STICK your paws UP!

by Meg on August 30, 2008

A Take-Over-style robbery was reported in the Kitteh District tonight.

The unfortunate victim was in recovering in Boxhab at the time. Sigh.

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The stuffed bun was aquitted of all charges, right Anne H.?

{ 52 comments }

1 binky-mama 08.30.08 at 3:25 am

Surrender your belleh at once. Oh and the toe beans too!!!

2 Shaz 08.30.08 at 3:26 am

Awwwww, that belly, those paws, the pose!

3 nismo 08.30.08 at 3:29 am

beep the belly!!

4 Boomer's Babysitter 08.30.08 at 3:31 am

Kitty is grinning!! Next pose, aggressively nom the finger! Bat the hand, gently now, but with feeeeeling….

5 Juniper Jupiter 08.30.08 at 3:32 am

Poke poke poke poke poke!!!

:D

6 Not That Mike The Other Mike 08.30.08 at 4:05 am

What’s all this then, meow?

7 snoopysnake 08.30.08 at 4:08 am

Belllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!eeeeeeee rub! Marmie kitteh! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

8 Mook 08.30.08 at 4:16 am

Look at the violence in the system – mew, mew, I’m being repressed!

9 Mook 08.30.08 at 4:20 am

Look at the violence inherent in the system – mew, mew, I’m being repressed!

10 harlemgrrl 08.30.08 at 4:21 am

if a fairy godmother turned one of those little marmalades you get with room service breakfast into a kitteh just as you were sticking your finger in the jar for a taste, this is what it would look like.

also… WANT

11 Mook 08.30.08 at 4:24 am

Come look at the violence inherent in the system – mew, mew, I’m being repressed!

12 Mook 08.30.08 at 4:26 am

Oops – my computer kept indicating the post wasn’t going through…

13 DejaMew 08.30.08 at 4:36 am

yes, yes harlemgrrl….i totally agree. I want my marmie-kitteh-lade on buttered whole-grain wheat toast. mmmmmmm delish!

14 Aesthetica 08.30.08 at 5:53 am

somebody’s tummy is in need of scritchies!

*scritch scritch*

15 berthaservant 08.30.08 at 5:57 am

Marmie-ness! What a perfect way to start the long weekend, thanks Meg!!!

16 Patricia 08.30.08 at 5:58 am

Someone is about to get pounced for touching the milk belly….

So cute!

17 chanpon 08.30.08 at 6:18 am

“Hehn hehn…” *tummy twisting*

18 Hon Glad 08.30.08 at 6:44 am

Hey, little feline fellah, give me back my heart, you’ve stolen it.

19 Erebella 08.30.08 at 6:48 am

Put up your dukes…………..your marmie-dukes!

20 DejaMew 08.30.08 at 6:48 am

oooh…i forgot how much Berthaservant luvs the marmies. This lil tummy-morsel must be extra enticing. *cue devilish giggle*

21 Micki 08.30.08 at 6:58 am

Man, I wish this marmalade could stop all the take-over’s in Oakland. Just throw a cat at the robbers and they’d be distracted by the cute.
*sigh* I wish.

22 harlemgrrl 08.30.08 at 7:00 am

@DejaMew – i’ll have the same :0)

@Erebella – that was just, terrible…
:: shakes head while smiling ::

23 Fransouah 08.30.08 at 7:02 am

Helpless! [singsong]

24 Debes 08.30.08 at 9:48 am

I’m MELTING!

25 englishwoman 08.30.08 at 10:16 am

Cue 5 pointy ends in 3…2…1…

26 edward 08.30.08 at 10:21 am

Oooh, someone’s going to get a batting they won’t soon forget…

27 Lis 08.30.08 at 11:08 am

Is it only me or does the kittehs face look a bit monkey-ish? ^^

28 milquetoast 08.30.08 at 11:38 am

The KITTEH DISTRICT! Oh, man- my Aunt lives there and she says the stubbular fuzz-ups are getting so frequent that we now have to board a boat to her new digs on Catalina! I would rather have her move in with us fresh kittehs in Pussadena! She says mew.

29 momof2kitties 08.30.08 at 12:19 pm

Kitteh is GUILTY!

Guilty of being anerable, that is.

30 Gail (the first one) 08.30.08 at 12:56 pm

NTMTOM: Loving the Monty Python refs!

Said Inspector Harry “Snapper” Organs of the crime:
“The Yard received a report this morning that a large quantity of cat toys had been stolen. Mr. McMarmieson is assisting the policies in their enquiries.”

31 Gail (the first one) 08.30.08 at 12:58 pm

Ugh, that should read “assisting the police”.

32 snoopysnake 08.30.08 at 1:50 pm

Nooooooooobody expects the kitteh inquisition!

Our chief weapon is fear, and surprise, and nice pink pawpads….

Put that kitteh in…the comfeh chair!

No

33 snoopysnake 08.30.08 at 1:52 pm

Oh, I was just putting a bit of lard on the cat’s boil.

34 Theresa 08.30.08 at 1:53 pm

“Nibble nibble squeeze squeeze pokey pokey BEEP!”

35 crazyweinerdoglady 08.30.08 at 1:58 pm

want to chew on that back paw…

36 Wbirdie 08.30.08 at 1:59 pm

You sure this doesn’t imply cat handcuffs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVN855yazyY

“Oh sure, they’re FUN……..” XD

37 Theo 08.30.08 at 2:36 pm

;) Theresa.

38 sarah 08.30.08 at 3:12 pm

ha, that bunny is actually from monty python. ;)

39 sarah 08.30.08 at 3:13 pm
40 Katrina 08.30.08 at 3:25 pm

“Nibble nibble squeeze squeeze pokey pokey BEEP!”
Seconded, Theresa, Niiiice, again.

41 Yitzysmommie 08.30.08 at 5:22 pm

Can’t decide if Theresa is right or if we who think this is a prelude to the finger nom bunneh kick trick have it right.

42 Marymomma 08.30.08 at 5:58 pm

I think there will soon be some “Venus-fly-kitty” action going on here! *SNAP!*

43 Theresa 08.30.08 at 7:13 pm

BTW, is that kitten in a BOX? With UNDIES?

44 sarah 08.30.08 at 7:43 pm

Theresa – haha no it’s a t-shirt. :D

45 metsakins 08.30.08 at 8:04 pm

Marmie belleh!

*ded*

46 Sarqah 08.30.08 at 10:26 pm

AHH SO TUBBIES I MUST HAVE!

47 Totalee Puppy 08.31.08 at 2:26 am

Plush bunny disapproves!

48 Hamster & Rye 08.31.08 at 2:29 am

The moving finger pokes,
and, having poked,
moves on.

49 Dogbreath 08.31.08 at 2:47 am

lol @ Hamster & Rye

50 Subhangi 08.31.08 at 9:37 am

Oh look, MARMIE BELLEH!

[beep beep]

[beeps computer monitor instead]

Dangit.

Fine, I’ll just beep my own belleh! Hmph!

[beep beep]

51 jen 08.31.08 at 2:29 pm

*poink*!

what an adorable kitty. i want to neeble on the tummiekins. nohm nohm.

52 SophieMama 09.01.08 at 1:20 pm

Or was this little kitteh on a dessert tray and this is a pic of the moment when the lady picked out some tasty puddin’ for dessert?

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