"Oh boy, ohboyohboyohboy … lemmie at ‘im, boss, lemmie at ‘im! I’ll moidalize the bum!"
"That’s right, boss! We’re goin’ in for the kill! Now just leggo my collar and you’ll see some serious butt-kicking, yes sirree! Watch me mop the floor with this no-good, pencil-necked …"
"Mnnnnyeeeessssss? You were saying …?"
"… so remember, shorty, (smack!) this is MY field! (smack!) And now, if you’ll excuse me …"
"Well, hey there, darlin’—How you doin’? Whaddya say you ditch these dogs and join me at a little party I’m throwing?"
BONUS PHOTOS! I couldn’t quite work these into my silly little story, but they’re too good not to share, so enjoy:
THAT … is five different flavors of awesome, Laura M.