I Promise I’ll Never Drink Again!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on October 10, 2008

"Ugghhhh, why did I let you buy me all of those Jäger shots, Freddy?  Hey, where are you, anyway?"

"I’m behind you in the sink, man!  And lemmie tell’ya, this sucker’s HUGE!"

Well, get over here and hold back my whiskers, willya?

Make the room stop spinning, Amy R.!

{ 34 comments }

1 Berg 10.10.08 at 9:54 pm

“Hold back my whiskers”–heh heh.

2 kaye 10.10.08 at 9:56 pm

is that a short commode or a tall cat?

3 fuguemonkey 10.10.08 at 9:56 pm

The black & white kitty is named Ralph (zing!)

4 taj 10.10.08 at 9:57 pm

Aww, I miss college!

5 Mary (the first) 10.10.08 at 10:15 pm

Bwwaaaahaaahaaaa!! So funny. And so true.

6 Decca 10.10.08 at 10:15 pm

Oh man, we are SO gonna flunk that chem test on Monday!

7 caitlin 10.10.08 at 10:17 pm

TGIF this is what i’ll be doing tonight!

caitlin

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8 Theresa 10.10.08 at 10:24 pm

Ralph has little white mittens and booties.

9 AuntieMame 10.10.08 at 10:27 pm

This reminds me of a joke about a guy who was visiting Texas for the first time and hearing all the stories about how everything is bigger in Texas. So he gets drunk and falls in the swimming pool, and as he’s thrashing around in the water, he’s screaming “Don’t flush! Don’t flush!!”

10 Fegli 10.10.08 at 10:33 pm

Yes, I definitely saw these kitties at the campus bar for pub night last night!

11 Boomer's Babysitter 10.10.08 at 11:14 pm

Very cute. I wonder with Kaye there, if that’s an unusually tall cat. I also wonder what happened to Boomer (he’s not telling). I got word from my BF that he has a broken bone in his foot or hind leg somewhere. His human (whom my BF rents from) said he’s got to have surgery on Tuesday. Maybe the little fuzzball was out drinking with his cat pals, too! Hope all turns out well for him! I guess we won’t be taking him to romp in the park on Sunday, either. 8-(

12 Boomer's Babysitter 10.10.08 at 11:15 pm

Funny hovertext!!!

13 gizmo 10.10.08 at 11:27 pm

Honest, I don’t have a drinking problem.

I drink.
I fall down.
I do the technicolor yawn at the alter of the porcelain goddess.

No problem.

Oh, poor, poor kitteh. Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

14 coot 10.10.08 at 11:48 pm

haha gizmo.

15 Gail (the first one) 10.11.08 at 12:07 am

Silly peeps—-what kitteh wouldn’t rather ‘yack’ in the middle of the carpeting or newly-washed floor??!!

If this pic were of my newest, Helen, it would be of her watching the “death-by-flushing” of the evil toilet paper!

16 Jennie Mello 10.11.08 at 12:55 am

Purrfect for a friday night.
This is all you partiers at about 1 am….I will be snug in bed with my hubby and my kitty.

17 Jennie Mello 10.11.08 at 12:56 am

Not that I haven’t done that before. I just hate feeling that way, so I stopped.

18 Janeyferr 10.11.08 at 1:01 am

it always amused me that you americans reference university for such situations when i think of being 16 again

19 Sarah 10.11.08 at 2:23 am

My cat’s tall enough to do that. He looks like a dog when he drinks while standing. Cute!

Oh, and it’s Jäger or Jaeger, not both.

[You're right, will fix... - Ed.]

20 jmuhj 10.11.08 at 2:34 am

Totally ignorant about alcohol. Very fine cats, though!

21 berthaservant 10.11.08 at 3:24 am

“As his drunken roommate Friedrich made sickies in the tub behind him, young Kittler wondered if maybe he shouldn’t leave art school and go into politics.”

22 Amy R 10.11.08 at 4:17 am

Hey, who’s the other Amy R.???

23 Kar 10.11.08 at 4:27 am

Seriously Gail.

I WISH my baby would throw up in some nice, easy to clean porcelain tub or even the toilet.

That’s a new fantasy, that my cat yaks in the toilet and not on my just dry-cleaned comforter.

24 Katrina 10.11.08 at 11:23 am

Good golly, we have two Amy R.s Amy R2?

Can’t drink, can’t have cats-but I relate!

25 browngrl 10.11.08 at 2:18 pm

srsly Berthaservant you are so right!

26 Theo 10.11.08 at 3:19 pm

Browngrl — actually I was thinking of invoking Godwin’s LOL.

27 CJ 10.11.08 at 4:40 pm

“Made sickies”. I’m tewtally saying that next time I barf up my booze.

28 Annie 10.11.08 at 10:31 pm

@ Berthaservant. Snicker. Too Funny.

29 T.U.M. 10.11.08 at 11:17 pm

This is why the lid always stays down in my house.

(Well, except when someone’s using it.)

30 Tabitha 10.12.08 at 2:19 am

Is that my cat? It sure looks like it… :)

31 ZacAttack 10.13.08 at 2:26 am

Just dont take it out on household appliances!

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32 cachorro 10.13.08 at 3:01 am

Berthaservant–Somehow you
make it sound good. LOL!

33 lizzums 10.13.08 at 11:19 am

Does that make one of them Not That Amy R The Other Amy R? Just wondering. *giggles*

34 rockwell_lancer 10.14.08 at 12:50 am

They should send that kitty’s pic to http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

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