What IS this THING in the LIVING ROOM!?

Hmmm. Looks like there is a sleeping Leo-pards here.

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Tap tap. Hey-roh?

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[Snorf snorf]

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[Tap tap]

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[Tap + snorf]

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OK, I think he’s mostly harmless. Mostly.

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I agree, I think this is pretty harmless and the situation is under control, Hyura C.

RIGHT!?

96 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Gina says:

    [SCHMICKITY SHMACKEREL TAXABLE INCOME]! Adorable pair — smoky cat has some nerve!

  2. Tee says:

    WOW!

    2 Beautiful Kitties!

    WANT!

  3. Brie says:

    Awww, sweetness.

  4. Babs says:

    Kitteh’s only mostly dead.

  5. whiskers says:

    dude! comon! we NEED rollover text!!!!

  6. Sandy says:

    That leopard kitteh couldn’t care less. :D Beauty sleep going on.

  7. divinebluesky says:

    truly adorable kitties, and what a sweet set of photos.

  8. Berg says:

    Those are two gorgeous hunks of cathood. I just LOVE the spotted belleh.

  9. Patty says:

    The gray kitty looks just like my 18 yr old Muffy. Only Muffy would never get that close to another kitty, she would snarl at him for being in her way and walk a wide circle around him. The only time she has snuggled with any of my other cats was when the ice storm shut the power off for a week, then she was happy to keep warm with them.

  10. Erebella says:

    Wow, what a beautiful kitty corpse! I’ve never seen a cat quite like that – anyone know what kind it is? I love how that back leg is curled slightly around the chair leg.

  11. 260Oakley says:

    I think it looks like the spotted kitteh is only pretending to be asleep and having a hard time not cracking up… especially when Mr.Grey Paws is poking him in the belleh.

  12. lindr says:

    Truuueee Looooovvvve
    (or is that ‘to blev’?)

    [...so he owes you money, right? - Ed.]

  13. (the original) Mel says:

    The gray looks like the spotted one’s shadow. Maybe he escaped out the window for a little nighttime fun and is now returning, like Peter Pan’s shadow.

  14. Tori says:

    hover text? I needs mah hover text!

  15. (the original) Mel says:

    @Babs: There’s a difference between mostly dead and all dead.

  16. Hon Glad says:

    Hmm, looks like Cat, smells like Cat,feels like Cat, is Cat, in a fancy fur coat.

  17. Jewelz_4_U says:

    Can’t…. stop… trying…. to pet…. belleh… thru… compooter screen…. must…. resist….

    That is the softest looking kitteh I haz ever seenz.

    Hover text is desperately needed.

  18. pups'nstuff says:

    Is that a bengal? Two bengal kittens boarded at my job and I believe an employee ended up adopting them because they were such beasts that the owner didn’t want them! (they were beasts; I strongly disliked them) THIS ONE’S CUTE THOUGH!

  19. Pea says:

    That has got to be the most beautiful cat I’ve ever seen! I wants it!!!

  20. Natalie says:

    2 beautiful kittehs! I love the leopard one (which in my head I always pronounce like leotard, because they are very nearly the same word, and I don’t understand why they are pronounced differently).

  21. MrsVZ says:

    Those cats are PRETTY!!

    Babs & (t.o.)Mel: MAWWAGE?

  22. Kiri says:

    I wonder if the leopard cat is an Egyptian Mau? They are the only naturally spotted domestic cat… We think our cat Strife is part Egyptian Mau… he has a lot of the Mau characteristics, including spots, and a propensity to play fetch. (Srsly)

  23. momof2kitties says:

    This scene of diabeetus inducing qte would NEVEER happen in my house. In my house it would go more like…

    “sniff, sniff.”

    “snarl.”

    “hiss.”

    “growl.”

    “spit.”

    “more hissing.”

    “batting with claws.”

    “poofy tails.”

    “running away, leaving fur tufts behind”.

  24. Zanna says:

    Methinks this is not a leo-pard (illegitimate offspring of a lion and a pard), but rather a *true* Pard. Unlike the dasturdly leo-pard, the Pard is gentle and has the sweetest floral breath, which it uses to draw other creatures near it’s lair in order to tell them noble stories. This is likely why grey kitty finds it irresistable. (References 7th century bestiary, while sniffing for fishy kitty breath)

  25. Jorden says:

    hee hee-these 2 are TOO cute!

  26. Grey cat looks like our Coco!

    I will return to this post later in the day and perhaps I can haz hovertext?

  27. riolinda says:

    Super cute!!!!! yeah, my kitties would NEVER do this either! ha-ha!

  28. katiedid says:

    wow both those kitties are so pretty..

  29. Alexis says:

    Grey kitty looks like a Russian blue. NOSE, I say, NOSE!

  30. Noelle says:

    @Mel…Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead there’s only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

    Grey kitty is all…WTF! This wasn’t here this morning!

  31. Zanna says:

    I would need to see the eyes better on grey kitty to determine if it was indeed a Russian Blue- they have golden amber eyes. But the length of the nose (Blues are a little bit “cobby”) as well as the hint of green eyes I see in pic #2 tells me this might be a Korat cat. I have a half-breed Korat, she’s so beautiful and sweet.

  32. revolution724 says:

    Spotted kitty is really beautiful. What striking coloring!

  33. Kats says:

    Absolutely adorable.

  34. Theresa says:

    I ♥ spotty bellies!

  35. Not That McCoy The Other McCoy says:

    He’s dead, Jim.

  36. Biscuitz4Bearz says:

    PRISHUS!

  37. aloria says:

    Hahahaha I love how it doesn’t move the whole time the grey cat is messing with him. That is one hell of a napper.

  38. CoffeeCup says:

    Actually, aloria, the cat DID move! Just not much, and it more or less just flopped to the other direction. See picture 5: facing away from the striped container (or whatever it is) and picture 6: facing toward the container.

    Such pretty cats! I’m a big fan of spotted cats, I just think they’re so exotic looking. I love how the spots on its belly radiate out with the fur. Awesome.

  39. mberkie0 says:

    What a beautiful spotty coat that lil guy has! The grey guy looks like my Mr. Picky aka the Furfactory, except that Picky’s fur is more floofy. Is the spotty guy a particular breed? Like “oci-cat?” or some such? Or is he a “dark orange mackerel tabby?”

  40. Alexis says:

    Zanna, my Russian Blue has green eyes. Or at least she told me she was a Russian Blue. Maybe she’s a secret undercover Korat kitty?

  41. AuntieMame says:

    Obviously someone never heeded the advice to let sleeping cats lie…

  42. Paunchie says:

    bengal I thinks. beautious. both of them!

  43. crackjob says:

    Bengal kitten!!

    *dead*

  44. JS says:

    What breed of kitty is the spotted one?

  45. Noelle says:

    “Damn it, Jim. I’m a Doctor, not a Zookeeper!”

  46. warrior rabbit says:

    Grey kitty went for the axis of snorgling at the end, there.

  47. Miz. Zach says:

    the grey cat looks like my bff’s kitty sam! awwwww!!!

  48. Zanna says:

    Hmm, Alexis you’re right, apparantly I was going by old information. The traditional Russian Blue had amber or orange colored eyes, but at some point along the way has changed to green! My cat breed book is very old. I guess this is like the way Siamese cats had round apple heads way back in the ’60s (I still like traditional Siamese more).

  49. Jessica says:

    It’s a marbled Bengal kitten and a Russian Blue. You can tell because of the silver sheen on the grey cat’s coat. Someone’s got two awesome fancy cats. :D

  50. Laura says:

    Oh! he looks a little like my bengal, Prince! Makes me want to run home and kiss my little furbaby!

  51. carmen says:

    I love how sleepy kitty is smiling in the first few pictures! What a beautiful pair of kittehs!

  52. Sabrina says:

    The axis of snorggle has a gravitational pull to it. You can’t help but get snorffed in!

    I seriously gotta scratch me some kitty tummy like now.

  53. Theo says:

    What’s this about no hovertext/rollovers? They’re all there…

  54. Theo says:

    (…and I didn’t even have to do ‘em)

  55. kwissy says:

    nawwww, so tie-tie!

  56. Laura says:

    Belleh needs a good snorgling; toes need to be stroked in direction of curlage; front paws need to be manually curled; and smiling face MUST be keeeesed.

  57. Hyura says:

    the grey one, safin, used to be this baby here.

    http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/01/post.html

    the little guy is named rafter.

    and yes, i’m feeling all proud for their cuteness in which i had no role whatsoever. hee hee.

  58. sunnymum says:

    Noelle, I clapped my hand over my mouth JUST in time to not let the laugh out! It’s dangerous to look at this site while I’m at work. These kitters are both gorgeous! Though Mr. spottycoat is a bit more irresistable in an exotic way.

  59. Carrie says:

    I MUST have the spotty kitty!

    Wuv… twu wuv

    and slightly sneaky, almost probably not meant to be Douglas Adams comment there – “Mostly Harmless”

  60. sunnymum says:

    Hyura, you are very lucky! And, how did Rafter get his name? Do these tw0 usually get along okay? Wish my kitty had a buddy; but she goes ballistic when she sees another cat.

  61. ding says:

    @hyura, nice pictures! Thank you for sharing with us! Your kits look like they have incredibly soft fur. Also, I admire the nice woodgrain of your furniture.

  62. Kris says:

    I just love BOTH kitties, but especially the sleeping one. Gosh this makes me want to figure out a way to get rid of my allergies!

  63. David says:

    @sunnymum, me thinks Hyura is a tennis fan, naming the cats after Marat Safin and Patrick Rafter.

  64. beadtific says:

    Oh! De leeetle leopard kitty just smiles and smiles through the whole thing. I think somebody’s playing possum!

  65. Hyura says:

    @sunnymum and David – yes, they’re named after tennis players. safin is a little bit on the jealous side, but rafter is so happy-go-lucky and fearless that they get along fine. i wish they would snuggle just once though.

  66. foxy says:

    Ok, seriously I snorted at the hovertexts. (And since Teho says he didn’t do them, I’m guessing they are Miss Meg’s brilliance)

    ‘Surely my tapping will tell me something’
    and
    ‘Ye Olde Tap ‘n’ Sniff should help…’

    I laughed just retyping them.

  67. Mary (the first) says:

    This is why I love kittehs SO MUCH. They’re so funny!! I’m sure Sabin is just teasing Rafter.. if Rafter were to awaken from one of those taps, Sabin would be peeking around from table leg “who, me?” and ready to play tag.

  68. Hyura says:

    oh, and i’d like to thank meg. thank you!!

  69. jmuhj says:

    OMG Double Qteness. I am slain.

    *heddesk*

  70. Michelle S says:

    I wonder if he tastes like marble cake?

    :∂

    <3

  71. karen says:

    I love how raftin’s rolled over, but is still either soundly asleep or doing a good job faking it.

    The smile makes me think he’s faking it.

  72. Kristi says:

    What? No “Leopards are beautiful animals and should not be kept as pets to be abused by other, bigger, meaner kitties!” from the nuffers?

    I AM SO dissapointed in you people!

    In other news, I want those cats.

  73. momof2kitties says:

    Oooookay…

    “Leopards are beautiful animals and should not be kept as pets to be abused by other, bigger, meaner kitties!”

    /nuff.

    Feel better? Glad to serve. :-)

    In other news, SpottyBottyBelly!!!!!

    Must huff. Now.

  74. chanpon says:

    Prosh kitty toes
    curled around the table leg.
    I loves them so much.

  75. estella says:

    Is that mostly a sneaky Aliens/South Park reference in there? Mostly?

  76. Sunstorm says:

    2 beautiful kitties. *drops dead* I love the pattern on the bengal’s fur! Um, and you can kind of see…the bengal’s balls, um, in the fifth picture. I feel guilty invading the poor kitteh’s privacy. :(

  77. Thank you for the hovertext!!!!

  78. Stinky Steve says:

    Wow, my cat looks just like the sleeper, except gray. I too sneak up and touch his spots while he sleeps. And so would you.

  79. nakey says:

    Ahhn! They both look so McSoftersons!

  80. A says:

    Omg. SOOOOOO cute. I love this sequence. I also love the softness of the belly and the cowlick!!

  81. Anna says:

    @estella: the mostly harmless is a reference to hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy :)

  82. T.U.M. says:

    Looks like a West Point cadet with all them rows of buttons on his chest.

  83. Melinda says:

    What beautiful markings! Kitteh looks to be the softest of the soft!

  84. Julie says:

    What a beautiful little cat! I wonder what kind he is, he has nice markings.

  85. Elise says:

    !! such prettiful kittehs ! ^.^ i lurve the bengal kitteh eshpeshially. *huggles*

  86. Elise says:

    *snorgles kittehs*

  87. Erin says:

    They are so cute! I love cats, and that is the cutest story ever!

  88. tracyFlick says:

    If you gave the leopard one a diamond collar it would look like a movie star.

  89. Elisa says:

    Gray cat looks like my Kyd! Too cute bbs!

  90. raymi says:

    what breed is that omgs explosions

  91. iconicblue says:

    iwant iwant iwant! And I thought my 2 orange [ocelots] were cute! I think they now have a run for their money. Seriously, is that a breed?

  92. Theo says:
  93. Totalee Puppy says:

    I’ve waited to enjoy the pictures and all the comments until Caturday. This is great–really puts
    “catur” in the “day”. Thanks for the hovertext yesterday-it’s worth waiting
    for!

  94. Raemie L. says:

    Front paws up, kitteh-pants, two soft-looking kittehs – check, check, check. Oh, and a kitteh not in the mood to attack. *snorgles kitteh belly*

  95. Raemie L. says:

    *grin*

    Yay, for Caturday,
    where on C.O.
    the peeps and animules play!
    Throwin’ puddins and funny cliché,
    Make way for Caturday!

  96. Noelegy says:

    This baby wears leopardskin in STYLE! Beautiful kittehs.