Chloe and Marigold Get a Massage and Body Wrap

"… and so he comes home from work and he’s, like, BAM! right on the couch with the Playstation, and it’s like I’m just not feeling validated in this relationship anymore, you know?"

"Honey, you just need more ‘you’ time!  Get yourself a new hobby, like scrapbooking, or that new towel boy … or maybe take a pole-dancing class, it’s supposed to be really empowering."

Wait, what was the part about the towel boy again?

Is this the same spa where they spank the kitties, Jill V.?

39 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Hahaha :D says:

    Adooorable!

  2. Hahaha :D says:

    And first (;

  3. Noelle says:

    I LOL with the hovertext. Once more NOMTOM rules!!

    Where can I find a spa where I can relax with cute furry animals?

  4. Decca says:

    Wow, what cute burritos.

  5. Erebella says:

    Did you say you were first?

  6. Lyndse says:

    I totally think they’re first.

  7. Faye says:

    Not first but dare I say: Pigs in a blanket. So cute.

  8. I love towels.

  9. Theresa says:

    More slut culture!? Keep your piggies off the pole, I say!

  10. JohnnyJohnny says:

    It’s rainy and cold where I am. These snuggle-burritos have it made!

    Also, Hahaha :D was first.

  11. momof2kitties says:

    Wait. Who was first again? I’m confused.

  12. momof2kitties says:

    I know an otter that teaches some good pole-dancing lessons, if these ladies are interested.

  13. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    @momof2kitties: Who was first, What was second, I-Don’t-Know was third.

  14. momof2kitties says:

    @ Nom-Tom: I KNEW that one was going to come up!

  15. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    I am nothing if not reliable. :-)

  16. binky-mama says:

    Wow, I didn’t know it was possible to be first so many times! ;)

    Oh and I’ll take one peeg burrito to go.

  17. Elisha B. says:

    How about a nice yoga class for these two? Or maybe a spinning class? Oh wait, they already do that don’t they?

    You guys crack me up, thanks!!

  18. Rose E says:

    Ahem. I am somewhat confused. Is this not CATURDAY? Dogs, guinea pigs – heaven help us, does tradition mean nothing anymore?

    [Sometimes you follow the crowd, sometimes you go your own way... - Ed.]

  19. AuntieMame says:

    Hee! I love peegie nostricles and leeps!

  20. Theresa says:

    You can go your own waaaaaaaaay!
    You can go yout own wa-a-ay!
    You can call it another lonely day!

  21. Totalee Puppy says:

    There’s a nice line-dancing class at CO Cowboy
    Club…just sayin’…

  22. Tony T. says:

    Need moar Gin-knee Peeegs!

  23. Totalee Puppy says:

    Help…need Caturday fix…
    (singing)
    “It’s a smoosh-faced
    Caturday…
    Need a smoosh-faced cat today…
    gonna snorgle Smooshy till the late night hours…
    Okay, now I feel empowered!”

  24. Gail (the first one) says:

    Marigold: I heard about this spa in Japan…they use piranhas when they do pedicures!! Can you imagine?!

    Chloe: Oooh, that sounds dangerous! But I bet they do a good job…

  25. Wombats says:

    So instead of Purritos, we have Gerittos!

  26. chanpon says:

    Make sure not to tumble dry those little piggies.

  27. nads says:

    Lordy, the Playstation is the bane of my existance.
    *Can exchange hubby for guineas?*

  28. Ginger says:

    Cute, snuggly, bewildered-looking piggy-wigs!

  29. Totalee Puppy says:

    “Steel Marigolds”…(sorry)

  30. francine says:

    Cats might have Caturday but EVERY day is CAVYDAY!!

  31. MichieGrl says:

    I LOVE this pic! It is priceless! Please to include it in the next calendar!

  32. MichieGrl says:

    P.S. Little piggies – I don’t know about the towel boy, but the pole moves classes are in fact very empowering!

  33. lrm says:

    I love guineas! These girls are so adorable I can’t take it! More guinea pigs, please.

  34. Dexter Fishmore says:

    +1 NTMTOM

  35. Hahaha :D says:

    xD
    Sorry for multiple posting the other day… it was entirely accidental.

    My browser was acting up :D

  36. Lizzy says:

    Aw such cute leetle peegs!

    One of my piggles’ health is failing. She somehow gets turned over on her back and cannot get up. I put her back upright as soon as I can but I’m at school 6-7 hours a day… she’s losing weight and never takes more than a few steps from the food/water station (I moved them closer together for her) because she knows she’ll flip over and get stuck. I can’t tell if it’s a back leg or a front leg that’s the problem… and I cannot afford to take her to the vet! I’m saving my money, but I only work 12 hours a week because of school, and my folks won’t help out and… and… sorry, post-jack. *hands post back and stops blubbering*

    I just love guinea piggies is all…

  37. Totalee Puppy says:

    Lizzy,
    Can I keep you and your
    guinea pig in caring thoughts and prayers? I’m sure somehow your guinea pig knows how much you love
    her from all the kind things you are doing…Just hearing about this, I feel sad too…This is so difficult…Maybe if you tell a vet about your situation, she (or he) may know someone you can talk
    to…Maybe a talk–and a
    good cry–with a counselor
    at school could help you feel better. This has got
    to affect how you feel about being at school and trying to keep up with all those assignments…Maybe?

  38. Katrina says:

    Lizzy, honey, you are giving your piggie friend a good life. Just like Totalee Puppy said, I bet you can call a vet, explain the situation and get some good advice.
    Good luck,sweetie. The sooner the better for everybody. Keep in touch, ok? K.

  39. lotusdakat says:

    I have a piggle and I LOVE the after bath snuggles