One Spiked Hedge on Wheat, comin’ up.

Can’t you just see a perfect squiggle of mustard on his head?

I know you can.

Nosicle

Laura B., nice deli pic. Please include a large peekle.

31 comments … read them below or add one

  1. AngieB says:

    Can I have heem with a side of Prickly Pear?

  2. cheesybird says:

    And he doubles as a toothpick.

  3. Theresa says:

    With a moist nosicle.

  4. chanpon says:

    I want to stick olives on all his little spikes. He’d make a great center piece for your hors d’oeuvre table.

  5. pyrit says:

    Not That Spike The Other Spike

  6. debg says:

    Candidate for the 2010 calendar? I just got the 2009 one for my b-day.

  7. Erebella says:

    LOL @ cheesybird! Would you call that a hedgewich or a sandhog? Yeah, only one of those really works, doesn’t it?

  8. AmyJ says:

    nomnomnomnomnom!!

    ouchouchouchouchouch!!

  9. Jezebel says:

    Well, I guess I know what I’m having for lunch todays!

  10. Katrina says:

    Yes, he is his own toothpick, cheesybird! Great one!

  11. Caitlin says:

    @chanpon- I was thinking the same thing! Well not necessarily with olives, but as a general hors d’oeuvres-serving extravaganza.

    omg.

    can you see him being PASSED AROUND BY WAITSTAFF AT A FANCY BANQUET?? “Sir, would you care for some prosciutto-wrapped melon?”

    *faints*

  12. Babs says:

    Well, here’s my fitty cent, cuz that nosicle is positively dewy.

  13. Katrina says:

    Oh, yes, Caitlin, I can see that little guy being passed around and then *swoop* it is mine at the end of the party!

  14. Theresa says:

    (Adjusting geek glasses) Actually, medieval bestiaries depicted the “ericius” (hedgies) impaling grapes on their spines and carrying them around that way. Like little hors-d’oevres trays. No kidding.
    http://bestiary.ca/beastimage/img2041.jpg

  15. Brenda says:

    Hedgehogs have got to be one of the cutest animals! Little pin cushions! :)

  16. jen says:

    that is one of the prettiest hedgies i’ve ever seen. sweet!

  17. Dewi says:

    But Caitlin, they wouldn’t need a waitress Hedgie would wonder at will offering guests nibbles

  18. Katrina says:

    Dewi-I’d be awfully worried about a stilleto hurting that waitress. And, who is going to bend down and tip her?

  19. jmuhj says:

    Yes, extra peekles, pleez. And some chutney. Gotta have chutney.

  20. AuntieMame says:

    Did they seriously impale the bread on his prickles? LOL!

  21. sarah says:

    Yup, I can see the mustard. And a litle pickle slice in his mouth!
    :D

  22. dub1 says:

    @Theresa:
    Thanks for the link

  23. Totalee Puppy says:

    You can have the sandwich and save me the big deli-style peekle-all fresh and crispy!
    Seriously, is there another job for our hedgie friend besides being in a sandwich? Maybe he could jump out of a big birthday cake–wearing spiked heels!

  24. Totalee Puppy says:

    Okay, got it…waitress offering guests nibbles or centerpiece for appetizers.
    KATRINA…Let’s put a large tip jar “for Hedgies”
    at the Hosts’ table where everyone has to drop by to thank them for a super party…

  25. jenjen says:

    there’s your recommended daily allowance of roughage right there.

  26. Totalee Puppy says:

    jenjen…heh…roughage!

  27. Robin says:

    Does anyone remember the comedy album “Hedgehog Sandwich” from the 80s? The cover was very similar!

  28. I asked for a ham on rye.

  29. Totalee Puppy says:

    “Mr. Gigante, may we offer you a complimentary ham on rye–plus this invitation to phone-in your comments
    and participate in a survey…
    At Small Mammal Munchies Cafe, your dining experience is our priority…”

  30. Ashley says:

    That does not look very appetizing

  31. Katrina says:

    Ashley, when we speak of ‘eating’ or ‘nomming’ we are not seriously thinking of eating an animal-no,no.
    We are establishing that the cuteness is so rampant, so overwhelming that, in one’s opinion, it just couldn’t get much if any Cuter. In English “I could eat you up without gravy” or “Cute enough to eat”, or as in some dessert presentations- “too cute/pretty to eat” are common usages for even some very pleasingly cute children. ‘Appetizing’ in our eyes, not really for our tummies.
    Now, please look at those feets on that hedgie- small and delicate and just so beautifully pictured- now those are some nommable feets, in my opinion. Carefully, of course!