"Dees is da voist bagel I evah had! It’s too chewy, fa one thing. A goot bagel, it oughta have a crunch to it, you know vhat I’m telling you? And second, dere’s fur all over it! Since vhen is dere fur on a bagel?! Thirty-two years I been coming to this deli, I never got a bagel with fur on it! G’wan, take dis away, bring me a danish or something."
I’m so verklempt, Lisa S.