Real Estate speculator/Sender-Inner Ann W. told us about this great little open house:
“Oh, I didn’t see you there. Just tidying up before the open house starts at 2PM.”
“You look like a discerning buyer and is today your lucky day! Having taken out a zero-down, interest-only, jumbo balloon mortgage to fund this party pad (Burrow Savings & Loan *assured* me I was qualified), I’ve coincidentally decided to move to my country den in the Appalachians and let go of this beauty. Please come in…”
SML Listing Details:
- 0.5 sq ft studio condo in trendy suburban neighborhood.
- Hardwood floors, walls & ceilings!
- Full climate-controlled nut cellar [does not come with nuts].
- Entrance zoned for Flying Squirrel take off and landing.
- Includes one month old nest bed from Design Within Reach.