[Say in Grandma voice] “Honey, you gotta get a good amount of blorp in the morning to start your week off right.”
“Here you go.” [Plops warm, buttery blorp on your plate]
“What’s that? You want some more? OK, Hon.”
“Now, that’s the maximum blorp allowed, there’s no more.”
Top photerhe: Tina W., bottom photo that looks like a family you know: Sarah J.