With ONE SNORT you’re a GONER!

by Meg on September 24, 2008

Listen Kid, my eye capsule is LARGER THAN YOUR WHOLE BODY.

Flutter your wings the wrong way and it’s SNORT CITY.

Snooorrrf

Johanna S., you’re right. This IS interspecies snorglingk.

{ 60 comments }

1 M. V. 09.24.08 at 12:10 pm

Bleensnorf!

2 Birdcage 09.24.08 at 12:11 pm

That is a beautiful photograph. Something you’d imagine animated in a Disney movie or written about in a Seuss book.

3 Poohbear 09.24.08 at 12:12 pm

Gives snort a whole new meaning.

4 Tyger 09.24.08 at 12:32 pm

the ipopo looks as if he is going crosseyed trying to see the flutterby!

5 Katrina 09.24.08 at 12:44 pm

Reporting from “the great, grey, green, greasy Limpopo River all set round with fever trees” Bureau.

What a delightful juxtaposition!

6 Anna von Beaverplatz 09.24.08 at 12:46 pm

/What a delightful juxtaposition!/ – Katrina

I couldn’t have said it better myself. Splendid.

I *heart* hippos.

7 metsakins 09.24.08 at 12:49 pm

what a beautiful photo!

8 Willow 09.24.08 at 12:50 pm

And lo, Horton did hear a Who.

9 sas 09.24.08 at 1:05 pm

by any chance is there a link to a higher resolution pic? Pretty please??

10 SoCalSis 09.24.08 at 1:14 pm

There’s something cosmic about this– one snapshot capturing the stupendous variety of life here on Planet Snorf. What a wondrous world we live in!

11 jabbo 09.24.08 at 1:21 pm

Brings new meaning to the Dirty Harry catchline: Do you feel lucky?

12 Hon Glad 09.24.08 at 1:32 pm

It’s the singing flutterbygram
“Happy Birthady Hippo
Happy Birthday Hippo
Happy Birthday Harry Hippo
Happee Birthday tooo yooo”

13 Katrina 09.24.08 at 1:43 pm

What do you suppose they ‘think’ of the other? Is the hippo just a landing place? Is the butterfly just something that landed on him, (general gender here)
Oh, I anthropromorphize, but after being a Dr. Seuss fan for so long, (see above reference and ‘thank you!’) I can make a case for a conversation!
Has anybody recognized my reference- Hon Glad-any other Brits, perhaps? A reader of the Modern Classics, mayhaps?

14 Katrina 09.24.08 at 1:45 pm

Oh, Hon Glad, yes, it IS a flutterby singing telegram- and look how the hippo is concentrating! It must be a tiiiiiiiiiny voice.

15 blair 09.24.08 at 1:45 pm

the love that dare not sneeze…

16 Erebella 09.24.08 at 1:52 pm

Wow: Dirty Harry, hippos, and butterflies in the same train of thought……with a little snot mixed in. You guys are nuts.

17 chanpon 09.24.08 at 1:57 pm

Ah, but it could create a whole new phrase. Rather than “puking up rainbows”, you now “have butterflies in your snots”.

I just disgusted myself. Beautiful picture btw.

18 (the original) Mel 09.24.08 at 2:07 pm

“Say Mac, do you know the way to Walla Walla Washington?”

Kipling?

My we are smart today.

19 tracyFlick 09.24.08 at 2:14 pm

All creatures great and small. :)

20 Noelle 09.24.08 at 2:18 pm

Butterfly (jungle gossip): “…and so then Hariette throws a stick at Margo.”

Hippo: “Oh, no she didn’t!”

Butterfly: “She sure did. So Margo goes for this huge boulder…”

21 LunaChick 09.24.08 at 2:32 pm

Kudos to da photographer!

22 lindr 09.24.08 at 2:53 pm

Oh, Best Beloved…nothing like the Just So Stories to explain the world as we know it. And no, I’m not a Brit – just a midwesterner with varied literary tastes.

And I love the photo! It would be interesting to know of the circumstances…

23 Hon Glad 09.24.08 at 2:53 pm

@ Blair. I lolled.
@Noelle. I love your idea, now what happened next?
Katrina, Yes I recognised your reference immeidiately, I think I had read to me “How The Elephant Got His Trunk” by Kippling at Infant school. I seem to remember that an Elephants trunk ws no bigger than a boot untill the Crocodile grabbed hold of it and pulled. By the way to be Elephants (trunk) is rhyming slang for drunk.

24 leslie 09.24.08 at 3:08 pm

LOL @ “Do you feel lucky?” but doesn’t it deserve the entire phrase? Would the hippo call that elegant silk butterfly punk?

25 Axelexic 09.24.08 at 3:12 pm

I bet it’s photo-shopped. No self-respecting hippo is going to let that happen to itself. Not a chance.

26 Noelle 09.24.08 at 3:19 pm

Hon Glad… next the hippo snorted.

27 slythwolf 09.24.08 at 3:37 pm

Flutterby: “The King is in the counting-house, counting out, counting out…”
Hippo: “…”

28 Birdcage 09.24.08 at 3:40 pm

And deep in the grickle grass, some people say…
If you look deep enough you can still see today,
Where the flutterby once flew,
Wings covered with dew…
Before somebody snorted the creature away…

29 Not That Mike The Other Mike 09.24.08 at 3:41 pm

You think this shot’s amazing? Seconds after this shot was taken, the butterfly flew off with the hippo. Them jungle butterflies is TOUGH, I tells ya.

30 mberkie0 09.24.08 at 3:55 pm

@NTMTOM: I sez it again, you iz nutz, man, but here I am ROFLMAO again!
This pic is downright inspiraysh!

31 Fegli 09.24.08 at 4:22 pm

Beauuuutiful picture! And lol at The Other Mike’s comment!

32 Mary (the first) 09.24.08 at 4:37 pm

Maybe the flutterby followed the hippo down to the hollow .. as the song says.

33 warrior rabbit 09.24.08 at 5:08 pm

What a terrific picture.

And those are some serious eye capsules.

34 Johanna 09.24.08 at 5:37 pm

What cannot be seen are the tiny flutterby legs stretched as wiiiiiiiide as they go to hug her sweetie.

35 Johanna 09.24.08 at 5:38 pm

Which is why Mr/Ms Hippo is smiling.

36 SoCalSis 09.24.08 at 5:41 pm

@leslie, no, it’s the butterfly asking if the hippo feels lucky… I can just hear the lil fella singing in a teeny taunting Mohammud Ali voice about floating like a butterfly and etc. “… well, do ya, Punk?”

37 carmen 09.24.08 at 6:04 pm

What a great photo! Look at that eye capsule!

38 trin 09.24.08 at 6:10 pm

Ah CHOO!

Ewww, I’ve been slimed!

39 jmuhj 09.24.08 at 7:36 pm

SNORTacular!

40 berthaservant 09.24.08 at 7:49 pm

She’s a hefty hunk-a hippo from the heart of Congo-land,
He’s a skinny little drifter with a house back on the sand,
They’re the oddest kind-a couple that you’d ever want to know,
‘Archie and Mathilda’ — go go go!
It’s the Archie and Mathilda show!!!!

41 Theresa 09.24.08 at 8:00 pm

Too moishe! Words fail me. I love hippos– remember the ballerina hippo in “Fantasia”?

42 Marie 09.24.08 at 8:02 pm

Okay if that’s not the sweetest thing! I mean what can you say to this? Too friggin’ precious.

43 ratchic 09.24.08 at 8:43 pm

I want this for a wall print.

44 leslie 09.24.08 at 10:00 pm

socalsis

You are so correct. Thereunto I declare myself:
“I sit, corrected.”

(The phrase is usu “I stand corrected”, but, yuh know, I’m actually sitting, & …)

45 Theresa 09.25.08 at 12:57 am

BTW, is that flutterbye PEENK?

46 Nell 09.25.08 at 1:00 am

The hippo’s all like, “OMG! Is that a butterfly on my nose?!” and the butterfly’s all like, “OMG! Is that a hippo on my butt?”

47 linguafranka 09.25.08 at 2:56 am

GREAT EYE CAPSULES!
yowza

48 binky-mama 09.25.08 at 4:25 am

Hippo: “Bird-DUH!!”

49 David Brannon 09.25.08 at 9:48 am

Butterfly: “Awright, Buster. You wanna make it 2 outta 3 falls? Or, if youse runs away now, I’ll gives ya 3 steps toward the door.”

50 Momcat 09.25.08 at 1:12 pm

What?!? No nuffers? Not even ONE? Isn’t that hippo ENDANGERED? No one is grossed-out by the wrinkly jowls, the slimy snout? What’s this world coming to anyhoo? LOL at the pic as well as all the charming commenters here. Now THIS is cute!

51 Theo 09.25.08 at 1:16 pm

Ewww. Hippo.

52 Momcat 09.25.08 at 2:04 pm

LOL Theo thanks. Now my day is complete.

53 Linda H. 09.25.08 at 3:01 pm

Awesome photography. Jealous.

54 Theo 09.25.08 at 3:13 pm

Not a problem, Momcat.

55 Yodie 09.25.08 at 4:31 pm

OOMIGAWD!!

::chokes on apple::

Rather than “puking up rainbows”, you now “have butterflies in your snots”.

I seriously laughed at that so hard a piece of apple shot out at my privacy screen.

56 Katrina 09.25.08 at 4:34 pm

And the great, grey, green, greasy Limpopo river is again alive in our hearts, thanks, peeps.
Yes, the wiley crocodile was able to get too close and stretched the silly elephant-child’s trunk.

If only someone would read me that story….as it was read 50 years ago.

Keep the stories alive, peeps, keep them alive…

57 ratchic 09.25.08 at 7:45 pm

“Won’t you be my, could you be my, won’t you be my neighbor?”

58 Theo 09.25.08 at 11:57 pm

Katrina — and the moral? C’mon, with Aesop there’s always ALWAYS a moral to the story…

RatChic — which one’s wearing the sweater?

59 Katrina 09.27.08 at 10:48 am

Neil- it has been many comments since yours, but yours is still making me smile!
“There’s a hippo under my butt”. That is quite the philosophical flutterbutterfly! Nice touch.
Kipling, not Aesop, but the moral, as I remember it is not to be silly or foolish, after having been warned of the dangers, let the wily and dangerous crocodiles of life lure you into a false sense of security and then change your life forever (?) Seems like good advice. It may also be that once you have your life changed, roll with it. Others have a better grasp on it, I’m sure.

60 Lerrinus 11.02.08 at 9:48 pm

“…the butterfly flew off with the hippo.” (NOMTOM)

ROTFLMAO! :-D

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