For a red panda I don’t ask for a lot. Really.
I must have organic pears, apples and grapes.
I insist on hand-feeding [Beady-eye intense look]
I also need my two-toned look kept fierce (Clairol Hydrience Hibiscus Dark Red Hair Color # 32), at LEAST once a month
And let me know when the hot tub is ready. [Scampers back up a tree]