"Hello, I’m Bryan H., and I’m a puppyhuffer." (crowd: "Hi, Bryan…")
"It all started innocently enough. I was at a party, and someone was passing around a … a puppy. And I’m thinking, just one puppy, what harm could it do? Well, now I’ve got a five-puppy-a-day habit, man! I just can’t stop huffing them puppies!"
We’re here for ya, Bryan and Celia H.