Ah, good eeeeeevening. [ominous pipe organ!] Welcome, my esteemed guests. [creaky iron gate!] As some of you are no doubt already aware [flapping bat wings!] …today is a most auspicious day indeed. [distant echoing howl!] Yes, my pretties, the time is upon us at last! Tonight, we shall celebrate: [cork pop!] [duck call!] [whoopee cushion!]
If you would excuse me for just a moment.
(wait, wait, dude, we got a whole WAREHOUSE of foley effects, c’mon hey leggo HEY)
[dismissive door slam!]
A thousand apologies. If I may resume? *ahem* …tonight, once more, we celebrate:
Please help yourselves to hors d’oeuvres, which can be found in the plastic jack-o-lanterns, and as always, please avoid all eye contact with the Bunnilisk. Shall we move inside? It does appear that there is an unseasonable thunderstorm approaching…
Why yes, that is a Wachter. I actually framed that one myself. Thank you! And if you flatterers would direct your attention over here by the rabbit cage, I just finished this one today — no, over here — don’t — not down there! Oh for… didn’t I say?!
Tsk. That’s more for the statue garden, then — though how we’ll find room for all of these is quite beyond me. Hmm, perhaps that abandoned and oddly-zoned graveyard next door could be annexed… [contented carrot munching!]