Hamster Boot Camp is hell

[Hamster Sergeant Voice] "I see we have three new recruits."

"Chewing on your own foot are we Soldier? TERRIFIC. Congratulations."

[In Private Nuts face] "You! Are! Useless! Blobs!"

"You! Yes you, napping in that hand! What are you going to DO with the rest of your life? Hit the seed stash!"

It’s no use, Sender-Inner Joy J. Hamster recruit photos Foot in mouth, Soya the bean and soya bean were originally uploaded by MeLa de Gypsie.

I Am Soooooo Disappointed in You

"(sigh …)  What am I going to do with you?  I leave you alone for just ten minutes and all heck breaks loose!  Well, you’d better straighten this out, starting by fixing the broken window … AND putting out the fire … AND getting back every last bit of the missing plutonium … AND rounding up all the flesh-eating zombies … AND plugging up the hole in the space/time continuum …"

... and I suppose this whole stock market thing is your fault, too.

I feel guilty just looking at him, Kerry W.

The Good Toadmaritan

Gather around singing children, and let me tell you the age-old story of the Good Toadmaritan…

I’m going to be singing that song ALL DAY NOW OnTheOtherSide! Thanks a lot.

THIS JUST IN: A Tiny Squirrel for Obama

He’s nuts! Nuts I tell you!


You’re Hussein in the membrane, Natty B.

The Sandwich Stealer Writes in!

The epic Sandwich Stealer wrote us!!!

The basset hound we featured we back in ’06 sent a very proud calendar beauty shot our way. Check it out, and check out the original post.


=====Original post!=====

[Cliff Claven voice] Did anyone uh, notice me there? Take this, uh, sandwich here?




Well, Okey Dokes, then.


Carina V., I love how Molly the Basset’s lips wrap around her prey like that. The adventure!

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Wow, that’s like before we even did hovertexts ‘n’ stuff. Congratulations on your calendar appearance, Molly!

It’s about TIME you got home.

I have been SITTING out in front of this house for HOURS waiting for you.


I’ve been stretching and STRETCHINGKS!


Then, I heard you come up the drive.


I’ll have my glass of white wine on the veranda now, thankyouverymoishe.


These and MANY other prosh photos over at the Ducklings photo stream, created and submitted by Melissa G.

Ceci n’est pas un ostrich.

Actually, this is not an ostrich. Only a picture of one.


We’re blowing your MIND aren’t we, Gary S.?!

Shop Smart. Shop Cute-Mart.

For all your ooh-ing and aah-ing needs, shop Cute-Mart!  We’ve got puppies by the pound, and kittens by the kaboodle!  Sample our Hammies on Rye in our deli section, and take home some fresh-baked Disapproving Buns! This week’s schpecial: Schnauzer, $2.99/lb.

Man, I HATE it when they mark me down.

Bleen-up on aisle four, Jennifer L.!


"It started like this…"


"I left the room, and shortly thereafter, returned to find this…"


Then, the inevitable:

"I asked them if they thought they were auditioning for a calendar."

Well, duh.


Excellent, EXCELLENT work, Victoria R.  See this and other kitteh stories over at her blog.

2 Bunnies 1 Nozzle


Mireyita, holler back with an update when you can afford two nozzles.


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