cute bbs!

90 raymi 10.03.08 at 7:46 pm

what breed is that omgs explosions

91 iconicblue 10.03.08 at 7:55 pm

iwant iwant iwant! And I thought my 2 orange [ocelots] were cute! I think they now have a run for their money. Seriously, is that a breed?

92 Theo 10.04.08 at 1:31 pm
93 Totalee Puppy 10.04.08 at 2:06 pm

I’ve waited to enjoy the pictures and all the comments until Caturday. This is great–really puts
“catur” in the “day”. Thanks for the hovertext yesterday-it’s worth waiting
for!

94 Raemie L. 10.04.08 at 8:08 pm

Front paws up, kitteh-pants, two soft-looking kittehs – check, check, check. Oh, and a kitteh not in the mood to attack. *snorgles kitteh belly*

95 Raemie L. 10.04.08 at 8:12 pm

*grin*

Yay, for Caturday,
where on C.O.
the peeps and animules play!
Throwin’ puddins and funny cliché,
Make way for Caturday!

96 Noelegy 10.05.08 at 1:26 am

This baby wears leopardskin in STYLE! Beautiful kittehs.

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