Honey? you got any black hair dye?

by Meg on August 8, 2008

‘Cause I’m making a video about a "Panda Dog" [does air quotes] and I need some.

Honey? What—what’s that look for?

Um, Nice try, Brinke G. but no cigarillo.

{ 62 comments }

1 chibawafu 08.08.08 at 5:13 am

oh god it has eyebrows!

i love dog with eyebrows…so cute

2 oaklandcat 08.08.08 at 5:14 am

What’s with the pron soundtrack?

3 victoreia 08.08.08 at 5:39 am

Lemme guess…his name is “Bandit”, right?

4 Liz 08.08.08 at 5:47 am

That’s sweet. He seems terribly confident in his panda colors.

5 Annie J 08.08.08 at 5:57 am

Haha that’s so awesome and cute!

6 Felicityanne 08.08.08 at 5:58 am

…but what did he use to dye it???

7 Hon Glad 08.08.08 at 6:01 am

He seems a happy little bug.
De die don’t appear to be doing any harm, he even has a panderish gait,

8 Melsa 08.08.08 at 6:04 am

WANT!

9 Too Late 08.08.08 at 6:04 am

OMG! How much longer to Halloween?!!!

10 Decca 08.08.08 at 6:10 am

He’s not a real panda unless he has a name like Ling Ling or Ping Ping.

11 Michelle 08.08.08 at 6:35 am

:D panderpup! <3

Old but awesome footage!

12 Blanche 08.08.08 at 7:29 am

A pandog! I’ll take one with some mustard…

13 Jonathan 08.08.08 at 10:34 am

Here’s a news story about “Columbo”…

http://english.cri.cn/974/2005/12/02/63@34001_2.htm

Highlight: “Columbo was adopted by a pet store owner who happened to also be a beautician.”

14 Flibble 08.08.08 at 10:41 am

You’re posting this in “Bears”? LOL

15 Kris 08.08.08 at 11:32 am

Words fail me.

16 Hope 08.08.08 at 12:31 pm

I want to know.. what danger is there in dying the dogs fur? We are told that Hair Dye for humans is toxic and we’re a much bigger animal.
Also… what kind of place was that in China? So many dogs. I hope it was a good place. I heard they eat dogs there. I hope this is not the case! They are just too sweet and trusting to eat. It would be like eating children. WRONG!

17 greenighs 08.08.08 at 12:41 pm

What’s with the pornojazz soundtrack?

18 sk 08.08.08 at 12:48 pm

super cute.

19 Yael 08.08.08 at 12:49 pm

Oy vey, this dog is confused!

20 greenighs 08.08.08 at 12:51 pm

oaklandcat, twisted minds think alike! :D

21 wagthedogma 08.08.08 at 1:29 pm

@Hope: Then you might want to skip the “Night of the Humans” post.

22 Lizardbeth 08.08.08 at 1:54 pm

I kinda wanna get black hair dye and do this to my mom’s bichon…. >_> <_ <

23 Mel2 08.08.08 at 2:31 pm

Love the Shaft-era “wokka-chika wokka-chika” music.

24 claudia 08.08.08 at 2:33 pm

Oh boyy LOL @ soundtrack…

And the sensitivities came out early on on this one.. whoa lol!

25 Amy 08.08.08 at 2:55 pm

There are hair dyes that are 100% safe to use on pets. Manic Panic is a vegan dye and that’s what most people use when they color their pets (or food coloring, which is also safe). I worked for a pet grooming company and we got requests from owners all the time, and knew how to safely dye the pet.

26 beccy 08.08.08 at 2:57 pm

@Hope, He probably used something like this:

http://www.petesthe.com/index.html

Yay for rescutes!

27 Juliene 08.08.08 at 2:58 pm

I actually really liked the music – anyone have any idea what it is? as for the hair dye, maybe it’s Aveda. they make haircolor that’s not bad for anyone. just a thought.

28 Julie L 08.08.08 at 3:31 pm

What a happy tail!
Very happy puppy… :) :)

29 Elaine 08.08.08 at 3:46 pm

@Hope: They don’t eat PET dogs in China, only dogs that have been raised for food, much like livestock. And it’s considered a delicacy, not a daily meal. Saying that they shouldn’t be eaten because they are “sweet and trusting” is a bit silly – cows are also sweet and trusting and we eat them by the herdful. Yummm, cow.

30 Julie 08.08.08 at 3:54 pm

If you like panda dog, you’ll LOVE this — talk about a soundtrack! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi-G59Z44PI

So addictive, I have to revisit it every few months because it cracks me up and it’s so catchy. This girl is hilarious.

31 Kiragirl 08.08.08 at 4:22 pm

It’s a Pandog.

32 scooterpants 08.08.08 at 4:48 pm

rabbit is also very tasty and is eaten widely around the world. and , hold onto yourself now… In Peru- they eat !!!!!GUINEA PIGS!!!!!
and you are right Elaine, they dont eat Pet dogs in China, but to an american, any form of eating dog would be repulsive i guess. i understand from a news report that their government has requested that all dog be removed from menus for the duration of the olympics, so as not to offend visitors.
this being pandog, it is also an endangered species , and there is no threat of ‘woking’. (i’m going to h*ll for that)

33 Thren 08.08.08 at 4:57 pm

I’m a bit confused – where is it ever said as fact that the dog is dyed and doesn’t just have cute natural coloring?

34 Ellen 08.08.08 at 4:58 pm

Dark hair dyes are primarily a problem for the hair dresser not the client. The level of exposure to the client is pretty low, but the hair dressers dye many clients and have a much higher level of exposure. Don’t worry about the pup (although dyeing fur so close to the eyes made me uncomfortable), worry about the colorist.

35 Bashai 08.08.08 at 5:01 pm

Wow. No leash law? My puppy would be so happay! Do I have to paint him like a panda too?

36 Yitzysmommie 08.08.08 at 5:19 pm

ACK! Adorabuhls puppy Pandog.
I like the moosic, and having never visited a pr0n site, would not know that that’s what they sound like. Guess I always tought pr0n sounded more like “OOOH yeah,baby, don’t stop, harder,deeper, more, DOOOON”T STTOOOOOPPPPPP….”, yaknowwhatImean?

37 Paunchie 08.08.08 at 5:40 pm

Please tell me they didn’t put dye right there around his eyes like that! (kicks ground and Nuffs)

38 poordoggie 08.08.08 at 5:54 pm

this should be tagged “cute or sad?” for it is indeed sad. poor nice white dog w/idiot owner

39 warrior rabbit 08.08.08 at 6:13 pm

poordoggie, doggie is happy and playing and frisking and frolicking away. He has a human who loves him, and a buddy, too. Nothing sad about it.

40 Kiragirl 08.08.08 at 6:15 pm

love it. I’ll take the adorable leetle shelty! And, check this, the first moment the vid starts, the guy looks like he has on a huge fuzzy wig (tree in background)!!!

41 katiedid 08.08.08 at 6:21 pm

This is like how reese cups where invented… you got dog in my hair dye.. you got hair dye on my dog… Thus the panda dog was born

42 happypiano 08.08.08 at 6:33 pm

Hope, you are one of those people I like to call ignorant beyond “hope.” -.-

43 Sarah 08.08.08 at 7:23 pm

While I’m sure there are dyes that are safe to use on dogs, and while this pup looked perfectly happy, I do think it’s a little sad that the owner couldn’t be happy with his puppeh being the colour he was…

44 Dobermama 08.08.08 at 7:37 pm

Nuffers make me so tired. The little dog is happy and somebody is taking care of him. He doesn’t know he’s supposed to be “offended” that his hair is dyed. I wish every little doggie in the world had problems like his!

45 Patty P 08.08.08 at 7:49 pm

WEell,

That beats the lime green bulldog I saw here in my home town! I’m assuming they used Jello. Yes, I’ve heard it works for temporary dye for human hair.

46 site 08.08.08 at 9:13 pm

I liked the other dog too. It looked like a sweet senior pup & I wanted to pet it.

47 lurkingsmirk 08.08.08 at 9:29 pm

oOoOo and whenever I see an unleashed dog faithfully following his owner I am muy impressed. I bet he is a spoiled one.

48 Jmoczy 08.08.08 at 10:04 pm

Showed this to the BF and he came up with Shaft-esque lyrics on the spot for the pandacular pup. May he rock double species forever!

49 Andrea 08.09.08 at 3:16 am

Okay, that is hilarious and adorable, lol

50 Debes 08.09.08 at 3:47 am

A panpig is usually, obviously, the next step :)

51 Debes 08.09.08 at 3:48 am

Oops! Typo, I meant ‘clearly’ not ‘usually’! I was up watching the Beijing Olympics last night :)

52 chanpon 08.09.08 at 4:03 am

Ok, I get the panda-dog. Panda’s are freakin’ cute; who doesn’t want one? But what is up with the Kim-Jong Il hairdo? *perplexed*

53 Barbarella 08.09.08 at 9:12 am

Hahah! That is so cute. It better be safe dye for the dog though! And the guy looks like Jackie Chan, LOL. ;)

54 Zaferina 08.09.08 at 1:03 pm

Im sure this video was on the news a year or so ago. The dog had been given up by his owners as he had a problem with discoloration of the fur around his eyes. It made him look really ill all the time. The person in this video took the dog in and had a brain wave with the fur dye! Now he be a Danda / Donda / Dogda / Pog / Pogda / Pandog. Soooooo cute and happy!

55 LisaL 08.09.08 at 5:06 pm

The first little segment is really old footage. I remember reading about this dog a while ago. They dyed its fur in hopes that it would be more appealing and would get adopted quicker.
Very cute puppy.

56 V 08.09.08 at 9:01 pm

It’s SUPERDUPER CUTE!!! XD
ARRGH!!!
… but…
there is still a part of me that cries out: “ABOMINATION!!!!!!”

::confused::

57 pitkat 08.09.08 at 10:32 pm

Only in Japan.

58 Patito Gigante 08.10.08 at 12:47 am

I am drinking to that, pitkat.
[Cue clip of Masi Oka in bellhop uniform saying "We are not Chinese. We are Japanese.]

59 pounce 08.10.08 at 2:18 am

You guys should see the dogs here in Korea. I saw a white Shi-Tzu only the other day with brilliant royal blue ears, feet, and tail. And another one a couple of weeks ago with bright red/orange/yellow ears that looked like flames as he hung his head out the car window in the wind.

The dogs don’t care. They don’t even know what’s going on. It’s WE who think they look ridiculous (but secretly applaud the cuteness)!

60 Snorga 08.10.08 at 6:10 am

Awwwwww……Pandadog is so adorable! I want!

61 Joy 08.10.08 at 10:53 pm

Must… Hug… PANDOG!

62 Totalee Puppy 08.11.08 at 3:17 am

Cutest Pandog! Pick up some
doggie beef stew with diced carrots and fine-chopped bamboo shoots…put in stoneware dish on T.V. tray…watch
T.V. with dog…

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