Does this pose make me look sexy?

‘Cause Lorenzo is grazing this way, and I need a date to Alpaca Nights.

Hottie

Um, Okaaaaaay, Selphie V.

52 comments … read them below or add one

  1. AmyJ says:

    How many legs does this behbeh have??

  2. David says:

    Quadrupus?

  3. Robbykins says:

    Those legs! That fur! This little alpacapus reminds me of a muppet that is waiting for its next act.Magnifique!

  4. Erebella says:

    Who knew wooly gams could be so sexeh? Wow, I think I need more coffee.

  5. I’ve never seen anything like it! So cute!

  6. Leilani says:

    Looks like a boneless ‘paccy to me!

  7. Kari says:

    Is this a rare tarantula alpaca? I’ve heard of them, but I never believed they existed! Cute but a bit strange.

  8. (The Original) Mel says:

    He looks like a muppet.

  9. gryt says:

    What an awesome, awesome anipal.

  10. jackie31337 says:

    That little thing is really all legs, isn’t it?

  11. Beth (in NC) says:

    Not sexy so much as floppy and perhaps without ligaments. :)

    “Holy Crap! I need some ligaments!!!”

  12. Berg says:

    I’ll go with you, li’l Alpaca!

  13. newlee says:

    ’tis made of pipe cleaners.

  14. writtenwyrdd says:

    Ye gods! Son of Flying Spaghetti Monster!

    Seriously, those noodly legs are adorable.

  15. Rooanne says:

    How many puns can you do in one post? LOL!

  16. Wombats says:

    Can’t breath…must…snorgle… won’t make it..cough…

    **DED**

  17. Babs says:

    That is, like, the definish of akimbo.

  18. Juniper Jupiter says:

    ‘Paca-chicka-’paca-chicka-’paca-chicka-’paca-chicka-’paca-chicka!!

    Hey…Meg’s fault on THAT one! :P

    Oh…And is it possibuhls to be boneless AND knobblehs?

    I believe so!

    TOO KYOOT! :D

  19. chanpon says:

    Hope this doesn’t sound too salacious, but this baby’s all legs!

  20. Decca says:

    Yeah, I agree, poor thing has no bones. Hey, it’s a boneless alpaca ranch!

  21. T.U.M. says:

    What a long-leggedy beastie.

    So, this Lorenzo that’s coming over, is he Lorenzo Llamas?

  22. carmen says:

    Adorable

  23. Rio says:

    Ha! Looks stuffed. Cuuuute!

  24. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    LOL @ T.U.M.!
    Love that knobbular flopsitude!

  25. Alex says:

    He looks like one of those fuzzy marionettes–you guys know what I mean? They have long legs and long necks and are muppet-colored. I thinks that’s what thees guy ees.

  26. BeckyMonster says:

    Are you suggesting that this fuzzy nugget is hoping to meet up with “Lorenzo Llamas”?

    You’re so punny!

  27. Paunchie says:

    NOODLES!

  28. Kellie says:

    aww. i want it to hug me with those long fluffy limbs!

  29. SO LEGGULAR

  30. jmuhj says:

    “Como se llama, bebeh?”

  31. MaggieBee says:

    I love how the front leg is flomped over the back leg!!
    And the very contented-looking smile!

    ((Did anyone see the mini-tailio???)

  32. Steven says:

    Woo-hoo! Now I know what site to visit for leggy blondes.

  33. momof2kitties says:

    I want to fold heem up and put heem in my pockeet!!

  34. AmyJ says:

    Now that I’ve forced myself to get beyond the legs, let me say: what a sweeeet face!!! Devastating eyes, and what a charming smile! Lorenzo doesn’t stand a chance.

  35. Ruth says:

    If only MY legs looked that cute when they get that fuzzy!!!!!!

  36. darkshines says:

    I’d love to see it try and stand up.

  37. I can’t make a comment. All of the good puns are taken.

  38. Bekka says:

    The leggio’s look like PIPE-CLEANERS!!!! Oh the humanity!!!

  39. CJ says:

    Someone stole the leggage bones of this poor bebeh!

  40. Junior says:

    Beth (in NC):

    Excellent “Achmed” reference!

    +1

  41. feezie says:

    Cria cria cria cria cria pet!

  42. Sophie says:

    :Oh my good this is Marylin Monroe pose :D

  43. Zandor says:

    That is awesome.

  44. “No no no, my darling.. it is YOU who is making the POSE look sexy. Do not forget this, my little flower..” (at this point the alpaca pretends to see someone she knows and bolts for the other end of the corral)

  45. cachorro says:

    ooookay—A few of our winners are–
    Piropo Gigante (a piropo is
    a compliment)
    jmuhj
    Steven
    T.U.M.
    chanpon
    Robbykins
    Kari

  46. Marie says:

    Man, I just want to dive into that fur-ness and snuggle like crazy!

  47. squirt says:

    the tockage makes you explode but the grin is the overkill
    wondeerful bebe

  48. jenjen says:

    I-I-I-I ain’t got no boooodyyyy…
    no body, no body.
    just legs and heads that’s me.

  49. Cerulean says:

    absolutely ADORABLE!!!!!

  50. Theo says:

    JenJen — hummulabebbelazebrascan’ttouchthis,heh…

  51. wannadance says:

    slinkiness is worth twice what sexy is…and you are the epitomeomeomey of slinky….
    and excellent posture and great mascara….you have no rival; lorenzo weel fall out…

  52. melissa says:

    LLAMA song time..fuzzy llama, funny llama..llama..llama duck