Huge Saucer Eyes ‘n’ Paws Alert!

by Meg on October 30, 2008

Forgive me if you’ve already seen this alert while driving down the highway. It’s our duty to warn you.

Two kittehs with dangerously large saucer eyes and particularly large paws are AT LARGE.

Please notify us immediately if you see them :D

Detective Catherine T. B., that’s some damn good police work.

{ 56 comments }

1 T.U.M. 10.30.08 at 5:05 pm

Is that second cat watching a tennis match?

I love the rouge on the cheeks. She’s a little beauty!

2 Lori 10.30.08 at 5:10 pm

i know there’s a “tiny ear” rule and a “disproportionate head to ear” rule, but should there be a “if your eyes are larger than your ears” cuteness rule?!

3 Jane WineBox 10.30.08 at 5:11 pm

Kitteh No. 1 is obviously a genetic experiment – Sugar Glider crossed with a Scottish Fold.
Kitteh No.2 is in such an aroused state! I agree, she must be watching a tennis match, played by mice.

4 Patty P 10.30.08 at 5:14 pm

LULZ at the second one!

5 Seven Paws 10.30.08 at 5:14 pm

Ackkkkkkkkkkkkk.So cute! Maybe TOO cute!

And you must look at the other videos at the bottom of the page, the one with the cat at the computer watching herself is priceless.

6 elliottsmommy 10.30.08 at 5:15 pm

not to men-shone the incredibly large and snorglable melon-noggins.

7 Alex F 10.30.08 at 5:17 pm

Robo-kitty in video two.

8 Hon Glad 10.30.08 at 5:18 pm

They are not of this world,
alien kitty’s.

9 Andi 10.30.08 at 5:18 pm

I swear, I would be so much cooler if I was covered in fur and had long whiskers. No one could deny my cool factor then.

10 brinnann 10.30.08 at 5:18 pm

Wow, check out the marmie fold linked from the first video. Turn your volume up for it: he’s flailing around and purring like a little engine!

11 Darkflame173 10.30.08 at 5:24 pm

I loveloveLOVE kittehs who have that manic, about to go completely bonkers look about them ^^ Those huuuuuuge pupils! That spaced out on the ‘nip craziness, what’s not to love!

12 Theo 10.30.08 at 5:24 pm

GET YOU FACE

13 Darkflame173 10.30.08 at 5:26 pm

Oh, and kitty #2? Future boxhab candidate….

14 Katie 10.30.08 at 5:30 pm

I was relieved when kitten in the top video finally turned over, because I was thinking, “It has been bred to such a level of facially-deformed cuteness that it CANNOT MOVE!”

Second kitteh looks like a textbook example of lurkensproinger preparing for some serious mayhem.

15 Fegli 10.30.08 at 5:33 pm

Squeee!!! Oh I must cuddle… I am in love!

16 LisaL 10.30.08 at 5:35 pm

I remember seeing that first video here b/c I remember commenting that it looked just like an EWOK!
Must have Ewok… Must… HAVE!

17 Erebella 10.30.08 at 5:36 pm

Wow, it’s like a really bad (but cute) 50’s horror movie! Night Of The Felids.

18 chanpon 10.30.08 at 5:41 pm

These are spooky lemur eyes!

19 Kari 10.30.08 at 5:50 pm

The second kitty’s eyes remind me of the Heroes character Maya, the one whose eyes go solid black. Freaky!!!

20 raymi 10.30.08 at 5:52 pm

oh man that first one is just too much i’m going to jump off my balcony now thank you.

21 homermariner 10.30.08 at 5:56 pm

If those paws get closer, can we nom them? I love nomming my kitties paws when the stick them out of boxes and under doors. They never expect it!

22 mike d 10.30.08 at 5:56 pm

Beware of MegaPawz!

23 Jess 10.30.08 at 5:59 pm

They should be outlawed. Too Cute!

24 Cassie 10.30.08 at 6:05 pm

My goodness, but that kitty in the bottom video has baby seal eyes! I think he may have sucked out my soul a little…

25 HorribleLicensePlates 10.30.08 at 6:16 pm

It’s not recommended that you give your cat LSD

26 goldenpuppy 10.30.08 at 6:32 pm

the second kitteh made me jump! i felt like laying on my back with the first kitteh and just casually chat.

“why is the sky so blue, kitteh?”

27 Kallisto 10.30.08 at 6:32 pm

Ok, I’ll say it:
The feeeeeeeeeetz!!!!

28 Beth (in NC) 10.30.08 at 6:39 pm

Bwaaaaahhh!! I want!!! Can I have one please? It is actually my birthday!!!!

29 T.U.M. 10.30.08 at 6:57 pm

I’m a sucker for a dilute calico.

30 Decca 10.30.08 at 7:01 pm

It like those creepy little kid painting with the huge eyes that always terrified me in the 70s.

31 jfield 10.30.08 at 7:14 pm

@ Beth (in NC): Happy Birthday from me (also in NC)

Kitteh 1: I have no words

Kitteh 2: @HorribleLicensePlates: Bwah, ha, ha!

That is all:-)

32 Theresa 10.30.08 at 7:45 pm

Wow.

33 Jen 10.30.08 at 7:52 pm

That first one looks exactly like Mort from Madagascar. “Do not be near the King’s feet!”

34 skip 10.30.08 at 8:01 pm

Whoa, manga cats! Scary.

35 Jen 10.30.08 at 8:16 pm

Um, did you guys see the paw floppage on the first kitten? I mean, just laying there with the front and back paws all like, “soak in my magnificence”?

36 Laura S 10.30.08 at 8:39 pm

Awww MAN, the pictures aren’t showing up.

37 scooterpants 10.30.08 at 9:00 pm

ok, ok yah.
they got great big eyes
great big foots
loud purring motors
and, WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?!
Its those dang Japanese kickin our butts again, in the cute dept.
yep. rub it in, just keep rubbin it in.

38 Cellesse 10.30.08 at 9:02 pm

SOULESS CAT EYES ALERT

39 wee_squirrel 10.30.08 at 9:21 pm

Like a doll’s eyes…

40 karen 10.30.08 at 9:42 pm

o.m.g. i do believe my retnas have just been burned out by an overwhelming and hypnotizing little set of kittah eyeballs! oh the humanity!

41 Mary (the first) 10.30.08 at 10:24 pm

Well, # 2 freaked me out for a few seconds because I thought that sound I heard was the kitteh’s head /neck moving back and forth.. finally I recognized it was the sound of “whatever” the human was scraping that the kitteh was watching .. whew. Thought the kitteh needed a chiropractor (that’s what I do when I hear a grinding sound on head turning).

42 Sunstorm 10.30.08 at 10:44 pm

Omg first photo! Roly poly-o!

43 Sunstorm 10.30.08 at 10:45 pm

Ahem – I meant to say *video. Not photo.

44 Alverant 10.31.08 at 12:05 am

Ahhh! Pawzillia! Run!

45 MichieGrl 10.31.08 at 12:36 am

Holy Crap, that second kitteh looks like it is on some powerful opiates! Time for a little more than boxhab, eh?

46 milquetoast 10.31.08 at 9:18 am

Hugomoungus soft paws and whiskers juxtaposi-SHONS!- dedleh combonay-SHONS

47 Barbarella von Fluffenstein 10.31.08 at 9:37 am

Oh my! What HUGE eyes you have! :D

48 blair 10.31.08 at 2:07 pm

how did this one not get in the list:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctbPiXbqm98

i’m not sure what the dealio is with the futuramic golilla, though. maybe it’s part of a boxhab program.

49 carmen 10.31.08 at 4:53 pm

My kitty, what big eyes you have!

50 Sharon Wilson 10.31.08 at 6:17 pm

I wanna bop da paws!

51 Olivia 11.01.08 at 12:58 pm

#2 is creepy. #1 is cute.
#2, if they r scraping something, they do it right when dee kitteh is about 2 move itz hed. ????

52 Olivia 11.01.08 at 1:02 pm

well, why didnt they put this in? http://www.ultrakawaii.com/episode/UK_20081014

53 Olivia 11.01.08 at 1:07 pm

huh? Agree?

54 Theo 11.01.08 at 1:12 pm

“They”? From where I sit, the Ultra Kawaii boys are the “they” here.

55 Olivia 11.03.08 at 12:41 am

What?

56 Olivia 11.03.08 at 12:42 am

Its BeiBei!

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