More C.O. Gardening Tips!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on October 6, 2008

When planting dogwood, it’s very important to find a planter box that’s the right size for the dogwood you have in mind, and a dog who’ll submit to being planted.  Most dogs won’t, but … (chuckle, titter) … this dog would. (pffft, chortle, tee-hee)

Flowerbed

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{ 44 comments }

1 Mo 10.06.08 at 6:58 pm

Dog Would? Groan.

2 T.U.M. 10.06.08 at 6:58 pm

NOMTOM, you’re getting a rolled-up newspaper across the nose for that pun!

3 metsakins 10.06.08 at 6:58 pm

That dog thinks he’s a cat.

4 Ceolmhor 10.06.08 at 7:02 pm

Yeah, but we all laughed…admeet eet!

Puppers looks comfy, though.

5 cheryl 10.06.08 at 7:03 pm

oh no, now the need for boxhab has gone to the dogs.

6 fish eye no miko 10.06.08 at 7:06 pm

@cheryl: That was my first thought, too! What next, hedgies and hamsters in boxhab, as well?
[shakes head]

7 Courtney 10.06.08 at 7:08 pm

I know they say to let sleeping dogs lie… but I couldn’t let that belly go without a good rub!

8 eikoleigh 10.06.08 at 7:08 pm

LOL, I would expect a cat to do this, but the unexpectedness of a dog – a BIG dog at that! – is hiliarous.

Simply adorable.

9 (the original) Mel 10.06.08 at 7:11 pm

I love your horrible puns, NTMTOM. There is just a special place in my heart for awful puns.

10 warrior rabbit 10.06.08 at 7:19 pm

Courtney, what belly? You’d have to dig up the dogwood (or is it boxwood, now?) to see it, much less get to it.

Yes, the original Mel, it’s in your ohhhhhricle. For others less pun-appreciative, it’s the part the ohhhhhricle is attached to — the hatrium.

11 pyrit 10.06.08 at 7:20 pm

Not That Wood The Other Would

12 T.U.M. 10.06.08 at 7:22 pm

It’s the dogwood bark that gets you.

13 Decca 10.06.08 at 7:30 pm

Finally, a plant that creates its own fertilizer!

14 smo 10.06.08 at 7:31 pm

dogs are brilliant, its as simple as that. and this one rules supreme for the day. i want to go take a nap in a planter now, too.

15 darkshines 10.06.08 at 7:35 pm

S/he looks so chubby and happy :)

16 260Oakley 10.06.08 at 7:43 pm

I love it when the dogloaf rises above the pan and gets all golden brown on top.

17 mberkie0 10.06.08 at 8:09 pm

Oh, tee-hee yourself, NTMTOM! *snerk-snerk*
(This pun would have made my Dad laugh! He loved puns — good, bad, indifferent!)

18 kbo 10.06.08 at 8:19 pm

VERY nice touch to have the matching gravel.

19 Nicolletta 10.06.08 at 8:28 pm

How come puppies never grow in my planters?

20 MaggieBee 10.06.08 at 8:50 pm

OMG did anyone see the lil tailio nubbin?!?!??

*squeeeee!*

21 Erebella 10.06.08 at 8:58 pm

LOL @ Decca!!!!
I can’t imagine why that dog’s in there – it doesn’t look very comfortable.

22 Jana 10.06.08 at 9:11 pm

He’s like “Won’t let me sleep in the house? I’ll show you!”

23 DaytimeDeb 10.06.08 at 9:40 pm

Doggone it, the plant has outgrown the planter again. Now I have to dig it up and divide it.

Ooh… that means two dogwoods? Yay!

24 DaytimeDeb 10.06.08 at 9:41 pm

Or, I could just plant this dogwood in a larger planter, and use this one for something else.

Willow you mind if I plant some pussy willow instead?

25 scooterpants 10.06.08 at 10:21 pm

izz perfect-o.
what iz the issue here???

26 Melissa 10.06.08 at 11:17 pm

Awwww, I love this!!
Its sooo adorable!
<3
I love your website!!

27 momof2kitties 10.06.08 at 11:47 pm

Awww…pupster looks so cozy! Is there any room for me in there?

28 zandor 10.07.08 at 12:19 am

This is so adorable.

29 snorglepup 10.07.08 at 12:37 am

They go dormant if you leave them in the garden all winter.
If you’re lucky they will bloom indoors…
Or at least bark!!

30 Theo 10.07.08 at 1:35 am

Mike. Dude. You misspelled “gardering”.

;)

31 Theo 10.07.08 at 2:25 am

…d’OH! Meg fixed the other one!

32 cachorro 10.07.08 at 2:44 am

A cool spot for a nap on a hot day?

33 foxy 10.07.08 at 3:12 am

Hah, Teho! And again I say hah!
I really need real words to be spelled correctly, hence my extreme dislike for LOL-speak. (Also I read this about 20 times to make sure nothing was misspelled)

[You linguistic prescriptivists. *tsk!* - Ed.]
[PS - http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/popculture/a359/ - Ed.]

34 AuntieMame 10.07.08 at 4:19 am

The bread’s riz! Time to put it in the oven!

35 AuntieMame 10.07.08 at 4:21 am

(And LOL at the t-shirt, Teho! Lolspeak used to be funny, when people followed the rules, but randomly misspelling stuff isn’t true lolspeak.)

36 Hon Glad 10.07.08 at 6:41 am

Ahm jist protecting mah bone.

37 Emma 10.07.08 at 9:49 am

Ohhhh why can’t I grow anything like that in my garden? Stoopid flowers!

38 starling 10.07.08 at 9:55 am

I call your LOL t-shirt and raise you this one, Teho:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/ladies/a078/?cpg=ab

39 starling 10.07.08 at 9:56 am

P.S. Ooooh, LOL magnetz! Shiny!

40 Theo 10.07.08 at 12:56 pm

I saw that one, Starling, but decided I preferred this one:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/ladies/9d05/

41 starling 10.07.08 at 2:59 pm

They put the print on that t-shirt slightly too high …

42 Theo 10.07.08 at 5:15 pm

That’s because it sits on the ruins of three sunken castles, Starling.

(you have to choose your Python references carefully)

43 Carrie 10.07.08 at 6:03 pm

shouldn’t that t-shirt be OMG Pwnies!!11eleventy-one!!11

44 alexa 10.08.08 at 3:14 am

ha ha ha ha
i’d say more but laughing too much to type

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