It’s a simple question, really.

Q. Have you EVER seen a set of frog ‘tocks?

Treefrog_tocks

No I will not do a close-up, Anne B.

I said no.

Comments

  1. disapproving tocks, yet!

  2. AuntieMame says:

    Well, now I have! Hee!

  3. Frog ‘tocks totally rock!

  4. Christabel says:

    Aw, I think they’re kind of cute. A little.

  5. MaggieBee says:

    Would these be “frocks” ??

    And as for the hovertext, I disagree. I think the pedicure fish nibblets was more geeross than this… o.O

  6. Is it just me, or does that frog have a teeny tiny tailio?

  7. Froggeh Booteh!

  8. Brandi7920 says:

    Man, this brought the Luls. Still cracking up…/wipes tears
    LoL

  9. I think this gives photographic evidence to the rhetorical question “is a frog’s A$$ water-tight?”

  10. Elisha B. says:

    Awwww! Now I have seen it all…..
    Luv the toe action on the bottom of the branch.

    (trust me this is NOT the grossest pic on CO by far!)

  11. Oh noes, the frog is farting in our general direction!

  12. You know, if this frog had wings it wouldn’t bump it’s ‘tocks when he jumps.

    I’m guessing we’re not going to see any asploding squee omg omnomnomnom comments.

  13. girlnextdoortn says:

    Mmm. Cloaca. Yay.

  14. “Frocks” – hahaha, MaggieBee!

  15. scooterpants says:

    gee. no close up necessary, i think i see a ‘frog Sphincter’ as we speak.
    yah. adorable….

  16. AuntieMame says:

    Is anyone else seeing a guinea pig face in the frogs ‘tocks? Or should I not be analyzing it that closely?

  17. Dammit, Susie, I was going to do a “watertight” gag. Ah well. Gotta be quick ’round about these farts. PARTS! Dammit again.

    (and of course, Chanpon already did THAT joke too… I got nuthin)

  18. Mary (the first) says:

    @ Berthas, oh yeah? Watch this: SQQUEEEE!! OMGFROGTOCKS!!!!!1!!! nom nom nomo on the tocks and the toesies!!!

  19. Froggy tockies! lol, eww, lol!

    AuntieMame, unless you want to be a frocktologist, analyzing tocks too closely is probably not the best idea.

  20. This takes the term “tightass” to a whole ‘nother level.

  21. kkuhn9515 says:

    Eeew — I see its cloaca. Yuk.

    [I'd ask if you were a bio major too, but then the "yuk" kinda makes me think not... - Ed.]

  22. Froggy butt SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE too cute. tiniest of tails and toes. SQUEEEEEEEEEE

  23. Mary (the first) says:

    by the way I would totally kiss this little froggy if it would turn into Mr. Prince-with-cat-hair-on-tshirt from previous post. Even if I am old enough to be his mother. (the Prince .. not the froggy.)

  24. awww…froggy buns aren’t “Gee-ross,” they’re “key-yute!”

  25. Squee! My pic made it in!! *Falls over and dies** I’m now internets famous!
    rachelva- you wanna see some froggy disapproval… http://sakonige.deviantart.com/art/A-Treefrog-in-the-hand-100581872

  26. Pretty darn Qte, I’ll say.

  27. Definitely frocks.

    Oh,and uh…blorp?

  28. MaggieBee says:

    BLORP!!! But of course!!

    (How could we have missed it?!)

  29. Hate to be a downer, for f’rill, I don’t see no ‘tocks.

  30. It’s like being hypnotized by frog anus. I… can’t… look… away…

  31. Trabb's Boy says:

    Not to be all argumentative, but where, exactly, are these frog tocks? It seems to me that what we have here is the very ABSENCE of tocks. Goes from tail to thigh without even a momentary pause for tockitude. Nope. No tocks.

    The TOES, however, are reasonably squeeable.

  32. I don’t think this is gross! I think the frog bum is a little cute. ‘Specially the rear-toes shot.

  33. @Babs & Trabb’s Boy: that’s what makes froggy ‘tocks so cute–that they don’t have any. Not all of us are so lucky..*sigh*…

  34. Gail (the first one) says:

    @A Blue: Talk about hot, fiery disapproval!!!!! Great pics!!

  35. I have seen many a frog tock, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a frog sphincter so clearly. I can’t tell if its gross or just natural…

  36. goodlookingelf says:

    My life is complete, I have now seen a frog butt up close and personal. I die happy. LOL

  37. scooterpants says:

    Elizard- you go girl, (or whatev).
    high fives and butt slaps and stuff. I’m right there with ya.

  38. well then…

  39. Ugh, how appropriate. Am studying for a midterm on neural differentiation and embryo polarity on the anterior-posterior axis by way of hox gene activity in xenopus froggies.

    This is a fine specimen of froggy posterior, that’s for sure!

  40. eikoleigh says:

    omg

  41. biscuithead says:

    Okay, maybe (to my peril) it’s just me + no, I haven’t done a Google image or Wikipedia search, but…
    I’m trying to figure out whether the sphincter in question is located down the center line toward the belly or slightly more tightly located below the minimal talio.
    Anyone?
    Bueller?

    /Also, do these critters have a one-exit-for-all-things policy?

  42. Is it whistling?

  43. fesses de grenouilles

  44. nrosetulip says:

    I’m going to second the guinea-pig comment (AuntieMame). I half expected that in a few seconds his little bee-hind would break into a Cheshire cat grin. The toe overhangage is awesome.

  45. Know what?
    Froggie Butt!! XD

  46. Have I been getting it wrong all these years?? Is this the part of the frog I’m supposed to kiss to find my Prince?

    [Ohdeargod... I don't know whether to ROFL or BARFL... - Ed.]

  47. bookmonstercats says:

    “Do we have a category called “Amazinks”? ..Do we… Do we…” *carries on until it gets annoyinks*

    Well, why not?

  48. ( In Sir Mix-A-Lot voice)

    I like frog tocks and I cannot lie

  49. Well, I’m not sure which one is the exit. The memories of froggy dissection are fuzzy except for the spray of fluid from the bladder… That said, I do remember that frogs are a one exit fits all kink of critter.

  50. I might not have seen frog’tocks before, but [a-herm!] I sure have now! And more, perhaps, than I ever thought I would have wanted to.

  51. How many days do we have to go in Tocktober?
    Theo–as for “I got nuthin”…you got so much going for you…and sweet
    surprises like zoomed-in frog tocks that make your day so…well…umm…

  52. Uhm, you do realize that this hovertext might be regarded as a challenge to prove it wrong…

  53. the frog has a itty bitty tail i think……….i have to stop looking at these butt pics