“Goaty Two Shoes”

Just because I curl my ears, trim my horns, like Holly Hobby, eat my vegetables and overall I am annoyingly virtuous doesn’t mean you get to call me that.


It’s better than ‘Goatse Two Shoes’ Elizabeth F.



  1. That is so awesome <3

  2. Bwahahaha!!

  3. I want to keeeees him on the leeeeps!

  4. *is in love*

    That is the cutest little face.

  5. OMG Meg, I can’t believe you referenced “Goatse!” LOL!

  6. He’s like the Eddie Haskell of goats!

    “That dress is lovely, Mrs. Cleaver.”

  7. Hello Kitty says:

    The ears are like curled hair that is stiff from the 50’s!!!

  8. that is the cutest face I’ve ever seen….so sweet and so happy♥

  9. wow, i am in LURVE.

  10. goatse ewwwwwww. wrong, wrong, wrong.

    goat, cute.

  11. Pearl Ostroff says:

    Thank you. I love goats.

  12. that is super creepy…

  13. WickedWendy says:

    OMG this is just too darn cute! I almost fell out of my chair!

  14. Oh my goodness! How can anyone look at that and not smile?

  15. AuntieMame says:

    Isn’t “goatse” one of those words I regret looking up every time I check to see what it means?

    The goat is hilarious, in any case. Especially his (her?) sporty ear flip.

  16. Holy crap. This is even more jarring than the time Meg made a reference to “watersports” in a mock personals ad, because this time it’s obviously intentional.

    Reading this, it’s hard to believe she once raised hackles by using the word “Goddamn.”

  17. Okay, that picture made me laugh out loud…

  18. (the original) Mel says:

    Hey, if Nellie from Little House on the Prairie was a goat…

  19. goat eyes, auuuuugh!


    yes AuntieMame, you will regret it. dont do it!

  20. AuntieMame I want to know too, but I think it would be better to resist. eeep!

    Cute little goat though!


    I spent a good two minutes making staring in disbelief at the cuteness on my feed page.

    Hooray for Goaties!

  22. @Pete: ya, for sure. Snerk!
    Zee goat, she is…mesmerizing…

  23. I immediately thought of Nellie Olson, too!

  24. It looks like Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars!

    “Meesa need to die now”

    Not that I condone killing goats, of course…

  25. Oh my goodness, if that picture doesn’t exemplify the term “teacher’s pet” I don’t know what does! Harrumph!

  26. OMG, that has to be the cutest thing EVER.


  27. darkshines says:

    Awesome scroll down!

  28. The most enigmatic smile since the Mona Lisa. And I love the retro flip eardo. I wonder if he uses Dippity Do?

  29. ::shudders:: Goatse.

    Not as bad as Tub Girl. I had to look at cute puppy pictures for an hour straight when I first saw that one. And that was before Cute Overload had been invented.

  30. Michelle S says:

    This was my neighbor Anne when I was a kid! She always made her bed and ate her brussels sprouts and she didn’t like to share her toys because she didn’t want them to get broken. Hi Anne!

  31. JAR JAR BINKS zomg

  32. Caused an immediate smile for me. Such a cutie.

  33. I was reading the news and the nastiness being spewed by the Mc/Pa camp (I WAS undecided…) and needed a happy thought. Looking at this fabulous face, I may soon be flying! Obaaaaaama for president!

  34. Chippybird says:

    The picture has to be a complete composite what a great job. The eyes are a give away however they look more like dog eyes. Goats have a vertical slit in the iris not round eyes.

    Needless to say this is a masterpiece.


  36. I have a colonoscopy tomorrow. I’m tired. I’m hungry from fasting, and I’m running to the loo every ten minutes from the preparation they gave me. Somehow this little goat makes everything in the world seem worthwhile….

  37. It looks like he’s wearing a veil. I love goats, they are adorable farm animals.

  38. Chippybird – Just to say if you look close enough, you can see his eyes are horizontal slits. They just look like dog eyes because of the shadow on the tops of them…

  39. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    I think I may be glad that “goatse” is not in my dictionary… But cute picture, nonetheless. Any cuteness is welcome reprieve from the nastiness coming from BOTH camps. *sigh* This has to be the ugliest election season in my lifetime! Worst of all, they’re longer every time! More cute! more cute!

  40. Definitely Jar Jar Binks!

  41. MEG –
    NO U DIDN’T refer to Goatze!!!! Thankfully, the cuteness here cured me before i died from that reference!! now, what are you going to do about all the poor people googling that and keeling over? hmmmmm????

  42. Vanessa The Animal Rights Advocate says:

    What an adorable, sweet face. Goats are so wonderful.

  43. Best of luck, Holly and I hope you recover very soon. The goat is adorableatle!

  44. I lubs me a smiley goat.

    Yay, more goats on CO!

  45. I thought the You Betcha pup was the funniest thing evar, but this goat? Is Be. Yond. Funny.

  46. Metsakins: “I lubes me a smiley goat.”

    which is what I thought you said

  47. Goats are wonderful animals, but you’ve got to neuter the males. Otherwise they– well, they do something almost as disgusting as what I still can’t believe Meg referred to up there. 😛

  48. This should include a warning that if you don’t know what “goatse” is, you don’t want to, so don’t google it.

    But I love goats!!

  49. @Holly, good luck with the periscope. 😉

  50. Theo, you’ve had too much internet.

  51. Erm? I’d never heard of goatse before, so of course I HAD to Google it! Now, I’m sorry I did. At least I found out about it from Wikipedia, so I guess it could have been worse. Maybe Meg had never heard of it before either, and just tried to use a ‘cute’ spelling of goats. I’m going to believe THAT is what happened. (I wouldn’t have thought of looking it up, even, if it weren’t for some of the comments here.)

  52. SO CUTE! I love goats and vow to have some as pets one day.

  53. i dont know why you guys are complaining about the election! Politics are awesome!
    The goat is adorable.

  54. Who can turn the world on with her smile?
    Who can take a bale of hay and suddenly eat the whole dang pile?
    Well, it’s you, kid, and you should know it…
    With each little glance and every movement you show it!
    You can chew your cud, no need to waste it.
    Flash that pretty smile, no need to fake it.
    You’re gonna make it after all.
    You’re gonna make it after all.

    (Throws hat in air, freeze scene)

  55. @Cheryl: Oh, Donald!

  56. This goat… looks like Dory from Finding Nemo. Srsly. 😀

  57. OH! LOL that made my night, seriously! Har har har!!!!

    And my 12 year old came by to see what I was giggling at and said “Ew.. gross” and I smacked her, lol.

    It’s CUTE. So happy and geeky and sweet, awww.

  58. Hey goat.

    How you doin’?

    Say hello to your mother for me.

  59. She is more that happy to weed your garden and eat your green waste.

  60. Capt' Tightpants says:

    I must say, it has taken every fiber of my being to not google ‘goatse’. I’ve seen the warnings before, and I must say: Go me for exhibiting restraint. apparently.

    This image is both adorable and disturbing. That’s not easy to do, so kudos.

    @makyo: it does have a certain Dory-ish quality. So pleased with itself!

  61. Janeyferr says:

    i swear i once dated this guy…

  62. Ok, let’s wash out our minds with some soap folks. Scouring pads for those really sticky images. And no, if you don’t know a certain word, don’t feel like you have to look it up.

    Now that is a cute goat with a beatitude of a smile.

  63. Stephanie C. says:

    With the blank stare, stiff hair (ears, whatever) and plastered smile, this goat could work at the DMV.

  64. yankeebird says:

    @ kultgirl:

    LMAO!! You SO should have signed that as Mark Wahlberg! I think you win the comments with that one!

    [Now I’m’a talk to a *donkey*. – Ed.]

  65. i am in love! thie FDA should approve this pic as an antidepressant, we’ve seen the world peace hamster, and now this goat is determined to cheer up the world with that silly grin. totally redonk and cute!

  66. so_much_love says:


    my hallowe’en kitties to eye cleanse anyone who googled goatse.

  67. I bet she’s the class sneak as well.

  68. omg… she looks like my coworker….

  69. DaytimeDeb says:

    Yay, other people remember Ann Marie and Mary Richards! The first thing I said when I saw the goat was “That Girl!” For those of you who don’t remember the ’60s, or the hair flip: http://www.thatgirltv.com/

    And if you don’t remember the ’70s: http://us.imdb.com/media/rm1350080512/tt0065314

  70. That just goes to show that SATAN is really a big big softie with a great sense of humour. 😀

  71. I honestly wouldn’t have thought that was a goat had I not read the post. awesome!

  72. That goat looks a bit…”special”

  73. Hah! Great picture. Definitely got a chuckle from me. That’s one happy goat!

  74. That’s one for the calendar! Makes me smile big.

  75. so_much_love: Such silleh kittehs! I especially love the one where Buffy’s yawning – she looks like she’s taunting Bella!

    Metsie: Hide Herbert. Now. Methinks Teho might have accidentally channeled Bugsy.

  76. Is it just me, or does that goat look kind of like Jesus?

  77. That goat needs sunscreen for her widdle nose. She would have been a great start for Nosevember!

  78. Stephanie says:

    Omg, goatse reference! My poor brain.
    *gets out the brain bleach and a brillo pad and resumes scrubbing*

  79. Its hilarious I wasnt the only one to think of Nellie, I thought I was going into cardiac arrest when I saw this cutie goatie!!!

  80. This little smiley goat is very cute, in a slightly eerie, Stepford wives kind of way…

  81. As a Capricorn, and as someone whose family kept goats when I was growing up….SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  82. What a great post.

  83. This cracked me up- I have a nickname for myself when I get new shoes: Goldy New Shoes.

    I love it when people get it without explanation… 🙂

  84. berthaservant (in canada!) says:

    Happy Happy Goat!

  85. Can’t you just hear him going “naaaa” like on the Aflack commercial?

  86. And omg, ewww! Had to google it. Here I was thinking you were talking about Nellie Olson’s goat!

    Theo, tsk tsk.

  87. Paunchie — I don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do I do??

  88. I think this pretty goat looks like Paris Hilton, but is much cuter and sweeter (and probably far more intelligent and well-behaved).

  89. This has to be the happiest goat ever!!!

  90. “subtle innuendo follows”…

    heh heh

  91. Hahahahahaha oh crap I can’t stop laughing at this…

  92. I just finished reading every single comment and I just have to say that CO-commenters have the best sense of humour around. Totally made my day :D!

  93. @Theo– pretending that you’re Al Green, Al Green?

    (I always wondered if that was worse than trying mighty hard to look like Gary Cooper)

  94. It reminds me of a Dr. Suess character!

  95. Vote Vote Vote like a knobbly goat!

  96. SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  97. Vote Vote Vote like a knobbly goat!

  98. Oh

  99. Anyone else think he looks like Jar Jar Binks?

  100. I couldn’t for the life of me figure out who this goat reminded me of. Definitely Nellie Oleson! Thanks, guys!