A puppeh in the hand is worth…

Two in the bush?

Three hamsters and a fish?

Four sets of bear ‘tocks? What? What is it worth, People! Tell me! (In the Comments!)

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BTW, love the privacy tail, Helene L.

Comments

  1. It is worth twenty BLEENS

    [Only if you can use them to grow a magical bleenstalk... - Ed.]

  2. Meggles, you made my head hurt movin’ things around! LOL
    *spins in a circle*

  3. Mary (the first) says:

    It’s worth almost getting caught AGAIN looking at c.o. instead of working because c.o. is ALL .. ALL I TELL YOU .. that gets me through my workday. I would snorgle almost anything I see here and certainly this tiny puppeh.. if only I could.

  4. meowandwoof says:

    …is worth EVERYTHING!

  5. My heart on ma’ sleeve! So cuuuute!

  6. scooterpants says:

    bout 700 beeelion dollars!

  7. cataddict says:

    A puppeh in the hand is absotively, posolutely priceless!!!

  8. Is worth a million SQUEEEEEEEEEEEES!

    While curling my toes and failing happily.

  9. Perfect mouf-ful! Tiny tiny little morsel, I want!

  10. fish eye no miko says:

    AH! I want to hold it and snorgle its teeny little belleh and smell its puppy bref and pop it my my mouf an… and… [explodes]

  11. Actually it is worth and 4 pair new shoes, 10 night no sleep due to whining and new carpet.

  12. 1 puppeh = 862,115,360,749 Paris Hiltons

  13. A lick from a kitten…
    A dozen baby sea turtles in a box…
    A chocolate-covered strawberry cheesecake…

  14. it is priceless is what it is. I will pay all 60 pairs of my shoes and 4 hardback books and 1 month sleepless nights for it.

  15. omg so tiny!

  16. worth
    “A bushel and a peck
    and a hug around the neck”

  17. the front cover of the next calendar!!

  18. my life!
    cuz I would *die* if I were holding that babeh in my hand…

  19. A puppeh in the hand is WORTH 500 baroooooos and one rhino-tock :-).

  20. Robert Isbell says:

    is worth more than there are stars in the cosmos.

  21. Agree with Candace, front page of next year’s calendar.

  22. One kajillion dollars and 30 cents.

  23. mandy_Reeves says:

    worth a sinus infection from snorting its tail up my nose because I snorgled to close

  24. puppy in hand=
    A. a kitten head-butt
    B. box of baby penguins
    C. a pot of fresh ravioli
    or
    D. 12 hairless baby mice

    Which would you prefer?

  25. catherine says:

    I had two of those that size when I got my two dachshunds, Tippy and Andy. They were given to me because their owner couldn’t keep them. I could hold both of them in my hand. SIGH! I wuv pups.

  26. Anything lovable is priceless.

    Raspberry nose!!

  27. Awwww! That makes my heart melt!

  28. Tiny Puppy that fits in the palm of your hand: 5 panda sneezes.
    Closed Sleepy eye capsules: 7 baby hedgehogs
    Tiny sleeping puppeh with tail&paw curl action: Priceless.

  29. catloveschanel says:

    A puppeh in the hand is worth two in the bush…
    Three tiny hamsters and a flim-flammin-fish.

    Four sets of bear ‘tocks, a walk in the park,
    a lick from a kitten…
    a light in the dark.

    A dozen baby sea turtles
    w/ 10 nights no sleep
    set loose from the box…
    on my 60 pairs of shoes.

    A chocolate-covered cheesecake,
    w/ a strawberry on top,
    a bright orange leaf,
    that crunches underfoot.

    One blue eyed kitteh,
    a heart on my sleeve,
    a fetch it one more time from a golden retriev (er).

    Ok, back to work now.

    But, my hearts on ma’ sleeve

  30. 1/2 of one in the mouf? lol those raviolis and box of baby penguins sound really good too!

  31. …is worth-two kittens in a rack?

  32. (the original) Mel says:

    @BunRab: A hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap…a barrel and a heap…

    Sorry.

  33. Isn’t it obvious? A puppeh in the hand is worth a heart full of love. Duh.

    (The other comments were funnier, though.)

  34. Michelle S says:

    …worth 7 hamsterbaby horsd’oeuvres on a bed of cracked corn in a rainbow colored bowl.

  35. .. is worth a serious belleh snorf.
    A paw nibble..
    An ear nom (or two)
    Another belleh snorf, because let’s face it.. snorfing puppeh bellehs is just fun..
    The lightest of tail chomperes..

    And.. putting him in my rack to smuggle him home. Sure, the cats might object, but.. c’mon!

  36. Puppeh in the hand?

    Priceless!!

  37. …is worth a lovin’ spoonful?…a sweet potato pie?….a fluffernutter lovebug?!

  38. **delicately nibbles at tiny claws**

    Sorry, what were you saying?

  39. A partridge in a pear tree.

  40. Four ‘tocks in a sock?

  41. Eet ees wort 10 meellion chalupas.

  42. Tegwyn John says:

    Ehem. May I present (sung to the tune of ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’);

    A Puppeh In The Hand

    On the first day of this week,
    Cute Overload gave to me,
    a puppeh in the hand.

    On the second day of this week,
    Cute Overload gave to me,
    Two tugging lions,
    and a puppeh in the hand.

    On the third day of this week,
    Cute Overload gave to me,
    Three jumping pit-bulls,
    Two tugging lions,
    and a Puppeh in the hand.

    On the fourth day of this week,
    Cute Overload gave to me,
    Four Filing scotties,
    Three jumping pit-bulls,
    Two tugging tigers,
    and a Puppeh in the hand.

    On the Fifth day of this week,
    Cute Overload gave to me,
    Five carts of monkeys,
    Four filing scotties,
    Three Jumping Pit-bulls,
    Two tugging tigers,
    and a puppeh in the hand.

    On the Sixth day of this week,
    Cute overload gave to me,
    Six caring cat-guys,
    Five carts of monkeys,
    Four filing scotties,
    Three jumping pit-bulls,
    Two tugging tigers,
    and a Puppeh in the hand.

    On the Seventh day of this week,
    Cute Overload gave to me,
    Seven sexy frog ‘tocks,
    Six caring cat-guys,
    Five carts of monkeys,
    Four filing scotties,
    Three jumping pit-bulls,
    Two tugging tigers,
    and a Puppeh in the hand.

    Thank you. Thank you very much.
    *takes dignified bow*

  43. Well… it’s hard to want to comment after Tegwyn John… Brillant poem. But I still wish to contribute.

    A puppeh in the hand is worth… a galaxy in a marble!

  44. tablemountaingirl@yahoo.com says:

    A puppeh in hand is worth….
    I can’t think of anything else, there is a puppeh in hand!!!!!

  45. momof2kitties says:

    and I’m talkin’ in my sleep about youuuuu…about youuuuuuu….about youuuuuuu…

    take it away, peeps!

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  47. If’th ‘urth ‘thoo inna ‘ouf

  48. mom2twinzz says:

    One… Hundred… BILLION DOLLARS

  49. I’m sorry… what was that, Patito? I couldn’t understand you… I think you have something in your mouth. (Come to think of it, the prior comment was a bit unclear too. Me thinks it wasn’t due to pup-in-mouth syndrome.)

  50. But, seriously though… I think that’s the tiniest (& cutest) puppy I’ve ever seen.

  51. Hello friend: it wanted invitarte to snorgle puppeh.
    arduous and interesting Subject.
    Surely it will be of your affability.
    We invited to you that you huff what pleases of him and makes an opinion on he himself.
    Its contribution will be valuable.

  52. [can't speak, two puppies in mouth]

  53. i would cut my heart out ro smushgle my face into him. i’m sitting here by myself and i SQUEALED out loud.

  54. Peanutcat says:

    I want to snorgle so badly, but I’m afraid it might get stuck up a nostril . . . . .

  55. Either someone has mistaken this website for Engrish.com or they have attempted to reply using Babelfish. I do not object, however. Engrish.com has much cuteness on it, and running a phrase through Babelfish into, say, Lithuanian and then running the result back through to English can be endlessly amusing. Not as amusing as the puppeh…. think I needs one of those soon… hmmmm…

  56. scooterpants says:

    ok.

    -clears throat-

    Its worth a lifetime of unconditional Love-

    there.

  57. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    “Our” puppy, Boomer, is out of hospital, and recovering. I don’t know how serious things are/were with him, but at least he is home with his humans. One of which took a header and is all banged up, as well. Can’t leave them alone for a minute… I brought over yummies for the canine and applied ice to the human. What’s a girl to do but wish for a CO dating site (the wish is good enough for now) to distract her!?

  58. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    And I do love this little puppy in the picture. Let’s see… you peeps are so good, you’ve used many stellar ideas… A puppy in the hand is worth… A LOT. Not original, but I do say it beats having your favorite canine in pet hospital!!

  59. aaaahhh!!! what are these huge things that have hold of me???????

  60. A puppeh in hand is worth all the love in my heart and all the stars in the sky.

  61. I want the rest of the “Puppeh in the hand” song!!

  62. Martha in Washington says:

    A puppeh in the hand is worth…new carpet, vet bills for the next 15 years, a fenced-in backyard, clean-up duty for said 15 years, dog hair on clothes and in food, random barks in the middle of the night, noses in crotches, no room in the bed for humans, and having a friend who loves you unconditionally!

  63. A pup in the hand is worth booze to a lush!

  64. Oh, oh, oh, the weensy little doggend! A gift beyond pearls…

  65. essensual says:

    *singing A Puppeh In The Hand* … in my head that is. I’m at work and it’s still too far away from Christmas. Yep, I agree it’s C.O. that got me through the day.

  66. Priceless.

  67. I called “privacy tailio” yesterday!! So there!!
    Puppeh in hand is worth the whole world well lost. So there!!

  68. A puppeh in the hand is worth more than all the money in the bailout. I’d rather have a pup in my retirement than my 401k anyway, if I had to choose.

  69. Surely it will be of your affability.

  70. One baby puppeh in the hand is PRICELESS :)

  71. Boomer’s babysitter-So glad to hear that Boomer will be back to booming again soon, now about that bumping- sorry to hear about it.

    Hope everyone is on the mend soon…

    momof2kitties:
    I’d rather be blue, thinking of you, I’d rather be blue, just thinking of you,I’d rather be blue, thinking of you, than being with somebody else…

  72. It’s worth 10-20 years of excellent friendship and a lifetime of missing that friend after. ~sigh~ Love puppies.

  73. Harry Potter says:

    4 SICKLES AND A DINGBOMB

  74. Awww the puppy is sooo cute! It’s worth anything!

    This site is so great! I’m a sucker for cute things. I even made my own website about cute babies hehe, http://www.funnybaby.org

    Time to look through hundreds of pictures of puppies and kittehs!

  75. A crate of pasickies?

  76. @Helene LOL!

    “Hello friend: it wanted invitarte to snorgle puppeh.
    arduous and interesting Subject.
    Surely it will be of your affability.”

  77. Catloveschanel ~
    Greatest poem ever!
    from a fellow Chanel lover

  78. A puppeh in the hand is…priceless! Really, how could you put a price on such a prosh pup?

  79. Ashley, I’m partial to http://cutebabyfix.com/ myself.

  80. between this pic of the tiny puppeh and the posts Im uplifted and inspired to say the least. thankyou to whomever is responsible for this website,you bring joy and light to us all. God Bless

  81. CO, YOU ARE KEELINGK MEEEEE!!!!!

  82. dear boomer pup babysitter, heres hoping for all to work out,lets lift up a prayer and a wish for boomer pup and everyone.Peace

  83. A puppeh in the hand is worth a kitten of the same size in another hand. =) Especially with the tiny claw action going on.

  84. A puppy in the hand is worth all the soiled bathrugs, 3am wake-ups, chewed shoes, shredded toilet paper, and disappeared-I-just-left-it-on-the-table-for-one-second-while-I-answered-the-door-dinners that inevitably come when the puppy is not in the hand!

  85. I’ve never posted here before, but…
    ZOMGI’MGOINGTODIEITSSOOOOOOOCUTE

    IJUSTWANNACHOMPONTHOSETINYWIDDLEPAWSIES!!!!

  86. Why is there no C.O.X.C.U. of those tiny paw pads??

  87. muttluver says:

    I had another one:

    A puppeh in the hand is worth one thousand “Ahns”.

    Poor Helene… I’ll check out your site! You might wanna work on your English, though…

    On the eighth day of this week, Cute Overload gave to me,
    Eight dissaproving rabbits,
    Seven sexy frog ‘tocks,
    Six caring cat-guys,
    Five carts of monkeys,
    Four filing scotties,
    Three jumping pit-bulls,
    Two tugging tigers,
    and a Puppeh in the hand.

    I wanna continue the song, but I don’t know if it’ll be any good… and I’d prolly do it differently. I’d keep the puppeh in the hand bit, though. And Tegwn John IS a genius. I would never have come up with that.

  88. Worth more than a billion Frog Tocks

  89. Priceless!

  90. I saw this pic today which is going to be in the documentary of “Extraordinary animals in the womb”–which might have been this little guy at an even younger age!
    http://www.wagreflex.com/2008/10/amazing-image-o.html

  91. One long, sooohhffft awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  92. Word to peanutcat! Snurrrfff!

  93. is worth not needing to use puppy pads…

  94. Twelve drummers drumming,
    Eleven pipers piping,
    Ten lords a-leaping,
    Nine ladies dancing,
    Eight maids a-milking,
    Seven swans a-swimming,
    Six geese a-laying,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtle doves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree!

  95. catloveschanel says:

    I think we’re missing creamsicles….

  96. I want to squish it and make puppeh juice!!!!!

  97. On the ninth day of this week, Cute Overload gave to me:
    Nine filing kittehs,
    Eight dissaproving rabbits,
    Seven sexy frog ‘tocks,
    Six caring cat-guys,
    Five carts of monkeys,
    Four filing scotties,
    Three jumping pit-bulls,
    Two tugging tigers,
    and a Puppeh in the hand.
    (BTW – this is going to be a long week – 12 days, at least 10 of which will be work days. :-))
    Thanks CO for the smiles!

  98. My sister and I want to nom him ;-; so proshe.

  99. Mutlover,
    Je suis Frawnchie, my Ingliche is not goode.

    (Actually it is. And it’s not my site, I was just plugging it because someone else plugged their sites and that gets on my nerves.)

  100. Daphne Moss says:

    Is worth…watching dis tiny creature sleeping softly, yawning, seeing his little modesty tailio and otherwise loving him…

  101. muttluver says:

    Helene:
    I feel an idiot now! *big idiotic grin*
    I was taking taking you seriously because I thought, “She might be joking, but if she’s not, I might hurt her feelings…” Good one.

    JMT:
    The scotties are already filing, and cats have already been used. Nine mouseys sleeping? Or maybe if you picked another action and/or a different kind of cat…kitties could work, though. I already have #10 figured out: 10 buns a-leaping. 11 should be chickies peeping! And twelve… is lost to me at the moment. Anyone else?

  102. muttluver says:

    Heh. I tlak about having good English, then I repeat a word.

    And to get back on topic: I WANT THAT PUPPY!!!!!

  103. Raemie L. says:

    Well… first things first. *gently snorgles puppeh*

    Onto zee questchohn. :D
    Equivalent to a billion copies of “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” on DVD? No.
    Worth thousands of hedsplodes? Maybe.
    … priceless love?
    I am tempted to suggest this nom-able, golden butterscotch puppeh can help the US economy. Oh, I just did.

  104. A puppy in the hand is worth…
    a picture that is too cute for words! aww isn’t it cute(enter squeling noise)

  105. Muttluver, sorry about the filing duplicate – my fingers are faster than my brain.
    So, how’s this? (You have good choices).
    Twelve hammies rolling,
    Eleven chickies peeping,
    Ten buns a leaping,
    Nine mousies sleeping,
    Eight dissaproving rabbits,
    Seven sexy frog ‘tocks,
    Six caring cat-guys,
    Five carts of monkeys,
    Four filing scotties,
    Three jumping pit-bulls,
    Two tugging tigers,
    and a Puppeh in the hand.

  106. Mutlover- Good job on the “tlak”! :D

    It’s one of those days, huh?

  107. Look at those sweet little translucent feet beans! I want to nom them ever so gently!

  108. meowandwoof says:

    Me Too Me Too lurves Chanel and don’t care HOW much animal fur I carry around on the clothes!

  109. …every penny

  110. kissy,kissy,kissy, it melts my heart

  111. Ed.–Love the “magical bleenstalk”…You guys make the world go wherever…
    Sunstorm–Thanks for the cute items to choose…I like the box of penguins…
    JMT–You rock!
    Captains of Brevity–Scooterpants and
    Berthaservant…
    Theresa-lol “tocks in a sock”
    Chanpon–love those chalupas!! (but love puppy in hand more…)

  112. Tegwyn John says:

    *bluuuush*

    Aw. *shuffles feet* Thanks, you guys.

  113. chiclecat says:

    ome puppeh in teh hand is wort…. 1 mini muzzlepowshe 2 little eyeullar units (tightly closed)3 crowns of herbs 4 tiny pupfeets also, a teensy little tail `tock!

  114. Hilarie B says:

    two of George Bush

  115. Hmm, there *are* two George Bush-es…

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