Like what you see!?

by Meg on September 17, 2008

[crazy hamster stripping music playing in the background]

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Just what the heck is going on here, Erin G.!?

{ 77 comments }

1 anon 09.17.08 at 2:14 pm

H4am5t3r pr0n!!!!

2 tracyFlick 09.17.08 at 2:16 pm

Whoa.

3 warrior rabbit 09.17.08 at 2:18 pm

Is she removing garters? ‘Cause that’s what it looks like.

Ba da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM (shimmy shimmmy shimmy) da da DUM (and repeat with variations)

4 warrior rabbit 09.17.08 at 2:21 pm

Hamsterdom’s famous…green light district?

5 Renee 09.17.08 at 2:21 pm

that ham’s got some gams!

6 AllieCatt 09.17.08 at 2:24 pm

All she needs is some smutty little Barbie pumps. =0)

7 warrior rabbit 09.17.08 at 2:27 pm

Snort — ham gams! Ah, Renee. (giggle) Ham gams.

8 writtenwyrdd 09.17.08 at 2:28 pm

Pr0n indeed. Hilarious!

9 Robin 09.17.08 at 2:30 pm

Oh…my I thought this was a G rated website! Um..I hope no young animals are on this site!

[I get that you're joking, but seriously, if Cute Overload was a movie, it'd be PG-13... - Ed.]

10 marie_n 09.17.08 at 2:35 pm

wow, it looks almost like that hammy has a snout. and i loooove how squinty the eyes are! it’s like she is pulling up her fishnets or something. not quite sure i want to know why her fur is wet on the backside though.. sdfj

11 Pussytoes 09.17.08 at 2:43 pm

Boom, Chick-A-Boom, Boom Boom!

12 Dexter Fishmore 09.17.08 at 2:51 pm

That hamster is working her way through college and finds you incredibly interesting.

13 I.R.JennyF. 09.17.08 at 2:51 pm

This site is so great if you want your co-workers in surrounding offices to think you’re absolutely bonkers. I must laugh out loud/snort/choke/spit drinks or food onto my screen (for seemingly no reason to these upsuspecting people) several times a work day.

Thanks, C.O.!!!

14 Tee 09.17.08 at 2:53 pm

It is like FlashDance!

She’s a maniac, maniac on the dance floor!!!!

15 chanpon 09.17.08 at 2:55 pm

It does look like she’s going to seductively take off a nice pair of expensive silk stockings.

This angle also makes her look like she’s got an extremely oversized head (as fuzzy and adorable as it is).

16 chanpon 09.17.08 at 2:55 pm

Oh, and she really needs to shave her legs.

17 WannaSmile 09.17.08 at 2:56 pm

This photo is great! I never knew hamsters had long legs;)

18 (the original) Mel 09.17.08 at 2:59 pm

Boom boom hammy hammy.

19 Erebella 09.17.08 at 3:07 pm

Okay, that’s just disturbing. It’s either putting on panty hose or trying to hitch a ride. Yeah, I need a drink now.

20 nickiquick 09.17.08 at 3:08 pm

ahahaha!!! saw you on martha today!!! yay!1!

21 Ayeesha 09.17.08 at 3:27 pm

Looks like he’s playing air guitar to Van Halen, lol.

22 momof2kitties 09.17.08 at 3:44 pm

Single Brown Hammie seeking same for friendship and possibly more. Call 1-800-FUR-BUTT.

23 Erebella 09.17.08 at 3:46 pm

First and last time I’ll ever record Martha Stewart. That’s love, Meg, seriously. Well done.

24 Erebella 09.17.08 at 3:46 pm

LOL @ momo – best phone # ever! I dare someone to call that # and find out who answers!

25 ThreeCatNight 09.17.08 at 3:53 pm

What is that appendage?
Is that a shapely (?) little furry hamster leg in need of serious laser…hmmm…?? Or is she adjusting a rather fuzzy stocking?

26 Katherine 09.17.08 at 4:19 pm

Couldn’t resist. Hammie with garter.

http://www.skytalon.com/images/like2.jpg

27 Joy 09.17.08 at 4:24 pm

I love watching my hamsters groom themselves. They’ll stick a hind leg out and just groom, groom till it’s perfect. My favorite is when they take a hind leg, scratch a spot behind their ear and their leg is a blur, going so fast. The highlight is when the hamster takes his/her hind leg and stick it very carefully in their ear and groom. Always makes me wonder, does hamsters get ear wax? Once they are done grooming, a good shake and hamster is picture perfect. Definitely fun to watch. Yes, on this lovely little lady ham, her leg is long but normal. Observe the delicate hairs on the feet. Just too much!

28 woofysma 09.17.08 at 4:25 pm

Okay, that’s just disturbing. Yeah, I need a drink now. Erebella – love it – take me with you so I can get that image out of my head.

29 Wombats 09.17.08 at 4:26 pm

OMG!1! Look at that leetle foots! DED!

30 Erin G. 09.17.08 at 4:27 pm

That’s my Chocky FYI. Cute isn’t he? More here.

http://crappyhead.blogspot.com/2008/09/oh-happy-me.html

31 Space Cowgirl 09.17.08 at 4:32 pm

I’ll strip away your heart from here, and see what I can find…

Good to know I’m not the only one who remembers Garbage from before their music became, uh, you know.

[Hee hee... - Ed.]

32 elliottsmommy 09.17.08 at 4:57 pm

my humps! my humps! my lovely HAMMIE lumps!

33 elliottsmommy 09.17.08 at 5:03 pm

Erin G., cute, cute munchkins and love the name of the blog: crappyhead. heehee!

34 scruffylove 09.17.08 at 5:10 pm

Off the ham-hock topic, but I just saw Meg on Martha. May I say, Meg, you have a cute voice!

35 berthaservant 09.17.08 at 5:33 pm

AHHH!!!! I forgot about Martha! Stupid, stupid, boy!

Anyway, this hammy reminds me of the strippers in “All That Jazz.” All that’s missing is the third-rate Borscht Belt comedian.

36 marie_n 09.17.08 at 5:35 pm

the oversized head factor of this makes it so much better. makes it seem like it is a bobble-head, kinda like christina ricci. hey, there’s an idea! make a hammy bobble-head out of this guy! uh-dor-uh-buhlz

37 Balamuthia 09.17.08 at 5:40 pm

*covers three year old’s eyes*

That hussy!!

38 Theresa 09.17.08 at 5:40 pm

Won’t someone think of the kittens?!!!

39 Boomer's Babysitter 09.17.08 at 6:19 pm

@Katherine: Hammie with garter is brilliant. That’s gonna make me grin all day. Thanks!

40 vonvon 09.17.08 at 6:24 pm

Thanks for the Garbage reference and don’t miss the lovely Shirley on the Sarah Connor Chronicles (like I missed Meggy Moo on Martha today, darnit).

41 Liting 09.17.08 at 7:02 pm

Gahh gahh gah-hhh this is killing me i’m dying of cuteness overLOAD! xD

So kawaii ever! First time I ever seen a photos of a hammy putting his hind leg up hehe. I just love hamsters! They’re the bestie ^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

42 wolfie 09.17.08 at 7:03 pm

At first I didn’t realize that was a LEG, LOL!!! I was pretty shocked/impressed. But it’s actually a lot funnier when you see it as a leg, imagining the stockings going on.
I luffs CO.

43 Catherine 09.17.08 at 7:11 pm

I think she looks kinda sad, like she doesn’t really want to strip but has to. :(

44 Berg 09.17.08 at 7:17 pm

Bow chicka bow wow…

I had no idea that hamster legs were so very tiny!

45 Dana 09.17.08 at 7:26 pm

I think hamster stripping music would be a techno-trance version of the Hamster Dance song, you know, “bee badida do do, bee badida doooo, dobeedobee”…I forget the rest.

46 Emochka 09.17.08 at 7:32 pm

Looks naughty!

47 Theresa 09.17.08 at 7:44 pm

It is no more shocking, in truth, than wiggly otter dances.

48 The Other One Michelle 09.17.08 at 7:47 pm

She’s stripping so she can afford to paint her puke-green walls. Yeeeeuuuucccckkkk!

49 Mel2 09.17.08 at 7:51 pm

It’s Hammy Von Shtupp: “I need some west…I’m sooo tired!”

50 Katrina 09.17.08 at 8:11 pm

Isn’t it funny how peeps see different things- I think he has a charley-horse and it trying to massage it out! Oh, well, another psychological test that I flunked!

51 jmuhj 09.17.08 at 8:14 pm

LAWDY Miss CLAWdy.

*BLUSH*

52 binky-mama 09.17.08 at 8:38 pm

OMG that leetle pink foot is LETHAL! Her pouches looks stuffed…perhaps with the tips from her hammie customers?

53 Theresa 09.17.08 at 8:47 pm

YAY for the Garbage reference!

54 Cool Gecko 09.17.08 at 8:53 pm

OH. MY. GOD.

55 Cool Gecko 09.17.08 at 8:54 pm

That is just weird.

56 i_wuvs_puttins 09.17.08 at 9:01 pm

It’s Dita Von Squeeeeeeese!

57 Von Zeppelin 09.17.08 at 9:10 pm

Just out of the shot are the cigar-smoking male hamsters clapping and whistling. Any minute now, the hamster cops are going to raid the place.

58 MaggieBee 09.17.08 at 9:26 pm

He’s only cleening his delicate feets! Leaf him alone! :D

59 Caitlin 09.17.08 at 9:31 pm

It’s a tiny drumstick!! *nom* :D

60 Kimski 09.17.08 at 11:40 pm

It looks like it’s got a leg growing out of the middle of it’s belleh…maybe to kick people who try to go in for a tickly or a snorgle (only very small people should do this as one can end up with a hamster up your nose.)

61 Taylor 09.17.08 at 11:44 pm

He’s obviously demonstrating the Golden Hammy Mean–that is, the ideal proportion gigundous overstuffed cheek pouches to tiny hind leg.

62 darkshines 09.18.08 at 12:21 am

Love, Love LOVE the Garbage reference, one of my fave bands ever.

[I will still listen to 2.0 and parts of the first one, but I have to be someplace where I can crank it & feel the bass... - Ed.]

63 Totalee Puppy 09.18.08 at 1:03 am

What time do you get off work? Pizza Palazzo has a
nice Supreme with tofu…

64 Raemie L. 09.18.08 at 7:37 am

LOL, hamster furlesque! [music playing: "It Had To Be You"]

65 Emm 09.18.08 at 8:30 am

Haha, that’s soo sexy!

66 Flavia A. 09.18.08 at 11:02 am

ROFLMAO :D

67 Alice Shortcake 09.18.08 at 1:36 pm

And of course she has two pouches in which to stuff the money thrown at her by drunken patrons…

68 Karyn 09.18.08 at 2:18 pm

Thank you for the Garbage reference! They’re my fav!

This post reminds me of my favorite joke of late. It’s hard to tell in writing, usually comes across funnier in person, but what the hay. What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow?

*said to rhyme with ‘bow chicka bow wowwww’*

BROWN-CHICKEN-BROWN-COWWWW!!

69 BBM 09.18.08 at 4:07 pm

Taken from Chris De Burgh’s song,
“Patricia the Stripper”

And with a swing of her hips she started to strip,
To tremendous applause she took off her drawers,
And with a lick of her lips she undid all the clips,
Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared,
And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,
The police were banging on the door,
On a Saturday night, in nineteen twenty-four…
Take it away boys!

70 Yitzysmommie 09.18.08 at 4:25 pm

Where’s the pole?

71 Brenda 09.18.08 at 5:08 pm

Hysterical! Get this one some fishnet stockings!

72 Theo 09.18.08 at 8:30 pm

Yitz… uhhhm… no comment

73 Humane Mewsings 09.19.08 at 2:02 am

haha, that is precious

74 Trendy Baby 09.19.08 at 3:01 am

Oh now that is so adorable. I heard abut your site on Martha. I’ll stop back tomorrow. :)

75 The Countess 09.19.08 at 5:03 am

Naughty naughty!

76 writtenwyrdd 09.19.08 at 4:32 pm

This gives new meaning to the Hamster Dance, lol.

[You know you spelled that *correctly*, right? http://www.hampsterdance.com/ - Ed.]

77 Ruzsa 09.20.08 at 7:24 pm

It looks like… a one-legged hamster who is missing leg fur. o_O WHERE IS DA OTHER LEG???

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