WATCHOOTALKIN’BOUTWILLIS

by Meg on September 16, 2008

Don’t make me get all Baroo on yo’ ass.

I’m prepared to go ALLL 360! [Does 'Z' snap with claws]

Fsnfsh

Um, Zana F., when a sharp-beaked bird gets beyond 90 degrees with the head tilt, I suggest RUNNING AWAY!

{ 47 comments }

1 Nina 09.16.08 at 6:17 pm

I bet he’s good at necking.

2 warrior rabbit 09.16.08 at 6:23 pm

But would he be able to light it? I’m guessing brownies.

3 momof2kitties 09.16.08 at 6:25 pm

Awww, he’s just trying to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

4 Kimski 09.16.08 at 6:31 pm

*running away backwards so I can keep looking at the bird*

5 Mary (the first) 09.16.08 at 6:43 pm

Yes, yes, I did turn my head halfway around in an attempt to see the owl eye-to-eye. Now I think I need to visit the chiropractor to get righted again.

6 Boomer's Babysitter 09.16.08 at 6:45 pm

Nobody does a birdy baroo like an owl!

7 sunnymum 09.16.08 at 6:45 pm

They are just such freaking awesome creatures! So beautiful! So talented! And the writing made me literally lol! Thank you CO, it’s been a rough day and it’s not even half over!

8 Erebella 09.16.08 at 6:47 pm

I love it when birds of prey get all Baroo-ey like that. It’s furny.

9 260Oakley 09.16.08 at 6:51 pm

This bird is running for office. His name: Barook Obama.

Please note: This comment is neither an endorsement for nor a slander against any political candidate, party, etc. It’s just a dumb joke, OK?

10 berthaservant 09.16.08 at 6:57 pm

“I don’t get the hovertext.”

:: giggle giggle ::

:: turns up “Dark Star” ::

“Owls are cool.”

11 Butthead 09.16.08 at 6:59 pm

huh huh…420.

12 Theresa 09.16.08 at 6:59 pm

Everybody crazy ’bout a sharp-beaked bird!

13 Theresa 09.16.08 at 7:04 pm

PS (adjusting geek glasses) There is a reason why raptors do that. They have two distinct fields of focus in their eyes– unlike us, who have only one. They have built-in bifocals! And they’re built for detecting patterns and movement from long distances. Not so much from a short way away. SO when things are close up, and they tilt their heads like that, they’re just “adjusting their bifocals.”

14 Ravenhill 09.16.08 at 7:06 pm

What a riot!!!

15 Pat Trenner 09.16.08 at 7:17 pm

“Don’t make me get all Baroo on yo’ ass.”

Dear Meg: You made soda spurt out of my nose. And it HURTS.

16 Snowpea 09.16.08 at 7:19 pm

An ORLY bird! Heeee!

Theresa, that’s so neat. I love learning things like that.

17 bookmonstercats 09.16.08 at 7:26 pm

Go the ZZ Tops, Theresa – now I’ve got an ear worm, but don’t mind… and I love the info about the bi-focals, now I feel so much better about my multi-focals.

I have now had my soul looked into … at a very strange angle. Backs off quietly.

18 Kris 09.16.08 at 7:58 pm

I love owls! This one looks like, “Hmm, no mirrors in HER house, I guess…”
Guest Host on What Not to Wear.

19 Katrina 09.16.08 at 7:59 pm

Pat Trenner- tiiiny bubbles…..

20 owl 09.16.08 at 8:07 pm

mmm hhhaaa you do it girlfriend

21 BeckyMonster 09.16.08 at 8:14 pm

260Oakley, you had it slightly wrong. I believe it’s BAROOK OWLBAMA. I checked to see if my sense of humor was still intact, or whether the oppressive cloud of Political Correctness had stolen my soul. Turns out, I’m just dandy!

22 chanpon 09.16.08 at 8:34 pm

RLY RLY hurts my neck…

23 Diana 09.16.08 at 8:38 pm

Oooooh! Owls!!! So beautiful!

24 jmuhj 09.16.08 at 8:49 pm

Beckymonster is right. Obvy.

25 Erebella 09.16.08 at 8:53 pm

Guys, I think that’s a hawk, not an owl.

26 kestrien 09.16.08 at 9:15 pm

Yup, Erebella, it’s a juvenile red tail hawk, not an owly. But still cute!!

27 kestrien 09.16.08 at 9:15 pm

Hmmm, or maybe a Swanson’s…I’m leaning toward Swanson’s.

28 Beth 09.16.08 at 9:17 pm

Yeah,that’s a hawk. It still has the baroo factor.

29 260Oakley 09.16.08 at 10:05 pm

“BAROOK OWLBAMA?” What a hoot!
Congratulations, BeckyMonster, on maintaining your sense of humor in these troubled times.

30 marie_n 09.16.08 at 10:09 pm

i think he swooped at me when i was leaving my apartment after lunch today.

or maybe it was just a really big cicada. i do see alot of hawks from my balcony though, i saw one take something down out of mid-air one day. scared the bejeezus out of me. i got out the binoculars and started being creepy, but i couldn’t see anything. i’m sure everyone knows me now as the weird girl with the binoculars. :(

31 Fegli 09.16.08 at 10:59 pm

Props to anyone who didn’t head tilt immediately upon seeing this. *head tilt*

32 Marie 09.16.08 at 11:13 pm

Oh man…I thought it was an owl! God, you peeps have sharp eyes.

Anyhoo I love hawks equally, so I’m jazzed either way!

33 DixiesMom 09.17.08 at 2:13 am

Yeah, I would run too if I was gettin’ eyeballed like that… I have done wildlife rehab on a Red Tail hawk (x-rays for one that was shot through the wing) and that beak and those talons…sooo sharp they looked like they could cut glass. That bird gave me a look that said,”You KNOW I would win, right?” Yup!! Eeep!

34 scooterpants 09.17.08 at 2:30 am

hmmm. well if WE didnt look like such a bunch a
tweaked bone heads, he wouldnt have to get his head all squidgey like that to check us out.
owl=normal
us peeps=bizarre freaks
*i’m thinkin*

35 scooterpants 09.17.08 at 2:32 am

crap. ok HAWK.
he’s still gunna eat yer ass.

36 carmen 09.17.08 at 4:18 am

This is one handsome fella.

@Theresa- that was great info..thanks for sharing.

37 mom2twinzz 09.17.08 at 4:37 am

Yikes! I now feel really guilty for the things I did. I am so sorry Mr/Ms Hawk….

I will go to bed in a minute.

38 Cory Marling 09.17.08 at 12:25 pm

This is one crazy hawk. I belive that he is trying to tell you to get the heck out of his territory.

39 Katrina 09.17.08 at 12:33 pm

We have Red-Tailed Hawks and Turkey Vultures that just own the skys around here. We have several highways, too, and the birds ride the thermals. It is so fun to watch. I haven’t seen this yet personally, but I’m still hoping- (goes and gets binoculars)- you’re not the only one marie_n! Our whole family will stop any activity for a good bird watch!

40 Kris 09.17.08 at 1:22 pm

Wasn’t the guy on Mash named Hawkeye Pierce? Think that was a pun?

Can’t believe I missed that this was a hawk and not an owl, though Barook Owlbama is definitely a total WIN!

Katrina, we have turkey vultures eeeeeeeverywhere. They are some nasty looking creatures. They sit on the streetlights and stare you down!!

41 Aelfwyn 09.17.08 at 1:48 pm

What I really love about this is the happy thought that, all over the world, there are CO fans tilting their heads on one side while sitting at their computers. Well, did YOU resist?!

42 Babs 09.17.08 at 1:49 pm

Teehee! Meg said “ass”. *snicker*

43 Katrina 09.17.08 at 8:23 pm

Yes, Kris- remember Snoopy doing the impersonation of the vulture? We had two that, for the longest time, sat on two lights in the parking lot very close to the entrance to a middle school. These things are huge! And they do stare one down.

‘Haweye’ was nick-named by his father for a lead character in oh, heck what book was it- “Last of the Mohicans” by James Fennimore Cooper. Why can I remember than and not where I just left my glasses? I’m not that old!

44 Sharon 09.18.08 at 3:53 am

I love a good baroo!

This bird is not a red-tailed hawk–the shape of the head and the spotting on the breast doesn’t fit. I think it’s a short-toed snake-eagle Circaetus gallicus.

[If anyone would know, it'd be you. This from a guy who spent 2 years on the Audubon Expedition Institute, for real. Now, e'hem, about that Cute-ism there... http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Baroo - Ed.]
;-)

45 jen 09.18.08 at 3:16 pm

what a beautiful bird.

sassy too.

46 Brenda 09.18.08 at 5:08 pm

Love it!

47 Cephi 09.19.08 at 4:58 pm

‘…k… (5°)
…I’m just gonna hafta…(15°)
…find the right angle…(50°)
…to where you start looking like you MAKE SOME DAMNED SENSE EHHN! (120°!!)’

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