Rule 14 Alert and the Frog Boss

by Meg on September 8, 2008

Mr. Slippery just showed up to remind you to finish your T.P.S reports. Well are they done yet? Are they? He’s trying to run a business here!

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Yes Mr. Slippery, they’ll be on your desk tomorrow morning by 8AM! [Salutes awkwardly]. Here’s a reminder of

what Rule #14  is, (how dare you forget it!)

{ 41 comments }

1 Emily 09.08.08 at 1:46 am

I can’t believe I’m saying this but, uh, bleen?!

Also, WTF kind of teensy guy is this? He has no tail, so he must be a grown frog. His little feets are transparent!

2 oni 09.08.08 at 1:51 am

yes, what’s the story on the teensy cutie?

3 caroline 09.08.08 at 1:52 am

That has got to be the smallest frog I have ever seen!

4 CJ 09.08.08 at 1:53 am

As much as I love frogs, this guy kinda freaks me out. He’s too… accidentally-swallowable.

5 Theo 09.08.08 at 1:54 am

Moral of the story is, don’t suck on your paper clips.

6 Gail (the first one) 09.08.08 at 1:57 am

T.P.S. Reports stands for:

Toilet Paper Status?
Total Proshness Synopsis?
Tiny Puppehs Snorgled?
Total Poopies Scooped?
Time Spent Snorgling?
Tad Pole Stickiness?

I’m at a loss!!!

7 Michelle S 09.08.08 at 2:04 am

Gahhh! I can’t stand it when their leetle legs are so teensy they’re translucent!

*swoon*

8 joods 09.08.08 at 2:10 am

i’m in awe of his teeny-tinyness…

9 berthaservant 09.08.08 at 2:15 am

I know midges that could kick this frog’s butt.

10 Von Zeppelin 09.08.08 at 2:25 am

Got the Tiny Phrog Status report right here, Mr. Slippery. If you’ll just hand me that paperclip. . .

11 Totalee Puppy 09.08.08 at 2:26 am

Temperamental Power-Mad
Supervisors
Tiny Pipsqueak Salary

12 amyj 09.08.08 at 2:30 am

Is this boss hiring? I’ll send in my CV pronto!

Teeniest frogger I’ve ever seen! Skeeny leetle arms and legs!!!!

13 Totalee Puppy 09.08.08 at 2:32 am

Never mind my T.P.S. ideas–VON ZEPPELIN, you are awesome for “Tiny Phrog Status report.” lol!

14 chanpon 09.08.08 at 2:36 am

Is that a fancy shiny red paperclip by a chewy nougat center or something? Seems like the most random, jumbled photo subjects ever. Teeny frog is cute, if a bit slimy-looking.

15 Balamuthia 09.08.08 at 2:42 am

Gail-

It’s from the movie Office Space, and the popular explanation is that it stands for “The Piece of S**t” Report.

16 rachna 09.08.08 at 2:59 am

how is this possible–the circuitry for vision and movement, a whole cardiovascular and gut system…in a pinprick? super cute proshness!

17 jenjen 09.08.08 at 3:01 am

Guys, guys, it’s just a comically oversized paperclip. So gullible.

18 Red 09.08.08 at 3:07 am

Test Procedure Specification

but I like:

Tiny Phrog Status (VZ)
Total Proshness Synopsis (Gail-the 1st)
Tiny Pipsqueak Salary (TP)

I’ve never seen any creature so small before…

19 Dianne 09.08.08 at 3:14 am

cutest little froglet EVER !!

20 Erebella 09.08.08 at 4:15 am

Guys, that’s a one week old Kihansi spray toadlet and yes, that’s a real paperclip. That picture was taken at the Bronx Zoo in New York last week. About the size of a ladybug, this toadlet was photographed on a small paperclip to show just how tiny they really are at birth. Found only in one gorge in Tanzania, Africa, this species is thought to be extinct in nature. This pic has been sitting on my Yahoo page for a week. Isn’t it amazing?!

21 jmuhj 09.08.08 at 4:45 am

Rule #14? OMG OMG OMG!!!
NO ONE COULD BE QTER THAN THAT KITTEN!!!

This froglet? Definitely all biz.

22 Meg 09.08.08 at 4:48 am

Dude, you could take Frog Boss to the mail room and rub him on some envelopes to prep the envelope for stickage.

23 Rimou 09.08.08 at 5:12 am

Erebella: Thanks for the cool explanation! What’s the background behind the paperclip?

24 Katy 09.08.08 at 5:16 am

Tiniest. Frogulance. Ever.

Do want.

25 platedlizard 09.08.08 at 6:21 am

What on earth do they feed him? Looks like the springtails I raise for my dart frogs would be too big for him to eat!

26 Monique 09.08.08 at 6:54 am

So cute! But too bad they photographed the world’s tiniest frog on top of peanut butter. That’s one f***ed-up sandwich!

27 Catsquatch 09.08.08 at 8:46 am

Hes so teeny weeny itsy bitsy! Cute little guy :)

28 J. Bo 09.08.08 at 11:00 am

Oh, well, y’know… I’m feelin’ kinda gicked out by this one, truth be told. THOUGH I TOTALLY GET why others msy find it “cute.” No judgment, really.

Just… eesh.

29 J. Bo 09.08.08 at 11:01 am

“may”

(Criminey…)

30 Molly 09.08.08 at 11:13 am

I nearly burst into tears – he’s so cute I totally can’t handle it!

31 leslie 09.08.08 at 12:21 pm

1. Astonishing tininess & fun storyline
2. Love, love love the poster’s request for the
“background behind the paper clip”!!!
[guess that confirms my status as an information junkie/ geek???!!!]
3. Second attempt (maybe someone answered my earlier one on another example?) What is “bleen”?

32 Theresa 09.08.08 at 12:45 pm

@Erebella– a toadlet? A TOADLET? What could be cuter than being called a toadlet??? From now on, my niece and nephew are “My little toadlets.”

33 Theo 09.08.08 at 2:03 pm

Leslie — re: #3 — just let it go.
http://www.cafepress.com/puddinghockey

34 blair 09.08.08 at 2:11 pm

i swear to bleen at work we actually do TPS reports

and no i have no idea what they are or who reads them

[What color is your stapler? - Ed.]

35 kaffiene 09.08.08 at 4:29 pm

He should trade that big red paperclip on Criagslist for a tiny frog house in Sasketchewan.

-K

36 carmen 09.08.08 at 4:50 pm

Mr. Frog is very small…and slimey looking too.

Those T.P.S. reports will be on your desk tomorrow sir!

37 wagthedogma 09.08.08 at 7:00 pm

Paper clip? Where is Mr. Executive Froglet’s red Swingline?

38 momof2kitties 09.09.08 at 1:16 am

TPS reports? I’ll check my holder-downer.

39 darkshines 09.09.08 at 8:36 am

The background looks like cork or brk to me, remember how zoomed in you are!

40 Katrina 09.09.08 at 12:21 pm

OK, I’ll order a gross of them, I’ll give them as networking hand-outs with our company name on them, along with strong magnifying glasses.

41 Sabrina 09.10.08 at 4:57 pm

Ewwies gwoss mistah fwaug. Gwosss =0)

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