Mr. Slippery just showed up to remind you to finish your T.P.S reports. Well are they done yet? Are they? He’s trying to run a business here!
Yes Mr. Slippery, they’ll be on your desk tomorrow morning by 8AM! [Salutes awkwardly]. Here’s a reminder of
what Rule #14 is, (how dare you forget it!)
I can’t believe I’m saying this but, uh, bleen?!
Also, WTF kind of teensy guy is this? He has no tail, so he must be a grown frog. His little feets are transparent!
yes, what’s the story on the teensy cutie?
That has got to be the smallest frog I have ever seen!
As much as I love frogs, this guy kinda freaks me out. He’s too… accidentally-swallowable.
Moral of the story is, don’t suck on your paper clips.
T.P.S. Reports stands for:
Toilet Paper Status?
Total Proshness Synopsis?
Tiny Puppehs Snorgled?
Total Poopies Scooped?
Time Spent Snorgling?
Tad Pole Stickiness?
I’m at a loss!!!
Gahhh! I can’t stand it when their leetle legs are so teensy they’re translucent!
*swoon*
i’m in awe of his teeny-tinyness…
I know midges that could kick this frog’s butt.
Got the Tiny Phrog Status report right here, Mr. Slippery. If you’ll just hand me that paperclip. . .
Temperamental Power-Mad
Supervisors
Tiny Pipsqueak Salary
Is this boss hiring? I’ll send in my CV pronto!
Teeniest frogger I’ve ever seen! Skeeny leetle arms and legs!!!!
Never mind my T.P.S. ideas–VON ZEPPELIN, you are awesome for “Tiny Phrog Status report.” lol!
Is that a fancy shiny red paperclip by a chewy nougat center or something? Seems like the most random, jumbled photo subjects ever. Teeny frog is cute, if a bit slimy-looking.
Gail-
It’s from the movie Office Space, and the popular explanation is that it stands for “The Piece of S**t” Report.
how is this possible–the circuitry for vision and movement, a whole cardiovascular and gut system…in a pinprick? super cute proshness!
Guys, guys, it’s just a comically oversized paperclip. So gullible.
Test Procedure Specification
but I like:
Tiny Phrog Status (VZ)
Total Proshness Synopsis (Gail-the 1st)
Tiny Pipsqueak Salary (TP)
I’ve never seen any creature so small before…
cutest little froglet EVER !!
Guys, that’s a one week old Kihansi spray toadlet and yes, that’s a real paperclip. That picture was taken at the Bronx Zoo in New York last week. About the size of a ladybug, this toadlet was photographed on a small paperclip to show just how tiny they really are at birth. Found only in one gorge in Tanzania, Africa, this species is thought to be extinct in nature. This pic has been sitting on my Yahoo page for a week. Isn’t it amazing?!
Rule #14? OMG OMG OMG!!!
NO ONE COULD BE QTER THAN THAT KITTEN!!!
This froglet? Definitely all biz.
Dude, you could take Frog Boss to the mail room and rub him on some envelopes to prep the envelope for stickage.
Erebella: Thanks for the cool explanation! What’s the background behind the paperclip?
Tiniest. Frogulance. Ever.
Do want.
What on earth do they feed him? Looks like the springtails I raise for my dart frogs would be too big for him to eat!
So cute! But too bad they photographed the world’s tiniest frog on top of peanut butter. That’s one f***ed-up sandwich!
Hes so teeny weeny itsy bitsy! Cute little guy
Oh, well, y’know… I’m feelin’ kinda gicked out by this one, truth be told. THOUGH I TOTALLY GET why others msy find it “cute.” No judgment, really.
Just… eesh.
“may”
(Criminey…)
I nearly burst into tears – he’s so cute I totally can’t handle it!
1. Astonishing tininess & fun storyline
2. Love, love love the poster’s request for the
“background behind the paper clip”!!!
[guess that confirms my status as an information junkie/ geek???!!!]
3. Second attempt (maybe someone answered my earlier one on another example?) What is “bleen”?
@Erebella– a toadlet? A TOADLET? What could be cuter than being called a toadlet??? From now on, my niece and nephew are “My little toadlets.”
Leslie — re: #3 — just let it go.
http://www.cafepress.com/puddinghockey
i swear to bleen at work we actually do TPS reports
and no i have no idea what they are or who reads them
[What color is your stapler? - Ed.]
He should trade that big red paperclip on Criagslist for a tiny frog house in Sasketchewan.
-K
Mr. Frog is very small…and slimey looking too.
Those T.P.S. reports will be on your desk tomorrow sir!
Paper clip? Where is Mr. Executive Froglet’s red Swingline?
TPS reports? I’ll check my holder-downer.
The background looks like cork or brk to me, remember how zoomed in you are!
OK, I’ll order a gross of them, I’ll give them as networking hand-outs with our company name on them, along with strong magnifying glasses.
Ewwies gwoss mistah fwaug. Gwosss =0)