This relationship just isn’t working.

by Meg on October 3, 2008

[Cat voice] Listen. It’s not me you it’s me.

We’ve given it a GOOD SHOT.

Are you even listening, Rex?

Ray-ray-ray-ray-ray-mi the Minx YOU knooooow what I like LOL.

{ 43 comments }

1 Joha 10.03.08 at 6:18 pm

Awww, I think it works just fine!

2 (the original) Mel 10.03.08 at 6:18 pm

There must be 50 ways to leave your stuffed polar bear lover.

3 doxnsox 10.03.08 at 6:20 pm

I’m sure the puppeh got tired of waking up with infinite furballs in his mouf.

4 skip 10.03.08 at 6:22 pm

Bwahahaha – the cat’s expression is priceless!

5 260Oakley 10.03.08 at 6:22 pm

“One more ‘You’re not fat, you’re fluffy’ crack and you’re toast, my little canine compadre.”

6 heather 10.03.08 at 6:30 pm

Looks like my kitty!

Except that puppy would have been shredded to bite-sized alpo pieces. He’s not a fan of dogs…

7 ThreeCatNight 10.03.08 at 6:32 pm

Well, it had to happen sometime. Thank God, at least they’re not smoking cigarettes in the afterglow.

8 Shannon H. 10.03.08 at 6:38 pm

Such an adorable puppeh!!!!

9 Biscuitz4Bearz 10.03.08 at 6:40 pm

Naughty!

10 Boomer's Babysitter 10.03.08 at 6:43 pm

Kitteh looks vaguely annoyed. Puppeh snoreth?

11 steppy 10.03.08 at 6:46 pm

That kitty is so like “Do You Mind we were busy” Luvs it luvs it luvs it

12 Deckard Canine 10.03.08 at 6:48 pm

That crossed out “me” before the “you”… I guess the two together would be pronounced “mew.” :)

13 katiedid 10.03.08 at 7:06 pm

what does a “cat voice” sound like???

14 CoffeeCup 10.03.08 at 7:10 pm

that’s awesome. I especially love the stuffed polar bear.

15 badgirl33 10.03.08 at 7:11 pm

is the poor cat fat or just fluffy?

16 Eastie 10.03.08 at 7:14 pm

Awww. I can haz cuddle? Kitteh doesn’t look very happy. What did puppeh do??

17 scooterpants 10.03.08 at 7:15 pm

ha! totally disapproving kitteh.

18 victoreia 10.03.08 at 7:26 pm

@(the original) Mel: LOL! I love that song!

And “Cat Voice” sounds just like exasperated mothers, particularly when you’re late with dinner……

19 raymi 10.03.08 at 7:43 pm

the cat got busted being nice

20 CoffeeCup 10.03.08 at 7:46 pm

I think the cat’s just fluffy, badgirl33. It just looks a little bigger compared to the small dog, and because the camera is so focused in.

21 Mary (the first) 10.03.08 at 7:46 pm

Kitteh says “Well, if you’d rather have a PHONY girlfriend instead of a REAL girlfriend.. even if I am “fluffy”.. at least I’m not one of those fake-everything types.. ha. Fine. I hope you enjoy yourself with that floozy.”

22 previouslydoodle 10.03.08 at 7:48 pm

it’s definitely Tocktober!

23 junebug 10.03.08 at 7:50 pm

Oh my God that’s cute!

24 Mrs. P. 10.03.08 at 7:56 pm

Meg! Meg! I’m sorry to burst in on this delightful thread, but C.O. just get a shout-out here?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/pda/2008/oct/03/digitalmedia

25 heather 10.03.08 at 7:59 pm

Upon further inspection, I think the puppeh may have let one rip.

26 WannaSmile.com 10.03.08 at 7:59 pm

Oh, these two looks so busted!

27 Erebella 10.03.08 at 8:00 pm

Nah, you all have it wrong. That cat had a ‘ruff’ night and that expression is just as it thinks to itself, “Oh my god, did I sleep with BOTH of them last night??!!?”

28 Gin 10.03.08 at 8:13 pm

OMG, the pup looks just like my Sassy, who is half beagle and half miniature boxer. And the beautiful kitty definitely looks like it’s just fluffy to me, not fat.

29 The Other One Michelle 10.03.08 at 8:36 pm

Kind of looks like a puggle. If it is, the part-beagle in him just farted and that’s cause of kitty’s frowny-face. Speaking from experience here.

30 kar 10.03.08 at 8:50 pm

Hey, it would help if he didn’t bring his “girlfriends” home.

You can only use the ‘body pillow’ so many times.

31 MadameX 10.03.08 at 8:55 pm

“This is NOT what I had in mind when I suggested a ‘menage a trois’…”

32 Babs 10.03.08 at 9:06 pm

Holy cats, the floofularity!

33 CoffeeCup 10.03.08 at 11:40 pm

Pup’s definitely not a pug…wrong snout shape…I think it might be a mini boxer…it looks to be a mix of some kind, unless I’m not as updated on dog breeds as I think I am.

34 berthaservant 10.03.08 at 11:49 pm

A threesome always SEEMS like a good idea…

35 jmuhj 10.04.08 at 12:42 am

Foofs: EWWWWWWW! Who left THAT in my bed? Out out OUT! NOW!

36 Marie 10.04.08 at 12:43 am

I’m begging you two to please work it out. This coupling must not be broken.

37 chanpon 10.04.08 at 1:34 am

Wow, gain a little wait and the guy totally ignores and falls asleep on you. *shakes head*

38 Totalee Puppy 10.04.08 at 4:03 am

Kitteh and polar bear could benefit from “Fluff
Watchers.” The meetings help you make low-fluff choices and plan ahead for those high-fluff parties and all-you-can fluff buffets.

39 M 10.04.08 at 8:48 am

Awhh, they’re so cute !

40 Sahrawi Wife 10.04.08 at 2:25 pm

HAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!! it looks like the kitty is saying “If you tell ANYONE I let that cry baby puppy sleep here last night so he would shut up I will leave you a nasty hairball to clean up !”

41 Raemie L. 10.04.08 at 9:15 pm

Kitteh’s pointed stare!

*Sort of* reminds me of the expression of the courtesan in this painting:
(NSFW caution b/c of nudity)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympia_%28painting%29
(larger pic) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6a/Manet%2C_Edouard_-_Olympia%2C_1863.jpg/300px-Manet%2C_Edouard_-_Olympia%2C_1863.jpg

42 kayla 10.04.08 at 10:58 pm

Sooooo cute I love cats i think they are adorable!

43 Julie 10.07.08 at 4:04 am

http://ffffound.com/image/d62bdf75460c9a17491a09c8421dff48cb59e589?c=774923

I just found this picture and it made me cry a lot. Does anyone know anything about this kitteh?

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