I Give It Six Months, Tops

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on August 3, 2008

Her: ("I just wish I could be sure this is the right thing to do.  I’m 99 percent sure, well just about 99 percent almost.  I mean, he’s the right man and all, but is this the right time?  Sure, all of my girlfriends are married already, and maybe I’ve been feeling a little pressure, but it’s not as if the clock is running down or anything.  There were so many things I was going to do first:  Backpack across Australia, finish my degree in Tantric yoga rebirthing therapy…  I mean, I tell myself I can still do all of those things, but, marriage is such a big commitment and everything, I just don’t know.")

Him: ("Please, God, don’t let the bachelor party videos end up on YouTube.")

Mawwage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wiffin a dweam...

Photo by Kat Humble, Pawprints Photography, for Pawz for Thought, an animal rescue charity in England.

{ 28 comments }

1 Rosakala 08.03.08 at 12:23 am

Lulz. Your writing always gives me the lols.

2 TammyTammy 08.03.08 at 12:32 am

lol Yes.. great writing!

3 BrianMPLS 08.03.08 at 12:32 am

So cute!
def. on right site. :)

4 Totalee Puppy 08.03.08 at 12:44 am

When the nuptial ceremony
becomes a puptial ceremony, there’s something very sweet and
special about that…
Congratulations and bless you both!

5 lurkertype 08.03.08 at 12:53 am

another case where the writing TEWTELLY makes it.

hovertext awesome too.

6 AuntieMame 08.03.08 at 1:11 am

*snork*

I’m sure this is what goes through every bride’s and groom’s brain on their wedding day!

7 NickIQ 08.03.08 at 1:28 am

Hey, that’s 3.5 dog years.

8 Boomer's Babysitter 08.03.08 at 1:37 am

LOL @ NicklQ!!! That’s funny!

The bride is so tiny… is she old enough?!

9 Totalee Puppy 08.03.08 at 1:38 am

I am loving this wedding
picture, but I must admit that the groom looks like
he’s hoping for a last-minute reprieve from the
governor…

10 Margaret 08.03.08 at 2:02 am

Mazel tov!

Going by the expressions I’d say this is his second marriage, her first.

11 lux 08.03.08 at 2:46 am

Princess Bride reference FTW

12 Michelle 08.03.08 at 3:02 am

I love how she’s peeking out from behind her veil.

13 Doubting Foo 08.03.08 at 3:30 am

He looks like Mark Twain!

14 chanpon 08.03.08 at 4:19 am

Bride’s beard looks fuller than the groom’s. *sigh*

15 DaytimeDeb 08.03.08 at 4:29 am

I just wish the inlaws would stop asking when they are going to hear the pitter-patter pitter-patter pitter-patter pitter-patter of little feet! They are driving me crazy.

16 nads 08.03.08 at 4:48 am

More Princess Bride hovertext!! Awesome! What’s with the amazing hovertext today??! Not that i’m complaining…

17 Megnolia 08.03.08 at 5:08 am

Best. Hovertext. Ev-har.

18 Hon Glad 08.03.08 at 5:40 am

Nom Tom:Another triumph.

I reckon this ma-widge will run the course. After all they’re matchinks. You know, like those annoying couples who drive a sports car,while wearing matchink bobble hats and share a dessert in a restaraunt, while finishing each others sentences!

19 berthaservant 08.03.08 at 6:36 am

Tewtally matchingks!

You know what’s funny? They had a human being as the ring-bearer.

20 Lizzy 08.03.08 at 6:46 am

Mawwiage, it’s what bwings us togevar todai.

Thank NTMTOM, I have just found the PERFECT card to give my bro and future-sister-in-law at their wedding next month!

21 Patty P 08.03.08 at 8:29 am

Babysitter, she just looks much smaller because she’s placed so much further back in the picture. She may indeed be smaller, but the positioning makes her look more so.

22 Shaz 08.03.08 at 8:42 am

Heehee…Princess Bride hovertext. Awesome.

23 dorion 08.03.08 at 9:28 am

hihi. so cute ^^

24 Totalee Puppy 08.03.08 at 1:37 pm

Aw, BERTHASERVANT, I was
BUYING that…then I went back to the photo and couldn’t find a ring- bearer…How about a tags-
bearer? Toss me the little
pillow, I’m ready to go…
Oh, wait..
Totalee Puppy

25 Lurker 08.03.08 at 3:43 pm

Marge Simpson: I just realized we never had a wedding for the dog and the cat! They’ve been living in sin!

26 A Noun 08.04.08 at 3:01 pm

At least they’re both bichons. The wedding between the mouse and the elephant didn’t go as well.

27 meadowgirl 08.04.08 at 3:57 pm

<3 it! hee!

28 plaid-shirt pyrate 08.04.08 at 4:50 pm

Oh gods I miss Peter Cook.

Guess I’ll just have to cherish Alan Rickman and Hugh Laurie that much more while they’re still here.

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