This relationship just isn’t working.

[Cat voice] Listen. It’s not me you it’s me.

We’ve given it a GOOD SHOT.

Are you even listening, Rex?

Ray-ray-ray-ray-ray-mi the Minx YOU knooooow what I like LOL.

43 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Joha says:

    Awww, I think it works just fine!

  2. (the original) Mel says:

    There must be 50 ways to leave your stuffed polar bear lover.

  3. doxnsox says:

    I’m sure the puppeh got tired of waking up with infinite furballs in his mouf.

  4. skip says:

    Bwahahaha – the cat’s expression is priceless!

  5. 260Oakley says:

    “One more ‘You’re not fat, you’re fluffy’ crack and you’re toast, my little canine compadre.”

  6. heather says:

    Looks like my kitty!

    Except that puppy would have been shredded to bite-sized alpo pieces. He’s not a fan of dogs…

  7. ThreeCatNight says:

    Well, it had to happen sometime. Thank God, at least they’re not smoking cigarettes in the afterglow.

  8. Shannon H. says:

    Such an adorable puppeh!!!!

  9. Biscuitz4Bearz says:

    Naughty!

  10. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    Kitteh looks vaguely annoyed. Puppeh snoreth?

  11. steppy says:

    That kitty is so like “Do You Mind we were busy” Luvs it luvs it luvs it

  12. That crossed out “me” before the “you”… I guess the two together would be pronounced “mew.” :)

  13. katiedid says:

    what does a “cat voice” sound like???

  14. CoffeeCup says:

    that’s awesome. I especially love the stuffed polar bear.

  15. badgirl33 says:

    is the poor cat fat or just fluffy?

  16. Eastie says:

    Awww. I can haz cuddle? Kitteh doesn’t look very happy. What did puppeh do??

  17. scooterpants says:

    ha! totally disapproving kitteh.

  18. victoreia says:

    @(the original) Mel: LOL! I love that song!

    And “Cat Voice” sounds just like exasperated mothers, particularly when you’re late with dinner……

  19. raymi says:

    the cat got busted being nice

  20. CoffeeCup says:

    I think the cat’s just fluffy, badgirl33. It just looks a little bigger compared to the small dog, and because the camera is so focused in.

  21. Mary (the first) says:

    Kitteh says “Well, if you’d rather have a PHONY girlfriend instead of a REAL girlfriend.. even if I am “fluffy”.. at least I’m not one of those fake-everything types.. ha. Fine. I hope you enjoy yourself with that floozy.”

  22. previouslydoodle says:

    it’s definitely Tocktober!

  23. junebug says:

    Oh my God that’s cute!

  24. Mrs. P. says:

    Meg! Meg! I’m sorry to burst in on this delightful thread, but C.O. just get a shout-out here?

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/pda/2008/oct/03/digitalmedia

  25. heather says:

    Upon further inspection, I think the puppeh may have let one rip.

  26. Oh, these two looks so busted!

  27. Erebella says:

    Nah, you all have it wrong. That cat had a ‘ruff’ night and that expression is just as it thinks to itself, “Oh my god, did I sleep with BOTH of them last night??!!?”

  28. Gin says:

    OMG, the pup looks just like my Sassy, who is half beagle and half miniature boxer. And the beautiful kitty definitely looks like it’s just fluffy to me, not fat.

  29. The Other One Michelle says:

    Kind of looks like a puggle. If it is, the part-beagle in him just farted and that’s cause of kitty’s frowny-face. Speaking from experience here.

  30. kar says:

    Hey, it would help if he didn’t bring his “girlfriends” home.

    You can only use the ‘body pillow’ so many times.

  31. MadameX says:

    “This is NOT what I had in mind when I suggested a ‘menage a trois’…”

  32. Babs says:

    Holy cats, the floofularity!

  33. CoffeeCup says:

    Pup’s definitely not a pug…wrong snout shape…I think it might be a mini boxer…it looks to be a mix of some kind, unless I’m not as updated on dog breeds as I think I am.

  34. A threesome always SEEMS like a good idea…

  35. jmuhj says:

    Foofs: EWWWWWWW! Who left THAT in my bed? Out out OUT! NOW!

  36. Marie says:

    I’m begging you two to please work it out. This coupling must not be broken.

  37. chanpon says:

    Wow, gain a little wait and the guy totally ignores and falls asleep on you. *shakes head*

  38. Totalee Puppy says:

    Kitteh and polar bear could benefit from “Fluff
    Watchers.” The meetings help you make low-fluff choices and plan ahead for those high-fluff parties and all-you-can fluff buffets.

  39. M says:

    Awhh, they’re so cute !

  40. Sahrawi Wife says:

    HAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!! it looks like the kitty is saying “If you tell ANYONE I let that cry baby puppy sleep here last night so he would shut up I will leave you a nasty hairball to clean up !”

  41. Raemie L. says:

    Kitteh’s pointed stare!

    *Sort of* reminds me of the expression of the courtesan in this painting:
    (NSFW caution b/c of nudity)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympia_%28painting%29
    (larger pic) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6a/Manet%2C_Edouard_-_Olympia%2C_1863.jpg/300px-Manet%2C_Edouard_-_Olympia%2C_1863.jpg

  42. kayla says:

    Sooooo cute I love cats i think they are adorable!

  43. Julie says:

    http://ffffound.com/image/d62bdf75460c9a17491a09c8421dff48cb59e589?c=774923

    I just found this picture and it made me cry a lot. Does anyone know anything about this kitteh?