Betcha Can’t Eat EVEN One!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on August 25, 2008

Here’s how our good friends, the Japanese, manage to stay fit and trim so that they can continue to hand our Cheetos-enhanced behinds to us in the cuteness department: Food so adorable you don’t want to eat it.  Go ahead — you order a plate of this stuff and see if you aren’t still staring at it three hours later.

Ah, this takes me back to the first time *I* woke up in a Dumpster.

Hey baby, how YOU doin'?Mister Ranger won't like it if you eat me, Yogi...

Top: Princess Leia?Bottom: Donald Trump?

Cow-men Moo-randa! (forgive me)Aye yam zee peenk poo-dell of zee loff, non?

Omygawd, this is, like, the most awesomest sleepover EVER and stuff!

It's Bullseye, the Wonder Snack!PTHHPTHTHHPHTTHHTT!

I think we've located the trouble with your guitar, sir...GRR! I'm a scary tiger! You're MY lunch! GRRRR!

NOTE: Does not contain actual crab.NOTE: Does not contain actual boy.

Mmmmmm ... crunchy frog!Hello Tasty!

Sweeeeeet Aaaaa-dooooo-liiiiinnnee...

Bon appétit, Paulina J.

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1 David 08.25.08 at 12:47 pm

Now I know where they get the expression “so cute you want to eat it”.

/bleen

2 snoopysnake 08.25.08 at 12:56 pm

The ears on those Hello Kitty pastries sure look kronschable.

3 Em 08.25.08 at 1:06 pm

Man, I want kids JUST so I can make these for them.

4 Piggy Mama 08.25.08 at 1:08 pm

A whole new meaning of “Playing with your food”!

5 Theo 08.25.08 at 1:10 pm

so

very

*WRONG*

(that said, best hovertexts ever)

6 chanpon 08.25.08 at 1:12 pm

I forgot how much I love that site. Japanese mom’s rule for making the cutest and most creative bentos in the world (and they look pretty darn tasty too).

7 ophelia 08.25.08 at 1:15 pm

I think I still have my recipe book that shows how to make stuff like this… natsukashii!! T_T

8 Brandy 08.25.08 at 1:17 pm

Such cute bento lunches! ^-^

And yep, I’d be staring for a bit, but then my tummy’d rumble and I’d have to dive in.

9 kmira 08.25.08 at 1:20 pm

Totally, insanely, genius. I wouldn’t eat it anyway – I can’t stand Japanese food.

10 kerrymc 08.25.08 at 1:30 pm

I would love to know the inspiration behind the (clearly strife-filled) hot-dog octopus wedding. Looks doomed for divorce despite the soulful afroed wedding singer…?

11 Marianne 08.25.08 at 1:45 pm

this is madness!

12 Erebella 08.25.08 at 1:47 pm

That’s so cool! I love it that some of the bowls actually have ears. And Mike, “Hello Tasty” – BWAAAAAAAA!

13 mejezabel 08.25.08 at 1:50 pm

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccckkkk

14 Babs 08.25.08 at 1:51 pm

Actually, it’s so cute I DO want to eat it.

NOM.

15 bryn 08.25.08 at 1:56 pm

That’s it. I’m moving to Japan next time I need to diet.

16 Sheilagh 08.25.08 at 2:05 pm

Obviously, Meg has taught us to nom the ears, first. If not the paws….

NOM!

17 yankeebird 08.25.08 at 2:06 pm

LOL – I found a bento-themed shirt I wanted to post the other day but didn’t want to hijack the threads for something so off-topic. I figure this is as good as it’s gonna get.

http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=21327

(If any of you are shirt.wooters, go vote!)

18 Wbirdie 08.25.08 at 2:06 pm

GAH!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Viewing things like this while eating makes a banana seem totally inferior in comparison.

It also makes me want to spend time learning how to make it for myself;).

19 (the original) Mel 08.25.08 at 2:07 pm

American Cutologists have not yet reached this level. We may never, but we must strive.

20 (the original) Mel 08.25.08 at 2:08 pm

Oh and crunchy frog may not have been popular, but it is one of my favorites.

21 aloria 08.25.08 at 2:09 pm

I would still perform soft cronches. That stuff gonna get in my mouf one way or another.

22 Katrina 08.25.08 at 2:11 pm

I don’t know if this would catch on in the US- I put notes in my kids’ lunches, but I don’t think I’d have gone this far…

23 metsakins 08.25.08 at 2:18 pm

crunchy frog? what about lime creme?

24 CoffeeCup 08.25.08 at 2:22 pm

too…many…eyes…

I guess I’m the only one who thinks it’s cute, but kind of creepy, and definitely not something that would catch on here.

These aren’t kids’ lunches, people. The blurb at the top specifically says they’re ordered, so you’d get these bento boxes at a restaurant. I think there are some parents who would do that for their kids, but if Japanese kids are anything like how I was when I was a kid, it’d all get smooshed to one side by lunch time from my lunchbox being repeatedly rolled and spun.

25 momof2kitties 08.25.08 at 2:37 pm

My kids could never eat those anyway, because the food is…touching! Oh, the HORROR! It’s contaminated!

For me, it’s cute but a tad bit creepy. I’d have a hard time making that first cut. Where to start? It’s a little Hannibal Lecter.

26 Wombats 08.25.08 at 2:41 pm

The only one I could eat without crying is Mr. Froggie Lettuce Head guy.

27 Jezebel 08.25.08 at 2:48 pm

Ok, to start I’ll have the Behbehs Ina Blanket. For my entree I’ll have the Cow Combo. Oh, and for desert the Octopus Family. Thanks.

28 taj 08.25.08 at 2:48 pm

I love that there’s an actual gadget in existence whose sole purpose is to make those hot dog octopuses!

http://www.octodog.net/

29 Catsquatch 08.25.08 at 2:57 pm

omg….
Its cute food….

30 slittle 08.25.08 at 3:00 pm

Hello Kitty hot pocket? *shakes head* Genius.

31 Michelle 08.25.08 at 3:03 pm

Cutest…

Food…

EVAH!

32 Jenn in IL 08.25.08 at 3:04 pm

The Hello Kitty snack things are super delicious. If they’re the ones I’m thinking of, they’re filled with yummy chocolate and the outside is a sweet sugar cone like substance. Mmmm!

But the other stuff is TOO cute to eat. How could ANYONE eat that first one???

33 Kar 08.25.08 at 3:23 pm

Oh dear heavens, that’s Mr. One-Inch! Complete with his rice bowl boat and chopstick punting stick.

Dang those Japanese! *shakes fist* They even make carbs cute.

34 Katrina 08.25.08 at 3:38 pm

CoffeeCup- My mistake, and I don’t read Japanese, but I don’t see where it say ordered from a restaurant. I do know a Japanese Mommy now in the US who does make these for her children’s lunches on special occasions. Now, can you imagine some fine young go-go Japanese businesman sitting down to any of these in a resturant, clients in tow? Delightful concept, eh, what?

35 soapgirl 08.25.08 at 3:39 pm

Way too cute! Kinda perplexed what some of the ingredients are though on some of them.

36 Katrina 08.25.08 at 3:41 pm

So, what do we have, Power Rangers cake molds and some snazzy Jello molds, so little competition there….

37 Annie 08.25.08 at 3:50 pm

Who says American mom’s don’t make this stuff… Remembers fondly the teddy bear and Animal shaped pancakes, fruit plate animals .. Pizza ala faces… shall I go on. They were fun and cute and it was done frequently.

One of my Christmas cookie specialties is truffle filled mouse cookies and you would be surprised how many adults make over them…. and the bonus is that they are delicious.

38 jules 08.25.08 at 3:56 pm

Hello Kitty calzones?! *faints*

Those toast faces are adorable! And the cow. I love the cow.

39 Balamuthia 08.25.08 at 4:04 pm

To CoffeeCup:

The tradition of Obento is certainly used in Japanese school lunches- in fact parents pride themselves on just how over-the-top-cute they can make their kids lunch. The goal is to elicit a smile when the box is opened.

That’s not to say that adults don’t equally enjoy them, they do.

40 Balamuthia 08.25.08 at 4:05 pm

SQUEEEE!

The hotdog people are just. Too. Much!!

41 tank 08.25.08 at 4:11 pm

I don’t really like my food to have eyes especially big googly ones.

42 Kar 08.25.08 at 4:16 pm

I don’t get it. Why are the other hot dog people mad at the bridge. Because she gets to wear the designer outfit?

43 mullet 08.25.08 at 4:20 pm

OMG, are those hotdogs!!1!

44 Kar 08.25.08 at 4:21 pm

Uh, briDe.

45 Fegli 08.25.08 at 4:56 pm

LOVE the crab with the sushi rolls for eyes. Not just cute, but damn creative. Awesome!

46 okaasan59 08.25.08 at 4:59 pm

Do Japanese kids really expect their moms to make lunches this elaborate? And do many of the moms actually do it??? If my kids had expected something like this rather than a hastily-slapped together PB&J they would have gone hungry.

47 bunnybonnet 08.25.08 at 5:03 pm

I LOVE the crab with the shrimp “legs”, and the pancake/bread/donut faces – just adorable. The Japanese are truly the masters of Cute.

48 berthaservant 08.25.08 at 5:15 pm

Ummm…..my dad used to write funny notes as absence excuses for my sick days….and sometimes my mom would cut the pb&j into the shape of the letter J….

….my parents, needless to say, are not Japanese.

49 Juniper Jupiter 08.25.08 at 5:18 pm

Nope…can NOT eat tha riceball kitteh, even tho she’s got her adorabobble belleh exposed and she’s smiling up as if to say, “I just DARE you to pour soy sauce on meh!!!”

The others….I might be able to.

50 vespabelle 08.25.08 at 5:27 pm

someone (a school teacher in Japan?) needs to make a photoblog of bento boxes after they’ve been subjected to “the backpack treatment.”

51 krc 08.25.08 at 5:28 pm

Ohhh the irony is too much!

1) Once living bodies but now dead, arranged to represent happy, cute bodies.

2) Society’s two tiers of animal status: Those beings legally enslaved and exploited through the financial support of people who want to eat them (the little guys dead inside the bento box) … versus … those beings society affords fuller rights to – like dogs and cats (the cute guys built out of the dead guys).

3) People whose two tiers of status are so far apart they’d have no problem consuming the bodies of some animals yet would have a hard time cutting into food /shaped/ like an animal.

52 Theo 08.25.08 at 5:37 pm

It’s an odd nuff, but not bad, as these things go.

53 Ann C. 08.25.08 at 5:42 pm

Oh man these bring back memories of my lunches my mom made while I was in grade school ( my mom is Japanese and folks, this was years ago).

54 Balamuthia 08.25.08 at 5:47 pm

Yes, it’s me again…

The little toasts! So awesome!

How can I make toasts like that??

55 carmen 08.25.08 at 5:51 pm

somehow this scares me….

56 Kar 08.25.08 at 5:57 pm

Ok, apparently I’m the only one who got Oriental Fairy Tales books as a kid.

Ricki-Ticki-Tempo anyone?

57 mary 08.25.08 at 6:32 pm

http://www.octodog.net/

someone’s already got the octopus/hotdog market in the bag.

58 Wbirdie 08.25.08 at 6:43 pm

I had/(havne in storage somewhere?!) a book of japanese fairy tales. But it is full of stories about the-tongue cut sparrow, a female ogre after her severed arm, a monkey who has a quarrel with a crab, and Uroshima Taro.

Rather uncute, but full of just desserts!

One of my favorite books of all time,too.

(Did I just writer that?! Gads! XD)

59 raymi 08.25.08 at 7:05 pm

OMFG STOP

60 Kristin C 08.25.08 at 7:43 pm

I was beginning to wonder when C.O. was doing a Bento post. ^^

61 Noelegy 08.25.08 at 8:08 pm

Hey, I always had a hard time eating the chocolate bunny in my Easter basket. I’d be helpless staring at this.

62 eikoleigh 08.25.08 at 8:24 pm

Way too cute to eat. I’d feel so guilty!

63 taj 08.25.08 at 8:42 pm

Noelegy,

Then this will break your heart!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCrGnd3ljqA

64 Not That Mike The Other Mike 08.25.08 at 8:49 pm

@taj: I remember that scene from the ending of “Raiders of the Lost Chocolate Ark.” :-)

65 Andi 08.25.08 at 9:33 pm

are you FREAKING KIDDING MEEEE???

FAH CRYIN OUT LOUD that’s the cutest food in the ho’ wy whirl!!

66 Katrina 08.25.08 at 10:07 pm

Ya got us six ways from Sunday, krc, but ya know, I think you may be overthinking it just a tad….

67 Kjeri 08.25.08 at 10:36 pm

Okay, does anyone understand what is going on at the hotdog octopus wedding?!? Why do the baby (?) and the groom (?) have bandages on their heads? Why are they mad at the bride? What’s up with the wedding singer?!? Please help! Even if you don’t know, if someone made up a story to go with this scene, it would make me okay.

68 chanpon 08.25.08 at 10:57 pm

@coffeecup – No, these ARE kids’ lunches. There are a number of these sites, including this one, that actually teach mom how to make these bentos and also to showcase their creativity. I’ve visited a few of them before this CO posting. Not sure where the reference to this being a restaurant order is from. The Japanese on the middle pick just reads the equivalent of “Happy New Year” (so clearly a New Year’s special lunch box).

69 Patito Gigante 08.25.08 at 11:10 pm

[sweatily approaches your table]
Um.. N’cha! you guys?
[sets down jar of caterpillars, frowns into Garfield thermos, adjusts spectacles]
Wanna trade the tonkatsu from your tanuki’s ear for my pillowy mound of mashed potatoes?
[tilts thermos so you can see]
They kinda look like kodama, huh?

70 Lizzy 08.25.08 at 11:41 pm

@taj – In my recurring nightmares, I am that bunny.

I would nom the ears, but beyond that, I would be helpless to eat any of these adorabibble munch’ems. I’m already a vegetarian who has issues eating animal crackers!

71 Noelegy 08.25.08 at 11:42 pm

Taj, that was…weird! Points for style for the haunting “la, la” music, and the odd monochromatic backgrounds.

What was disturbing was how many “related” videos there were. It’s that popular to film a melting chocolate bunny?!

72 jmuhj 08.26.08 at 1:10 am

*Well DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!*

73 Raemie L. 08.26.08 at 2:16 am

Yay, cute and elaborate bentos are definitely C.O. post-worthy. LOL’ed at the rollover text, esp. the awkward puns.

Damn. My advertisement-conditioned mind has the urge to run to the nearest Japanese grocery market.

74 Gail (the first one) 08.26.08 at 2:23 am

I dunno, but from the expressions I think the last one is portraying a shotgun wedding!!

They are so cute!!!!!

75 DixiesMom 08.26.08 at 2:28 am

Gonna have sweaty-hot, melty, chocolately, eye-splooshing bunnymares tonight…. :(

76 Yitzysmommie 08.26.08 at 3:24 am

I’m afraid, I’m very afraid of what is the pink stuff that makes the paw pads & ears & tongue…..
I couldn’t eat these, they are indeed way too Qte.

77 ashagato 08.26.08 at 3:29 am

yes theo, i agree! best hovertext ever!!!!

i’m cryin’ over heah!

78 MaggieMarvel 08.26.08 at 3:53 am

I’m going to try the CuteDiet now. I have an overeating problem and I’m sure that I wouldn’t WANT to eat so much if I were so busy squeeing over how cute the food is. XP

79 E 08.26.08 at 3:54 am

I don’t know — I don’t think the Japanese have us so beat. My mom and dad used to make adorable pancakes for me, and toast. And my brother was one of those guys who could create all sorts of animals out of vegetables. So there.

80 Paulina 08.26.08 at 3:57 am

Yay for the sushi!

81 meadowgirl 08.26.08 at 5:25 am

this is totally how to get kids to eat their veg-e-tuh-buhls fo’ sho’!

Japan is rockin’ awesome. they sell the cutest little bento lunchboxes at the 100 Yen [think MOST AWESOME DOLLAR STORE EVARRRR] so you can practice making your own. :)

love it!

82 Saint Pomme 08.26.08 at 6:12 am

I’m suddenly hungry. I want to go to my local sushi place and show them these pictures, asking if they can make multiples for me. *L*

83 Errata 08.26.08 at 7:15 am

Yitzysmommie, I think the pink ears/paw pads may be Kamaboko, which is a yummy fish loaf.

84 Barbarella von Fluffenstein 08.26.08 at 8:06 am

I really need to go to Japan.

One thought, how do the Japanese not EXPLODE from cute what with all the stuff they are producing? Maybe they are born with a cute-anti-body in their system that can successfully fight off any cute infections? ;)

85 cheerfulmadness 08.26.08 at 8:47 am

They all look delicious! :)

86 kemah 08.26.08 at 9:07 am

eehhnn!!! would love to try and make these. though i would know my efforts would end up in food poisoning somehow

87 grtfldvr 08.26.08 at 9:58 am

Holy Crap! I love reading those chopstick papers with their mangled English translations, but this is even better, “(The mark of the straw with the doll to have made with marshmallow.)” Just wonderful.

http://www.e-obento.com/main-Frame-set.htm

88 Subhangi 08.26.08 at 10:37 am

Barbarella von F – It’s true; the Japanese are immune to teh cute.

I would eat these, but only if they’re vegetarian (though I wouldn’t worry too much about that – the Japanese do love their veggies!)

89 Totalee Puppy 08.26.08 at 11:12 am

LIZZY–Love those issues eating animal
crackers!
My family had to tell me that eating a chocolate bunny is the only way he can go to heaven and become a REAL BUNNY…I also have trouble eating PEEPS little chicks and other cuties…

90 Totalee Puppy 08.26.08 at 11:28 am

OOO-KAAAY, something else to feel guilty about…cause I know I would never do this…No Obento, no way! Not T.Puppy–I have no initiative, no talent, little money…LOVE these cute foods, tho…my favorites are Mr.Frog, the crab, the black-and-white puppy, the cow…Think of the market in Japan for OTUPPERWARE–Just to store all these ingredients in the fridge…

91 Hon Glad 08.26.08 at 2:30 pm

Looks like fun tastes like shit.

92 leslie 08.26.08 at 4:12 pm

I most enjoyed the TopCat, the Frog & the Cow. Just communicated with my mother to be sure she saw these. We were Navy & stationed in Japan shortly after WWII (while it was in post-Hiroshima disaster mode) so saw a lot of long-term Japanese cultural developments & then their shifting back into a successful postwar nation.
Her assessment of these examples is that they represent “typical” quality level. Meaning — your original caption is correct: the Japanese hand us(was this the phrasing you used?) our American Cheetos-encrusted behinds in terms of product appeal.

93 leslie 08.26.08 at 4:13 pm

oops — sorry — my computer terminal said that the session had expired. Editors: help & delete the second one, please? So sorry — Leslie

94 Andrew 08.26.08 at 9:13 pm

OMG, time to cronshe away! :o

95 elitza 08.26.08 at 11:13 pm

Is anyone else thinking about Fruity Oaty Bars (makes a man out of a mouse) when looking at these?

(sorry, that’s a completely random and tricky reference to Serenity. it’s a weird commercial playing in the background of one of the scenes and I SWEAR the hotdog octopi pop out of someone’s shirt.)

96 erikkaarone 08.27.08 at 12:58 am

inspired. i will be testing out presentation to see how much happiness it generates in our home.

awesome.

97 Kazae Kazami 08.27.08 at 5:01 am

If you liked these, check out cookingcute.com – non-professional bento done by a mom with a taste for the adorable.

98 jen 08.28.08 at 2:15 am

I am new to making bentos and have been searching for sites. My favorite site so far is http://www.cookingformonkeys.com, I found her pics on flickr.

99 sam 08.28.08 at 4:15 pm

These bento (not obento. sheesh. why so formal?) are absolutely not the norm. I only once or twice in four years in Japan saw a parent put so much effort into their child’s lunch and it was on a day that other parents would see it (sports day).

Also, we may have “cheeto-encrusted butts”, but these calorie bombs are not the reason that Japanese are skinny. The children play sports for a manditory 2-3 hours after school and eating disorders amongst 18-30 year olds is estimated at 50% of the population in that age group. In spite of that, I had more than one 150 lb. 4th grader.

I mean, these lunches are cute, but get over it with the Japanese. They’re just people just like us.

100 sylvia 08.29.08 at 2:00 am

I’ve got it give it to the chef,this dishes are off the hook!!!!congrats……

101 RK 09.02.08 at 3:55 am

I’m really curious as to what the white rice-kitty’s legs and tail are made of — looks like egg white, but it can’t be. Tofu, maybe?

RK in Denver

102 RK 09.02.08 at 3:56 am

I’m really curious as to what the white rice-kitty’s legs and tail are made of — looks like egg white, but it can’t be. Tofu, maybe?

RK in Denver

103 chokilala 10.02.08 at 4:47 am

so cute! can i post them in my blog? i’ll credit u, thanks :)

104 katie 11.17.08 at 12:24 am

those are so cute but a master piece like that should not be eaten but adored

105 mckie 12.01.08 at 1:18 am

OMG that is sooooo cute

I had a nightmere 1 night about homer simpson eating them!!

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