Shop Smart. Shop Cute-Mart.

For all your ooh-ing and aah-ing needs, shop Cute-Mart!  We’ve got puppies by the pound, and kittens by the kaboodle!  Sample our Hammies on Rye in our deli section, and take home some fresh-baked Disapproving Buns! This week’s schpecial: Schnauzer, $2.99/lb.

Man, I HATE it when they mark me down.

Bleen-up on aisle four, Jennifer L.!



  1. In this economy, we’re going to need all the schnauzers we can get!

  2. what cute purple eyebrows!

  3. That’s a great deal for pink-eyebrowed schnauzers! They are most delectable…

  4. why the purple-browed bleen?

    oh, and you’re welcome.

  5. are those purple eyebrows on that pup?

  6. But is it kosher schnauzer?

  7. thedistractor says:

    Ten points for the Army of Darkness reference.

  8. Punk pup, yeah that’s cool. “Ohhh, I LOVE purple!”

  9. Is he going home with Henry the Red by any chance? He does seem to bear an uncanny resemblance (except, no red).

  10. That IS an Army of Darkness reference! I knew it seemed familiar.

  11. “bleen-up”???

    LOVE it!

  12. Well thats one way to protect the upholstery from travel surprises. ;X

  13. hammies on rye? sounds kinda of wrong, but other than that im a fan of the purple eyebrows!

  14. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This … is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

  15. Yeah, the pink eyebrowed ones are always the first to have their prices slashed. Sad.

  16. hammies on rye? sounds kinda wrong, but other than that im a fan of the purple eyebrows!

  17. ahhh sorry for repost! 🙂

  18. This week only: special barkdowns on anything with purple eyebrows.

  19. Why o why are the eyebrows purple? Adolescent rebellion, hmmm?

  20. ThreeCatNight says:

    This is from the “Punk Schnauzer” section. The price is higher because the attitude is more intense. Goes well with a tall, cold brewskie.

  21. Heh…what a twist on the term “doggie bag” 🙂

  22. Hmm…are the schnauzers fresh, or have they been sitting on the shelf for a couple days?

  23. AuntieM, that’d be a *different* eyebrow color.

  24. Heh!

    And are they made out of *real* schnauzers?

  25. Gimme some sugar, baby.

  26. A Schnauzer in a plastic bag with purple eyebrows…. this is the first time I’ve said it on CuteOverload, but… not cute.

  27. If ever a dog’s face said “They don’t feed me enough to put up with this…”

  28. Definitely *NOT CUTE*

    Do NOT want.

  29. Golden or NTKTOK says:

    What is NOT CUTE about a Schnauzer??

    That being said.. I love the purple eyebrows! She looks rather embarrassed though.


  30. They should have done the puppeh’s eyebrows orange, for the bonus Discworld reference. 😀

  31. Does that thing have pink eyebrows?!

  32. Stephanie v. says:

    I was thinking the same thing, slythwolf! 😀

    Once, for Halloween, I seriously considered giving my dog (who happens to have black fur) some orange eyebrows. I decided against it in the end, feeling that the joke would be lost on 99% of the general population.

  33. See, people, this is what happens when punk rockers grow old.

    Anarchy in the UK indeed, my friend.

  34. I would love to hear the story behind this.

  35. Man, why do people have to be so negative? What’s not cute about this? And saying it’s not cute isn’t gonna remove it, it’s only going to make you look like a grouch.

    So STFU.

    [Oh don’t worry about it. Somebody just doesn’t like dogs, and never lets anyone forget it… – Ed.]

  36. Dreamspinner Cheryl says:

    “….made out of *real* schnauzers?”.

    LOVE the Beetlejuice reference!

    Dreamspinner Cheryl

  37. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    Why is the dog in the plastic bag? That, I don’t get. I know there’s safe dyes for dogs (and tolerant cats, I suppose), so the eyebrows are OK, even cute. But I don’t get the bag… ??

  38. Grape schnauzer to-go please.


  40. Gail (the first one) says:

    I did hear that purple is THE color for fall! Surprised it would be marked down so early in the season, but… S*Mart prices, you can afford the “Maximum Cute” model!!

  41. Totalee Puppy says:

    You done good, NTMTOM!…
    especially the captions and the hovertext…Would go to a salon for designer eyebrows in “Berry Smoothie,” but I know I’d end up at the wrong salon–the one with the piranhas instead…

    [Oh come come, they weren’t PIRANHAS, now, were they? What sort of spa would *that* be? They were happy little toe-nibbling minnows… – Ed.]

  42. Totalee Puppy says:

    As another day at The Load
    dross to a clos…
    Thank you, Berthaservant, for “The Load.” How can we ever repay you?

  43. Totalee Puppy says:

    You know, this is getting worse…gack…Nobody made a load, ok? I like Berthaservant’s creating a new name for “Cute Overload”—“The Load.” I’m laughing so hard, I’m crying…It can be fun to be a loser sometimes…(yeah, right…)…BRING BACK THE PIRANHAS!

  44. My little schnauzer looked at me and said – don’t even THINK about dying my eyebrows purple. And I said – but look how cute it is! …and so he went and hid under the bed.

    I think it’s a fantastic idea – he obviously doesn’t agree. /sigh

  45. Jennifer L. says:

    that little schnauzer is my dog. his name is richie and that day, he was being a very bad dog and rolling around with a dead rodent. my mom promptly decided she couldnt have all the dead rodent bacteria in her car, hence the bag.

    richie was very displeased.

    and he also was slightly displeased with the purple eyebrows that our stylist recommended.
    but then he felt better cause it brought him more attention 🙂

  46. This is soooo cute…but my schnauzer would prefer to be in a reusable fabric bag that is better for the environment! He needs to protect the ground that he rolls on!

  47. I… don’t like that. It reminds me too much of warnings on plastic bags regarding small children…
    Might give children ideas… Like bagging the neighbor’s chihuahua…