Complete and total DESPARAY-SHONS

by Meg on September 28, 2008

I hope you’re sitting down.

Because what you’re about to see is staggering. And sad.

It’s about a Kitteh—a desparate kitteh—who needs boxhab, so, so badly. [Shaking head] I hope you can stand to watch.

Paging Dr. Josh N. Come in, Dr. Josh N. STAT

{ 79 comments }

1 hey-h 09.28.08 at 1:01 pm

It’s so sad when you see that box addiction right in front of you.

(I lol’d. Loud.)

2 Bazor 09.28.08 at 1:11 pm

Oh golly, that was just awesome.

3 Snowpea 09.28.08 at 1:21 pm

Ha! My big creamsicle cat Spencer does the same thing!

4 yaya 09.28.08 at 1:31 pm

Love the splayed-out feet sticking out of the back!

5 Miss Expatria 09.28.08 at 1:46 pm

Splayed ‘tocks at the end FTW!

6 Yitzysmommie 09.28.08 at 1:51 pm

I dunno Meg, I think this Puddy Tat is still in the earliest stages – why he’s still ENJOYING his box habit!
I do predict you will be right down the road, and this delicious looking kitteh WILL need boxhab later in his life.

7 Yitzysmommie 09.28.08 at 1:53 pm

Peeps! Check out the linked below sliding box-cat video!!!
very very funny

8 Karen G. 09.28.08 at 1:54 pm

Wow. I did NOT see that coming.

And, yes, it’s the splayed back paws that make this.

Do you think he’d be interested in tryin gout for our luge team?

9 Von Zeppelin 09.28.08 at 2:13 pm

Nice Newtonian physics demonstration for the high school lab. It involves force, momentum, cat goofiness. . .

10 knightofmonarch 09.28.08 at 2:17 pm

First the wiggle-wiggle as he gets ready to attack , then he looks like he is slideing home from third. HEEEESSSS SAFE

11 (the original) Mel 09.28.08 at 2:21 pm

Let’s sum up.

Butt wiggles in preparation.

Gallop.

EHN!

Thump.

Slide.

Bravo box diver kitty. Bravo.

12 Moe 09.28.08 at 2:23 pm

Slide, Kitteh, Slide!!

13 Michele 09.28.08 at 2:29 pm

Love the tocks shot at the end!!!!

14 Anne Boleyn 09.28.08 at 2:41 pm

I’m thinking I want to try this myself. We haven’t had a good snowstorm in years so this might work for me. I’ll need to work on my butt wiggle.

15 i_wuvs_puttins 09.28.08 at 2:55 pm

Hee hee! I have to agree with Michele, that was the best part. Neither one of my cats is box happy, though one will work for hours tearing them apart one little piece at a time. All I hear is *rip, ptooey, rip, ptooey*

16 Cindy Lauper 09.28.08 at 2:55 pm

Only thing cuter than kittens is a cat with marshmallow chubbiness.

17 gizmo 09.28.08 at 2:57 pm

All these years I’ve been fishing for kitties, I’ve never caught even one. Now I know why. I was using the wrong lure! (goes off to tie a box fly)

18 LisaL 09.28.08 at 3:00 pm

ROFL…. I can’t stop laughing at the slide w/ the splayed feet at the end! Too hilarious

19 Gail (the first one) 09.28.08 at 3:19 pm

@I wuvs puttens: ROFL!!! “Rip, Ptooey!”

20 Tara 09.28.08 at 3:38 pm

:D

21 rorschach 09.28.08 at 3:41 pm

Think we have a new sport on our hands: Box Diving!

22 Tara 09.28.08 at 3:44 pm

[wigglewigglewiggle]

Charge!

[splayed]

:D

23 sue 09.28.08 at 3:47 pm

i wanna have a go too!! it looks tewtelly fun!

24 chanpon 09.28.08 at 3:58 pm

This had me laughing out loud for almost a full minute.

Butt wiggle and splayed kitteh feet. My Sunday is complete.

25 Katrina 09.28.08 at 4:05 pm

OH, sway sway, sway charge!

26 Redbone 09.28.08 at 4:48 pm

Pok! Ssssslide
XD I laughed hard.

27 ashagato 09.28.08 at 4:51 pm

thanks, yitzymom! the other boxcat one’s hilarious, too! cats are so funny…

28 Kwistee 09.28.08 at 4:51 pm

I nearly just spat my soda out laughing at those little legs sticking out of the box.

29 sara 09.28.08 at 5:04 pm

*snort* that toadilly made my sunday!!!!

30 jen 09.28.08 at 5:19 pm

i love the splayed feet at the end. lol

31 mie 09.28.08 at 5:29 pm

I’m afraid this is a much graver issue than you might think. This cat is obviously already suffering from a severe box addiction, as can be seen in this slightly longer vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHZUPJji6w8

Sad, sad indeed.

32 Evan 09.28.08 at 5:31 pm

Is that a British Shorthair??

33 Beth 09.28.08 at 5:37 pm

I love “le butt wiggle.” My kitties do this before they pounce into their hiding tunnels. :)

34 cheesybird 09.28.08 at 5:37 pm

8.5 for degree of difficulty. 9 for artistry. 10 for execution and splayage.

35 berthaservant 09.28.08 at 5:47 pm

Okay, everyone HAS to watch the link mie posted 4 comments up. It has more camera angles and even more splayage.

As for the boxhab treatment — how many times do I have to tell you behaviorist, SYSTEMATIC DESENSITIZATION DOES NOT WORK FOR ADDIC-SHUNS! Get this cat to a 12-step-splay group, Stat!

36 Trisha 09.28.08 at 6:02 pm

at my house we call the tocks at the end pancake butt. :-)

37 Nikki 09.28.08 at 6:29 pm

I loled! His little fat feet are too cute when he slides into that box.

38 Shaz 09.28.08 at 6:44 pm

I’m with berthaservant — you HAVE to watch the longer clip — the last shot is just great…

39 Poohbear 09.28.08 at 6:59 pm

LOLLLLLLLkkkkkhhhhhhhh ::sputter sputter::

40 Beth 09.28.08 at 7:00 pm

The longer clip is genius! That cat clearly has a chronic box habit

41 Fegli 09.28.08 at 7:09 pm

Dive dive dive!!!

42 Michelle S 09.28.08 at 7:25 pm

One of the cutest things ever on CO!

That simply has to be Japan. Something about the shape of the cat and those pristine, glass-like wood floors.

43 JNO 09.28.08 at 7:27 pm

The longer clip is excellent. Poor kitty. I hope its owners can get it down to one dive a day soon.

44 Tom 09.28.08 at 7:29 pm

*rofl* really funny.

45 JNO 09.28.08 at 7:31 pm

Also, that cat is like the Japanese Winston apparently. Its owner has a zillion videos of it on Youtube.

This sink video is cute :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rq-JZ86-do&feature=user

46 jmuhj 09.28.08 at 7:34 pm

*GSOML*

This may just be the most important video ever produced.

47 CoffeeCup 09.28.08 at 7:36 pm

Everyone, watch the clip mie posted! More camera angles, longer vid, more tocks…and the gentle sway of the tail as kitty contemplates box-nirvana. perfect.

48 (the original) Mel 09.28.08 at 8:25 pm

I have been watching the other vids on this kitty, and I must say, he’s adorable and also LARGE.

49 victoreia 09.28.08 at 8:35 pm

I *WILL* have my box!!!!!

50 lizzybee 09.28.08 at 8:37 pm

No, no, kitteh! No, kitteh! Don’t do eet! Noooo!

51 Sarah Bell 09.28.08 at 8:37 pm

I think I just peed myself!!

52 lulz 09.28.08 at 8:44 pm

oh, the PETA-overloaders are gonna be ALL over this one ;-)

53 momof2kitties 09.28.08 at 9:16 pm

Kitteh clearly has a problayme! Maybe she can share a room with Nelly at Promises?

54 binky-mama 09.28.08 at 9:53 pm

I am SUCH an enabler….I would be providing this kitteh with every size and shape box I could get my hands on. And recording it ALL of course.

55 Jean 09.28.08 at 9:54 pm

Actually, I’m more impressed with the clean floor – could eat your dinner off it!

56 Patricia 09.28.08 at 10:09 pm

Love it!

57 Hmpf 09.28.08 at 10:33 pm
58 the other Brenda 09.28.08 at 10:51 pm

boxhab schmoxhab, I need cathab!!!

59 the other Brenda 09.28.08 at 10:54 pm

I think my Chloe was abused before I got her. She seems to have so many hang-ups. I wish she could enjoy life’s little pleasures, but she seems afraid of so many things. She is such a sweetie.

60 Muskrat 09.28.08 at 10:56 pm

That’s the best Pete Rose slide I’ve seen in years. It could have used a little more belly flop but it was perfect.

61 warrior rabbit 09.29.08 at 12:08 am

Hmpf, I watched that one this morning (the rabbit hole that is YouTube; you can chase related vids for hours). I like that one! I love that his name is Shovel Duck. (What’s the story behind that?)

There’s another cat (Rufus, another good name) in a Yahtzee box, but there I think the cat begins to tire of whole process a bit as it starts attacking the hand that’s sliding it. Not that it gets out of the box, though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1heNKaP8vQ

62 carmen 09.29.08 at 12:15 am

Love the slide and then splayed out feet are great!

63 kittyadventures 09.29.08 at 1:45 am

HEheh I was gonna say “and it is a home run folks look at him sliiiiiiide.”
But I see lots of you already went there.

64 Kar 09.29.08 at 1:50 am

Not a sad thing about it.

Love it!

65 Totalee Puppy 09.29.08 at 3:10 am

Really enjoying all these
comments!

66 alexa 09.29.08 at 3:25 am

Wheeeeeee :)

67 doxnsox 09.29.08 at 5:42 am

Are you sure he isn’t EATING the boxes more than he’s jumping into dems?

That is one fat kitteh.

68 Barbarella von Fluffenstein 09.29.08 at 7:55 am

OMG the splayed white sockies at the end! LOLOL

69 milquetoast 09.29.08 at 8:22 am

I’m Doctor Kat. And, really, it hurts when you see the modern kitteh resorting to such she-nanigans. To see the case study splayed out in all her feline (or is it canine?) redonkulousnous is to consider the current nightmare; Kittehs Gone Wild! One must look at this particulars subject and assume that there are the standard two influences: Kitteh, or Envi-RONS! Can the modern kitteh pad so low, or was she halped by her Human (yyyyuuuchhh..) cap-TORS! The box itself? Not up to cat standards and seems to have seen better days, but the cat? This subject may never have had a chance. Growing up in a Human (eeeeecchhh..) home may have robbed this lowly kitteh of her wits, her wisdom AND her tender sensibilities! One must wonder how this kitteh goes through the rest of her day when her Human (uugghhh..) minders take her box. Possibly some sort of dillusional cat-atonic state! I hope they’re happy!

70 Mikael 09.29.08 at 12:02 pm

WOOOOOT! Best youtubevideo EVER!

71 metsakins 09.29.08 at 12:10 pm

but one does wonder about the lowly human who will spend hours watching these addicted creatures. Another addiction perhaaps?

72 cheesybird 09.29.08 at 12:18 pm

I can’t stop watching it and snorting! Kittehs are totally teh awesome!

73 i_wuvs_puttins 09.29.08 at 12:35 pm

I can’t stop watching this…I just keep thinking, “All your box are belong to me!!!”

74 Katrina 09.29.08 at 12:52 pm

You betcha, metaskins!

75 blair 09.29.08 at 2:17 pm

that is spec-TOCK-ular!

76 La Recepcionista 09.29.08 at 3:59 pm

note to self – do NOT watch when there are clients in the lobby

77 gravyboat 09.30.08 at 8:25 pm

those fat little legs sticking out of the box…ZOMG!!! WE NEED STILLS!

78 Mary (the first) 10.02.08 at 11:41 pm

I just got a chance to watch this and omg LOL !!! What a riot! Cats are SO SILLY!!

79 A 10.03.08 at 8:03 am

SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!

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