One Baby Anteater’s Story (That You Can’t Handle)

I’m warning you. [Me pointing at you]

You cannot HANDLE the ear/eye capsules closing/elongated tongue ACTION.

Truth. [Z-snap]

Um, Discovery Cove? Just stop it. You too, Betharoopie W.

73 comments … read them below or add one

  1. MaggieBee says:

    AEUGH!! The lil snufflin grunt at 0:38!!!

  2. mberkie0 says:

    Ded. Never thought I’d say that about anteater, but I am saying it now.

  3. smokeyJoe says:

    wow. who knew they were so CUTE! and that leetle “ehn!” and the eye capshules?

    *thud*

  4. Wombats says:

    The C.O. Powers That Be are correct…I can’t handle eet!

    OMG!1! EYE CAPSULES!

    *DED*

  5. katiedid says:

    hehehe. *Lick* :-P

  6. softie74 says:

    Oy vey! Such cuteness, how can it be?

    *plonk* (falling over from o.d. of teh qte)

  7. emudoug says:

    Must… beep… long… nose…

  8. ceejoe says:

    48 seconds?!?! That’s all?!?! I neeeeed more than 48 seconds!!!

  9. eknirb says:

    MORE MORE MORE wanna little anteater want one STAT. With a snout like that—it’s snorgle CITY

  10. CJ says:

    I can’t even move. I’m paralyzed by teh cute.

    That is one AWESOME BABY TONGUE!!

  11. Betharoopie (W) says:

    ahhhhnnnn…still can’t get enough of eet…

  12. Rebecca says:

    It’s the ear scratch with the hind leg that got me. That always gets me.

  13. Carmen says:

    it’s the 4″ tongue that’s slunked out to the side while baby is nursing that kills me.

  14. Lisa P says:

    The drinking the meelks! So sweet. The ear scratch got me, too. I fell over ded right then and there.

  15. Lauri says:

    AWWWW! And her mommy wuvs her!!!

    That is a happy story! :)

  16. darkshines says:

    I love ant eaters, been a big fan since Stephen King’s Kingdom Hospital….

    Love ant eaters? Ants-olutly!

  17. johnnyjohnny says:

    I have something in my eye. Yea. *sniff*

  18. another Michelle says:

    *plink*: sound effect as the eye capsules close in the last seconds of clip. Very cute, indeed!

  19. jmuhj says:

    Anteater milk! How delish would THAT be, people?

  20. Berg says:

    What a little cutie!

    It must be extra difficult to learn to walk with claws like that…

  21. Jo says:

    “No they are not little. They are not cute. Their tounge alone is 2 feet long”

    –Dr. Franklin Kerns

    http://www.theonion.com/content/video/expert_on_anteaters_wasted_entire

  22. Michelle S says:

    Was that a lil grunt I heard? omg

  23. El Vee says:

    You were right. I was not able to handle it. Maybe even blacked out for a second. The little squeak! The tiny eyes..JEEZ!

  24. 0:36 is the epitome of “ehn.”

  25. Lisa says:

    Awwww. Baby is anerable. BUT. It must be said. Mom’s tail creeps me out a little.

  26. Lizzy says:

    Oh. Mah. GAW! I heart anteaters, babehs and growed-ups. The eye capsules alone are enough to give me palpitations! But this li’l bundle of plinky joy is TOO MOISCHE. You are right, Oh Great Uber Meg, I could not handle eet!

  27. Kaye says:

    Anteater is all:

    Zot zot zot!
    *elongated tongue action*
    Ehn!

  28. Happenstance says:

    Anteater: *gurgle* *goo*
    Me: *faints dead away* *THUD*

    Oh, you say you need more anteater?

    http://anteaterentertainment.com/index.html

  29. scooterpants says:

    ugh.
    you’re right.
    this cute i cannot handle.
    -falls off chair ded-

  30. Meesha says:

    !!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!! Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

    Must have. Must. MUST.

  31. Michele says:

    WHAT THE BLEENIN BLEEN WAS THAT??!?!??!1? I totally could not handle that. The mini grunt was what sent me over the edge.

  32. Linda H. says:

    I am helpless.

  33. meerkat says:

    Eeet eees ridonkulous! And love the little purr/cooing noise. Cute!!

  34. lucy's mommeh says:

    Seriously…I’ve said it before…many times…not makin’ this up.
    I have wondered for quite some time HOW an anteater nurses.
    CO has helped me with one of the weird little mysteries of life I have pondered.
    Thanks Meg, thanks CO….

  35. Daphne Moss says:

    Another example of how CO helps me appreciate animals I one thought were homely. Nothing but beauty in that little baby…and love it when mom and baby got to be together. Can never have enough of that pretty scene.

  36. I am adding one of these to my christmas list.

  37. binky-mama says:

    Isn’t it funny how all bebeh grunts sound the same? It’s like a knee jerk reaction: You hear “Ehn!” and 1) Your heart melts 2) Your head tilts 3) You reach out your hands in a “gimmie” motion.

    And yes Meg you are correct. I cannot HANDLE the eye capsules.

  38. Saski says:

    I can’t handle his. I CAN’T HANDLE THIS!
    Too cute for words!! I want it.

  39. C. says:

    I’m sorry.

    But eye capsules are sort of creepy.

    THERE, I SAID IT.

  40. fish eye no miko says:

    I love anteaters! Thank you for putting this up, Meg!

  41. Jennie Mello says:

    long nose+long tongue = long nipples.
    There, I said it.

  42. Sahrawi Wife says:

    *POOF*
    Brain sploded from too much sweet and cuteness!! That Baby is so ugly it makes it cute!!!

  43. Catluvr says:

    0:18!!!!!

  44. Wendy says:

    OH!

    MY!

    GOODNESS!

    So darned cute!

    Did baby make a little squeeky sound there at :38?

  45. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    I agree with the peeps who learn to love animals which they had previously thought homely… I am getting so I even like baby anteaters!!

  46. LisaL says:

    Oooooooooh my Goooooooood… the little unsure wobble action at the end just killed me… KILLED ME!

  47. Wbirdie says:

    BABY EATANTER!!!

    *SPLODE*

  48. Beth (in NC) says:

    Like oh so many others, I could not handle this… it actually made me tear up… which is kind of weird? I guess it’s the vulnerability. (Head tilt) Ahn?

  49. Poohbear says:

    No, I canNOT handle eet. Now how am I going to get anything done today ? Your fault, Meg.

  50. darkshines says:

    I would love to own a big fuzzy ant eater, it could eat all the bugs in my room and I’d take it for walks every day. Dream pet.

  51. Hon Glad says:

    Eye capsules of perfection and that tongue would be so handy for getting the last bit of peanut butter out of the jar.

  52. Selphie van der Boffin says:

    Um, Jo’s video…was that guy joking? That was wierd. I feel sorry for the interviewer.

  53. jackie31337 says:

    jmuhj: “Anteater milk! How delish would THAT be, people?”

    Considering the taste of milk is affected quite a lot by the mother’s diet…. I’m sure it’s delicious to a baby anteater, I’ll put it that way. ;)

  54. brinnann says:

    OMG How anerabuhls!

  55. RR says:

    Okay, I cried twice at the cuteness! The liddle (little lids) capsules closing at the end were too much! So seepy!!

  56. Tygress22 says:

    I’m surprised no one has posted the link to Tamandua Girl’s blog! Pua the Anteater was on this site a while back and i have been following her blog ever since. You can live vicariously though the owner of a pet anteater (they aren’t a pet for just anyone!). That is where i learned that when an anteater yawns, it’s tongue sticks way out…hehe :) Anyway…here it is…

    http://taqmanduagirl.blogspot.com/

  57. Tygress22 says:

    Oh…and i forgot to mention that this baby is just TOO CUTE FOR WORDS! :)

  58. Momcat says:

    OK, is there already a cutegory for “so ugly it’s cute?” This little bebeh is a knockout. I need to stroke that silky-looking, slightly-too-big pelt, “bing” that ugdorable nosicle! Wonder how it feels to be lickedby the loooong tongue!

  59. Jennifer says:

    Count me in as another Pua fan! That bebeh tongue was anerable.

  60. Ri L. says:

    ARGH, the SCRITCHES. I died.

  61. Jim N. says:

    Wow. I think that I felt that video in my ovaries – and I’m a dude!

    [Maybe you should get that checked out... - Ed.]

  62. Fegli says:

    The eye capsules!!! Ahh! Simply toooo much!

  63. brinnann says:

    LOL T[Ed.]

  64. catloveschanel says:

    ET ~~~
    Phone Home!

  65. Katrina says:

    NOW WE’RE TALKIN’! Giant Anteater tails! Yes, there is nothing else like them and if I had a tail, it would be the tail of a Giant Anteater- did you see those wonderful tails on The “Onion” film?

    I had forgotten that “The Onion” is a parody, and it took me a couple of seconds, but that is one funny clip! Thank you, Jo!

  66. brinnann says:

    Tygress22, thanks for the link! Pua’s blog is great!

  67. floppycat says:

    Kind of cute, in an ugly sort of way. Just like I like ‘em.

  68. lula says:

    the “ehn!” and “kitteh” and other unnecessary “ends-with-eh-or-ehn” comments are cheesy

    but this is cute

  69. Andi says:

    ~heart seizes up in chest~

    You were right. OMG. I really couldn’t handle it… and I had been doing so well up to now.

  70. Redbone says:

    You want the cute?!
    YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE CUTE!

    …and no. No I couldn’t handle it.

    There was some kid-oriented nature show on a long time ago, with a lemur puppet and two regular guys. Zaboomaphoob or something like that? Anyway, I just happened to catch it on TV one day and they had an anteater running around the set with them. It was chasing them around and would harmlessly slap-play with them and such, like a dog. Ever since I saw that, I’ve always thought how awesome it would be to have an anteater.

    This, of course, was just overload. Ded now thx

  71. Furbabies says:

    Sweet tye tye babeh! How adorable is that? The little grunt, the scratch, the plinky eyes. I agree, we need more of the babeh.

  72. NYCGirl says:

    How about the crawling? :)

  73. darkshines says:

    Urgh, reading that blog has made me want one even more. Someone hook me up with a UK based ant eater dealer!