The Talk

"… you see, when a mommy bear and a daddy bear love each other very much, they … umm … go back to the cave, and … ahhh … well, it’s sort of like playing leapfrog, only without so much leaping …"

It's OK, we covered this in biology class already.

I can never get through this without using hand puppets, Melanie H.



  1. crazyweinerdoglady says:

    oh wow, BLEEN?!

  2. crazyweinerdoglady says:

    I’ve never been [PART OF A MARIACHI BAND AI YI YI]

    PO PO BEARS!!!! SOOO Cute. I watched growing up Polar Bear the other day. The baby on there’s name Inukshuk 🙂

  3. omg second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. really, really cute, too. The hovertext slayed me. XD ^^

  5. Dexter Fishmore says:

    Now screening: Fuzzy Bunny’s Guide to You-Know-What.


  7. Haha! Okay, polar bears I don’t mind so much, never having had any personal problems with them (but I still hate black bears).

  8. scooterpants says:

    hey NTMTOM- whatever it takes, just “get er done.”

  9. Is this Wilbear and mommy from Germany? She is a rocking mommy.

    Very witty verbage Mikester

  10. berthaservant says:

    At least Papa Bear didn’t just buy a copy of “Bear Did I Come From?”

  11. (the original) Mel says:

    LOL. Less leaping, more frogging, Nom Tom.

  12. fish eye no miko says:

    “… well, it’s sort of like playing leapfrog, only without so much leaping.” LOL! Great one, NOM TOM.

  13. Martha in Washington says:

    Then Daddy gives Mommy a very nice back rub and then in a few months there is a baby bear for us to love.”

  14. Juniper Jupiter says:

    If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands!

  15. Raemie L. says:

    Haha, I like putting the image to the hovertext, of the little bear putting his paws out when he is assuring the parent.

  16. the bug guy says:

    Say, NTMTOM? I really, *really* don’t want to know anything more about those hand puppets.

  17. Bearly believable.

  18. Yes Son, its true that a panda really didn’t fly in first class. Now please don’t get all upset like that silly gray kitty.

  19. So cute!

  20. Capt' Tightpants says:

    Hand puppets?

  21. *reviews NTMTOM’s history of posts*
    Something on your mind, Mike?

  22. *sigh* Finally pulling myself away from the pups for a moment to pay attention to the rest of the blog. Cute polar bear baby, you have there.

  23. shiny_mathom says:

    I knew before I even looked at who posted this that it was you, NTMTOM.

  24. I think he’s telling his Papa how big the fish was. “Really Dad it was this big!”

  25. zosterops says:

    ffleur – that’s indeed wilbär and his mum corinna 🙂