Complete and total DESPARAY-SHONS

I hope you’re sitting down.

Because what you’re about to see is staggering. And sad.

It’s about a Kitteh—a desparate kitteh—who needs boxhab, so, so badly. [Shaking head] I hope you can stand to watch.

Paging Dr. Josh N. Come in, Dr. Josh N. STAT

79 comments … read them below or add one

  1. hey-h says:

    It’s so sad when you see that box addiction right in front of you.

    (I lol’d. Loud.)

  2. Bazor says:

    Oh golly, that was just awesome.

  3. Snowpea says:

    Ha! My big creamsicle cat Spencer does the same thing!

  4. yaya says:

    Love the splayed-out feet sticking out of the back!

  5. Splayed ‘tocks at the end FTW!

  6. Yitzysmommie says:

    I dunno Meg, I think this Puddy Tat is still in the earliest stages – why he’s still ENJOYING his box habit!
    I do predict you will be right down the road, and this delicious looking kitteh WILL need boxhab later in his life.

  7. Yitzysmommie says:

    Peeps! Check out the linked below sliding box-cat video!!!
    very very funny

  8. Karen G. says:

    Wow. I did NOT see that coming.

    And, yes, it’s the splayed back paws that make this.

    Do you think he’d be interested in tryin gout for our luge team?

  9. Von Zeppelin says:

    Nice Newtonian physics demonstration for the high school lab. It involves force, momentum, cat goofiness. . .

  10. knightofmonarch says:

    First the wiggle-wiggle as he gets ready to attack , then he looks like he is slideing home from third. HEEEESSSS SAFE

  11. (the original) Mel says:

    Let’s sum up.

    Butt wiggles in preparation.

    Gallop.

    EHN!

    Thump.

    Slide.

    Bravo box diver kitty. Bravo.

  12. Moe says:

    Slide, Kitteh, Slide!!

  13. Michele says:

    Love the tocks shot at the end!!!!

  14. Anne Boleyn says:

    I’m thinking I want to try this myself. We haven’t had a good snowstorm in years so this might work for me. I’ll need to work on my butt wiggle.

  15. Hee hee! I have to agree with Michele, that was the best part. Neither one of my cats is box happy, though one will work for hours tearing them apart one little piece at a time. All I hear is *rip, ptooey, rip, ptooey*

  16. Cindy Lauper says:

    Only thing cuter than kittens is a cat with marshmallow chubbiness.

  17. gizmo says:

    All these years I’ve been fishing for kitties, I’ve never caught even one. Now I know why. I was using the wrong lure! (goes off to tie a box fly)

  18. LisaL says:

    ROFL…. I can’t stop laughing at the slide w/ the splayed feet at the end! Too hilarious

  19. Gail (the first one) says:

    @I wuvs puttens: ROFL!!! “Rip, Ptooey!”

  20. Tara says:

    :D

  21. rorschach says:

    Think we have a new sport on our hands: Box Diving!

  22. Tara says:

    [wigglewigglewiggle]

    Charge!

    [splayed]

    :D

  23. sue says:

    i wanna have a go too!! it looks tewtelly fun!

  24. chanpon says:

    This had me laughing out loud for almost a full minute.

    Butt wiggle and splayed kitteh feet. My Sunday is complete.

  25. Katrina says:

    OH, sway sway, sway charge!

  26. Redbone says:

    Pok! Ssssslide
    XD I laughed hard.

  27. ashagato says:

    thanks, yitzymom! the other boxcat one’s hilarious, too! cats are so funny…

  28. Kwistee says:

    I nearly just spat my soda out laughing at those little legs sticking out of the box.

  29. sara says:

    *snort* that toadilly made my sunday!!!!

  30. jen says:

    i love the splayed feet at the end. lol

  31. mie says:

    I’m afraid this is a much graver issue than you might think. This cat is obviously already suffering from a severe box addiction, as can be seen in this slightly longer vid:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHZUPJji6w8

    Sad, sad indeed.

  32. Evan says:

    Is that a British Shorthair??

  33. Beth says:

    I love “le butt wiggle.” My kitties do this before they pounce into their hiding tunnels. :)

  34. cheesybird says:

    8.5 for degree of difficulty. 9 for artistry. 10 for execution and splayage.

  35. Okay, everyone HAS to watch the link mie posted 4 comments up. It has more camera angles and even more splayage.

    As for the boxhab treatment — how many times do I have to tell you behaviorist, SYSTEMATIC DESENSITIZATION DOES NOT WORK FOR ADDIC-SHUNS! Get this cat to a 12-step-splay group, Stat!

  36. Trisha says:

    at my house we call the tocks at the end pancake butt. :-)

  37. Nikki says:

    I loled! His little fat feet are too cute when he slides into that box.

  38. Shaz says:

    I’m with berthaservant — you HAVE to watch the longer clip — the last shot is just great…

  39. Poohbear says:

    LOLLLLLLLkkkkkhhhhhhhh ::sputter sputter::

  40. Beth says:

    The longer clip is genius! That cat clearly has a chronic box habit

  41. Fegli says:

    Dive dive dive!!!

  42. Michelle S says:

    One of the cutest things ever on CO!

    That simply has to be Japan. Something about the shape of the cat and those pristine, glass-like wood floors.

  43. JNO says:

    The longer clip is excellent. Poor kitty. I hope its owners can get it down to one dive a day soon.

  44. Tom says:

    *rofl* really funny.

  45. JNO says:

    Also, that cat is like the Japanese Winston apparently. Its owner has a zillion videos of it on Youtube.

    This sink video is cute :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rq-JZ86-do&feature=user

  46. jmuhj says:

    *GSOML*

    This may just be the most important video ever produced.

  47. CoffeeCup says:

    Everyone, watch the clip mie posted! More camera angles, longer vid, more tocks…and the gentle sway of the tail as kitty contemplates box-nirvana. perfect.

  48. (the original) Mel says:

    I have been watching the other vids on this kitty, and I must say, he’s adorable and also LARGE.

  49. victoreia says:

    I *WILL* have my box!!!!!

  50. lizzybee says:

    No, no, kitteh! No, kitteh! Don’t do eet! Noooo!

  51. Sarah Bell says:

    I think I just peed myself!!

  52. lulz says:

    oh, the PETA-overloaders are gonna be ALL over this one ;-)

  53. momof2kitties says:

    Kitteh clearly has a problayme! Maybe she can share a room with Nelly at Promises?

  54. binky-mama says:

    I am SUCH an enabler….I would be providing this kitteh with every size and shape box I could get my hands on. And recording it ALL of course.

  55. Jean says:

    Actually, I’m more impressed with the clean floor – could eat your dinner off it!

  56. Patricia says:

    Love it!

  57. Hmpf says:
  58. the other Brenda says:

    boxhab schmoxhab, I need cathab!!!

  59. the other Brenda says:

    I think my Chloe was abused before I got her. She seems to have so many hang-ups. I wish she could enjoy life’s little pleasures, but she seems afraid of so many things. She is such a sweetie.

  60. Muskrat says:

    That’s the best Pete Rose slide I’ve seen in years. It could have used a little more belly flop but it was perfect.

  61. warrior rabbit says:

    Hmpf, I watched that one this morning (the rabbit hole that is YouTube; you can chase related vids for hours). I like that one! I love that his name is Shovel Duck. (What’s the story behind that?)

    There’s another cat (Rufus, another good name) in a Yahtzee box, but there I think the cat begins to tire of whole process a bit as it starts attacking the hand that’s sliding it. Not that it gets out of the box, though.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1heNKaP8vQ

  62. carmen says:

    Love the slide and then splayed out feet are great!

  63. HEheh I was gonna say “and it is a home run folks look at him sliiiiiiide.”
    But I see lots of you already went there.

  64. Kar says:

    Not a sad thing about it.

    Love it!

  65. Totalee Puppy says:

    Really enjoying all these
    comments!

  66. alexa says:

    Wheeeeeee :)

  67. doxnsox says:

    Are you sure he isn’t EATING the boxes more than he’s jumping into dems?

    That is one fat kitteh.

  68. OMG the splayed white sockies at the end! LOLOL

  69. milquetoast says:

    I’m Doctor Kat. And, really, it hurts when you see the modern kitteh resorting to such she-nanigans. To see the case study splayed out in all her feline (or is it canine?) redonkulousnous is to consider the current nightmare; Kittehs Gone Wild! One must look at this particulars subject and assume that there are the standard two influences: Kitteh, or Envi-RONS! Can the modern kitteh pad so low, or was she halped by her Human (yyyyuuuchhh..) cap-TORS! The box itself? Not up to cat standards and seems to have seen better days, but the cat? This subject may never have had a chance. Growing up in a Human (eeeeecchhh..) home may have robbed this lowly kitteh of her wits, her wisdom AND her tender sensibilities! One must wonder how this kitteh goes through the rest of her day when her Human (uugghhh..) minders take her box. Possibly some sort of dillusional cat-atonic state! I hope they’re happy!

  70. Mikael says:

    WOOOOOT! Best youtubevideo EVER!

  71. metsakins says:

    but one does wonder about the lowly human who will spend hours watching these addicted creatures. Another addiction perhaaps?

  72. cheesybird says:

    I can’t stop watching it and snorting! Kittehs are totally teh awesome!

  73. I can’t stop watching this…I just keep thinking, “All your box are belong to me!!!”

  74. Katrina says:

    You betcha, metaskins!

  75. blair says:

    that is spec-TOCK-ular!

  76. La Recepcionista says:

    note to self – do NOT watch when there are clients in the lobby

  77. gravyboat says:

    those fat little legs sticking out of the box…ZOMG!!! WE NEED STILLS!

  78. Mary (the first) says:

    I just got a chance to watch this and omg LOL !!! What a riot! Cats are SO SILLY!!

  79. A says:

    SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!