We will, we will ‘TOCK YOU

by Meg on October 8, 2008

Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise
Playin’ in the leaves gonna be a big buck some day
You got plants in yo’ face
Tailio Igleise
Showin’ your ‘tocks all over the place

We will we will ‘TOCK YOU!
We will we will ‘TOCK YOU!

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Sing it, Angela W.!!!

{ 73 comments }

1 Rosie A. 10.08.08 at 8:04 pm

Um…Bleen???

TOO CUTE DEER TOCKS!

2 Minutiae 10.08.08 at 8:05 pm

Awww… tiny fawn ‘tocks!

3 muttluver 10.08.08 at 8:06 pm

Amazing. Simply amazing picture. And hilarious commentary, as per usual.

4 kasia 10.08.08 at 8:08 pm

Love it!!!

5 Peg of Tilling 10.08.08 at 8:09 pm

I am so tocked! (it’s like being p0wned but with added w00t).

6 Kari 10.08.08 at 8:11 pm

I love the Queen reference, Meg!

Does it make me weird that I like the furriness of these particular ‘tocks???

7 ThreeCatNight 10.08.08 at 8:13 pm

“Hey,don’t be talking about my ‘tocks or I’ll get Bambi after you!”

8 Hyura 10.08.08 at 8:16 pm

wow this picture is so perfect. the bambi looks almost coquettish behind that leaflet.

9 FilthyGrandeur 10.08.08 at 8:16 pm

i was totally singing your caption while observing the cute coy over-the shoulder look at my tocks action.

10 momof2kitties 10.08.08 at 8:19 pm

Butt Flaaaaaaapps!!!!!11!!!!!1!

11 crackjob 10.08.08 at 8:22 pm

Way to rhyme! “Tailio Igleise” is my new everything.

12 michii 10.08.08 at 8:27 pm

Meg… you’re too awesome at the captions. :D
And this little guy is TOOOO cute :D

13 fish eye no miko 10.08.08 at 8:28 pm

That’s an AMAZING picture. Very nice, Angela W.!

14 RR 10.08.08 at 8:40 pm

Okay, these are. by far, my favorite lyrics! Way to work Talio Igleise into a song!

15 Kitsy 10.08.08 at 8:49 pm

The lyrics, they will be stuck in my head.

Cute ‘tocks there coy leafy deerlet.

16 Marie 10.08.08 at 8:54 pm

You’ve sooo outdone yourself here, Meg. This is one of the funniest captions (and songs) ever! I have tears coming out of my eyes as I LMAO.

Thanks for the super mood shifter…and the tocks!

17 Erin 10.08.08 at 8:55 pm

Confession: I don’t like deer. I think they’re vermin. A nuisance. Big, pretty rats. Perhaps this goes back to the night I tried to humanely shoo deer off my lawn in the middle of the night only to have the whole herd charge me. Screw you, deer.

But this little bambi-no? Oh boy, is he precious with that coy look. Om nom nom.*

*I do not want to literally eat this deer.

18 Brie 10.08.08 at 8:56 pm

Wee baby deer tocks and Queen?! *faints*

19 another Michelle 10.08.08 at 9:05 pm

Hysterical and brilliant lyrics!

20 chanpon 10.08.08 at 9:05 pm

Bambi buttocks.

21 Rosie A. 10.08.08 at 9:14 pm

@Erin: I kinda know where you’re coming from…I LOVE cats, but there was one point I was so terrified of them because one attacked me (I had 14 holes in my leg – 5 from each from paw and 4 from his teeth)… but I came back to loving them when I got my baby Tucker, then my second baby Cooper. So it’s ok to not like them but think one is cute in a pic, and it’s also ok to still love them even though one (or several, as in your herd) attack you… *sigh* I babble…sorry. ;P

22 Erebella 10.08.08 at 9:15 pm

MEG, MEG, I LOVE YOU, THAT WAS AWESOME! I love that song and I was totally singing it to your words! Gaaaahhhh! Okay, I’m all right now. And isn’t that the most pweshuss baby you’ve ever seen?!?!

23 cataddict 10.08.08 at 9:18 pm

Who can resist those beyooteeeful ‘tocks with such a come hither look???

Little hussy. ;)

24 Martha in Washington 10.08.08 at 9:28 pm

I want to know who these photographers are and how do they get these amazing photos. Just once in my life I want to be in the right place at the right time with the right camera to get a gorgeous photo like this. Truly, truly awesome!!

25 jen 10.08.08 at 9:28 pm

d’oh!

26 Sandy 10.08.08 at 9:30 pm

Never again will I be able to sing We Will Rock You without using the phrase “Tailio Igleise”
Brilliant. Just Brilliant!!

27 warrior rabbit 10.08.08 at 9:40 pm

LOL @ Peg of Tilling

(and at Tailio Igleise)

28 Meaghan 10.08.08 at 9:42 pm

Has no one else but me noticed the long, purty eyelashes? This little deersie could be in a Revlon commercial.

29 debnpups 10.08.08 at 9:42 pm

Meg, You’re a frickin genius. A SUPER GENIUS….

30 Shaz the Original 10.08.08 at 9:44 pm

Tailio Igleise.

Best rhyme ever.

31 M. 10.08.08 at 9:54 pm

haha, i totally sang along.. twice..

32 Brenda 10.08.08 at 10:00 pm

Awwwwwww! How adorable! :)

33 vandevere 10.08.08 at 10:44 pm

All that, and Princess Di Eyes too. What is the world coming to?

34 Holy Cuteness 10.08.08 at 10:55 pm

Wow, amazing picture! Well done Angela.

35 honeypants 10.08.08 at 11:11 pm

I am *dying* over “tailio igleise”

THANK YOU for making my extra long workday a little bit brighter :)

36 jmuhj 10.08.08 at 11:21 pm

Great pic. No comment on the commentary. No fan of rock here.

37 P 10.08.08 at 11:21 pm

Oh my goodness this is too cute for words!!

38 leslie 10.08.08 at 11:36 pm

As I was first experiencing Meg’s captioning brilliance (are you blushing yet Meg?)…then as I read through the first few comment segments, I was wondering whether anybody else got the Lady Di reference … glad to see, that someone else did!!

Yet again — COverload does NOT disappoint my daily “awwwwwwww” fix quota need.

As a “recovering ex-Catholic” (not my own punchline, but pretty classic) … I will close, with
“thanks be with you”!!!

39 Theo 10.08.08 at 11:44 pm

“Tailio Iglese” …ohh man… [LOL/groan]

Meg, don’t make me write a Star Trek version.

40 AmyJ 10.09.08 at 12:06 am

Gold medal first-prize-winning caption!!! Tailio Iglese – brilliant! Maybe we need to start a collection of CO songs/poetry? (Do we already have one?)

That’s also one amazingly beautiful photo of an amazingly beautiful little deerlet. I could cuddle up with that, except for the ticks…

41 Gail (the first one) 10.09.08 at 12:49 am

You know, *all* animal bebehs are pretty damn cute….but babeh deersies? Fetch me my smelling salts….sweet little thing is giving me the vapors!!!!

42 TurboFloof 10.09.08 at 12:57 am

What a brilliant pic – brilliant lyrics – and Erin, brilliant hilarious story of your deer trauma.

43 crazyweinerdoglady 10.09.08 at 1:11 am

when I was a child I was trampled by a Saint Bernard.. lets just say I finally got over it LOL.

I wish I could think up lyrics that funny!

44 rabble 10.09.08 at 1:59 am

um, even though they’re so close to the exit hatch, i tewtally wanna snorgle the little wispy feathery bits on the backs of his legs, and feel the hairs tickle my nose.

45 woofysma 10.09.08 at 2:42 am

Now I’ll never hear Queen again without thinking “we will ‘tock you.” I sang your lyrics as I read them. And little talio iglesias is beyond cute – oh, yeah – he’s cute overload!

46 Norty 10.09.08 at 3:31 am

oh my goodness.
tailio…
bestest song ever Meg, I dub thee hero of the month.

47 Haw Haw 10.09.08 at 3:32 am

Oh, man – that was hilarious – I am wiping tears out of my eyes….”Tailio Igleise” – too much!

48 ParkBench 10.09.08 at 4:02 am

“You got plants in yo’ face
Tailio Igleise”

Best rhyme EVAR? Yes!

49 q34e763 10.09.08 at 5:34 am

This is brilliant!

50 Ms. Q 10.09.08 at 6:56 am

My head just asploded.

51 lggbie 10.09.08 at 6:56 am

da ears! da eeears! plus, da eyelashes! so sweet, the little dearling.

52 Daphne Moss 10.09.08 at 7:38 am

Meg, one of best all around combos of tocks wonderfulness, caption and humor…the sound in my head to this awesome song…Tailio Inglesias…
priceless.

I’m gobsmacked.

53 Raemie L. 10.09.08 at 8:06 am

Whoa, I lof ‘Tocktober’s (unofficial? official??) theme song. Bebeh deer make me smile.

54 Hon Glad 10.09.08 at 8:15 am

Butts and Scuts.

55 Andrew 10.09.08 at 9:52 am

Very funny :)

56 mberkie0 10.09.08 at 12:02 pm

I got nothing to write about this Bambi-Tocktober, everyone already writ about everything that popped into my head, from Princess Di-eyes, to Bambi, to Tailio Igleisias, you name it, and my toast fell to the floor, butter-side-down! (and oh, by the way, yes, the cutivity is way over overloaded in this pic.)

57 RR 10.09.08 at 12:45 pm

Okay, I woke up singing this.

58 marsheeeee 10.09.08 at 1:27 pm

I’m still thinking we need a “Princess Di eyes” category here. Beautiful baby. “We will we will ‘tock you. (Stomp stomp clap stomp stomp clap)” **Snort!!**

59 Jezebel 10.09.08 at 3:51 pm

Tock on, little dude! Tock ‘n’ Roll! Woo Hoo!

60 Acacia 10.09.08 at 3:59 pm

among my favorite posts. i love the caption, especially “tailio iglese!” LMAO!!! i want to sing out loud but i’m at work, unfortunately.

61 babyj 10.09.08 at 4:17 pm

*Tailio Igleise* made me LOL in class! Ah well, law school is too serious anyhow :D

62 ariel 10.09.08 at 4:33 pm

i’d like to enter another vote for best rhyme evar.

63 Kiragirl 10.09.08 at 4:46 pm

babyj,
LOL, why are you looking at CO during law class?

Bravo, Meg! You ‘Tock!

64 Joy 10.09.08 at 7:29 pm

Seeing these deer’s “tocks” reminded me of a Corgi, who must have some golden retriever in him, the hairiest, fluffiest butt I’ve ever seen on a dog. It was all I could to stop googling and focus on my dog in training as both that dog’s owner and I were putting our dogs thru basic training.

65 Lindsey 10.09.08 at 8:07 pm

Totally agreed, best rhyming in memory. I was all singing along, had to read it again.

66 villy 10.09.08 at 11:20 pm

takes me back to my deer days…

67 Jackie 10.10.08 at 12:22 am

Definitely agree about the brilliance of this caption. However, I must also put in a vote for the “don’t chomp on yourself collar.” My family will be calling it that FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!!

68 Momcat 10.10.08 at 3:32 am

When Tocktober is just a sweet memory, will we get Nosevember? Can’t wait. BING!

69 Kris 10.10.08 at 2:34 pm

AWESOMENESS!!! Fantastical lyrics. You have forever changed Queen for me, and here I didn’t think they could get better!!?

70 ariel 10.10.08 at 11:52 pm

Oh my god, that is the cutest picture I have ever seen.

71 berthaservant 10.11.08 at 3:43 am

The encore:

AAAAARE you gonna take me home tonight?
AHHHHH down beside that red fire light?
AAAAARE you gonna let it all hang out?

Fat bottom deer, you make the Tockin’ world go ’round!!

72 Theo 10.12.08 at 12:42 am

Tock me home tonight,
I don’t wanna let you go till you see the light…

73 Lauren 10.14.08 at 1:33 am

This picture is priceless!! Amazing!

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