The Chosen Baboon?!

[Baboon #1:] He’s definitely the Chosen One from the ancient Baboon bible, Cheryl.
[Baboon #2:] No, no no Linda!—I think—he’s from the future.
[Baboon #3:] Wait, his ears look relatively normal [picks on an ear]
[Baboon #4:]
Wait. He looks like a Gunderson. He’s one of Phil’s kids. Never mind.

Baboons

Sender-Inner Johanna S., You’re BACK! (Like a lil’ pink baboon butt, you’re BACK!)

38 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Theresa says:

    Look for the bleeny birthmark!

  2. Theresa says:

    PS looks *just* like my family when there’s a new baby. ;)

  3. Jiffknee says:

    I like pink butts and I cannot lie . . .

    bleen?

  4. Alexandria says:

    Baboons have been hitting the crimping irons a little hard.

    All they need are white fringe leather jackets and Whitesnake t-shirts.

  5. BarbaraL says:

    It takes a village

    (tee hee – so adorable!)

  6. binky-mama says:

    Stop lookin’ at my ears! I TOLD you I’ll grow into them! Sheesh…like YOU guys were never bebeh baboons.

  7. Jennie says:

    OK, so we have the 3 Kings, and little Monkey-Jesus, and we even have an ass… but where, pray tell, are the proud parents? And WHO is that mysterious Grey Baboon?

  8. Cool Gecko says:

    The gray baboon is the shaman of the baboon village, Jennie.

  9. Katrina says:

    Those crimping irons- tee-hee–be careful around the baby! The white one- Warren Beatty, of course!

    Baboons creep me out, but that is MY problem, not theirs…

  10. biscuithead says:

    @Jiffknee — I LOLd!

    Glad to see some primates on CO.
    Big nom-worthy ears, the plaintive eyes + the familiarity of the scene make me appreciate the DNA we share from our common ancestors.

  11. biscuithead says:

    @Katrina

    *Gasp*
    That IS Warren Baboon Beatty!

    I love it when we can match humans with their ape twins!
    LMAO!

  12. Cheryl says:

    LOL!! That is some of the funniest captioning I’ve ever seen on this site. Very “Far Side.”

    Kudos!

  13. Von Zeppelin says:

    I’m not sure sure about Warren Beatty. That silver-maned baboon patriarch looks like Kenny Rogers to me. Or possibly Sean Connery in “The Hunt for Red October,” when he wore Kenny Rogers’ hair.

  14. Elaine says:

    no, no. i think the silver baboon is Cher.

  15. Alex says:

    OMG, it’s a *baby*. That’s not what I come here for! I come here to see *animals*!

    ….sorry, is that joke played out?

  16. 260Oakley says:

    Hmm, I think Senor Grey-Hair has been hanging out at Spanking Kitty’s house. His b.boon ‘tocks are looking a little raw. But then he’s been known to get a little behind in his work.

  17. Gracie says:

    the adults are saying, “look Junior, we KNOW you have some leftover trick or treat candy somewhere….”

  18. mandi says:

    I couldn’t decide if we were looking at the baby or the awesome crimp action on the white baboon. I like them both!

  19. Jewelz_4_U says:

    Oh, Meggy McMeggersons!!
    CO NEVER fails to make me smile and squee, but THIS!! THIS photo/caption combo made me truly, literally Laugh Out Loud. It caused a scene.
    Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

  20. chanpon says:

    Stick them under a sink for showering and then we’re talking!

  21. scooterpants says:

    don get the commentary.
    hmmmpphhh.
    must be outta the loop?
    kEyoutoot babe though.

  22. momof2kitties says:

    @scooterpants:

    Go back to “and now, a word from our sponsor” and “sunday monkey washing” and some of this thread will begin to make sense to you. Of course, I read all of that and sometimes this stuff still doesn’t make sense to me! ‘Tis the beauty that is CO,
    I suppose.

  23. I’m pretty sure it’s Beatty ’cause Carly Simon just wrote a song about him.

  24. fansmom says:

    So little cutie is going to work at Phil Gunderson’s funeral home when he grows up?
    http://www.gundersonfuneralhome.com/phil_gunderson.html

  25. Totalee Puppy says:

    “I went to the animal fair,
    and what do you think was there…
    a big baboon by the light of the moon…
    was combing his silver hair”…

  26. ffleur says:

    Baby ‘boon: Look, you can’t ALL be my mother and I’m pretty sure you, Mr Silver Hair, are a daddy so will you 3 ladies just decide and then give me some milk? I’m getting hungry here.

  27. NebulousGrey says:

    And there goes my soda, all over the ‘puter screen.

    My nose, it hurts from that giant snort of laughter. Hee.
    :D

  28. L.C. says:

    ok can we please discuss the crimpage on the fur?! ahhhhhh!!!

  29. SoCalSis says:

    No, it’s not Warren Beatty, but Warren probably thinks it is…

  30. Theo says:

    SoCalSis — I’m going to be singing that all day, aren’t I? Aren’t I? Aren’t I?

  31. Katrina says:

    Yeah, well singing that song isn’t as bad as being on a diet and thinking about Theo’s Triple Chocolate Snickerdoodles…..heaven help me, I will resist.

    Hey Theo we could really use a cute picture of a Corgi puppy- got any of those stashed somewhere?

  32. Theresa says:

    You’re ALL wrong, it’s Bonnie Tyler!

  33. Theresa says:

    PS, One of the most peaceful sights I ever saw was a mom baboon grooming her baby in the Bronx Zoo. They were just blissful. You’d never see a human kid sit still for that like the bebeh baboon did.

  34. Brenda says:

    Hilarious! He’s all ears! :)

  35. Kris says:

    And yet, no one said – “Asante sanna, squashed banana…” I think of that every time I see a Baboon!

  36. Christina says:

    I’m waiting for the senior one to hoist up the baby to the swells of Circle of Life.

  37. Londoner says:

    Awwww! Such a little anxious face…”Tell me, papa, that the world is not a scary place and that the humans won’t have messed it all up by the time I’m grown…”

  38. sunnymum says:

    Too late Londoner… way too late.