By Kyle McBlarghle, age 6
OK OK, this is the story of the amazing Captain Rick Chipmunk, Space Adventurer (da-da-da-DAAAAA!!) who travels around space saving good people from the evil Baron von Nuffenstuff! First, our hero crash-lands on an alien planet in his Space Adventure Pod — NEEEAAAAWWWMMM! CRASH!!!
OH NO!!!1! Our hero is ambushed by the Interplanetary Space Army!!! PTEW PTEW PTEW!!! There’s too many of them, I surrender!!! says Rick!! Hah hah we will take you to our leader and he will kill you, say the Army Guys!!!!
Oh please mister Army Leader don’t kill me because I am the famous Rick Chipmunk, Space Adventurer (da-da-da-DAAAAA!!) and I need more Power Seeds to fix my Space Adventure Pod!!! Why didn’t you say so, I will send a scout to show you where are all the Power Seeds!!!1!
Um, why do you have to ride on my back?? Because I can see better and because it’s more funner, that’s why!!! OK, here are the Power Seeds, gotta go, byeeeeeee!!!!!
Wow, he sure left in a hurry, I wonder … OH NOOOOO!!! Baron von Nuffenstuff!!!!! Yesss, you fell into my trap, Rick Chipmunk, Space Adventurer (da-da-da-DAAAAA!!) and now … YOU WILL DIE!!!!11!!!1! BAH-HAH-HAAAAHH!!!!
Will our hero survive?? Will he get killed by Baron von Nuffenstuff and his deadly Laser Spear??? Will we ever run out of photos sender-innered by Arlette???? Don’t miss the next thrilling episode of Rick Chipmunk, Space Adventurer! (da-da-da-DAAAAA!!)