I’m pretty sure there’s a chicken in there somewhere

Fluff: 97.4%

Beak: .6%

Margin of error: + or – 3%

Bokee

According to Sender-Inner Chandra M., this Beak ‘n’ Fluff was exhibited at a local summer exhibition in British Columbia.

 

48 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Wombats says:

    OMG! DED from the flufytude!

  2. Katrina says:

    I love fancy chickens! Thank you!

  3. Q says:

    It’s the abominable fluff man!

  4. Jenn says:

    What is the other 2%?

  5. cheryl says:

    ooh, that reminds me. i really need to dust. cute.

  6. Hehe, he looks like a feather duster.

    I don’t want to nuff here, but wouldn’t it be problem keeping that fluff clean, or is he just groomed regularly like a long-haired kitteh?

  7. Brak_Silverbone says:

    Fluffy McFluffersons!

  8. chanpon says:

    Call a press conference! It’s the abominable snow chick!!

  9. doxnsox says:

    Holy powder puff Batman!!!

    I wonder if he has wee beady little eyes!

  10. dub1 says:

    If the other 3% ain’t yeti, it’s . . .
    Godzirra!
    Run!
    Aieeeeee!!

  11. Erebella says:

    It’s a UBO! Unidentified beaked object. Surely it has a foot on one of those balls of electricity things, causing its feathers to stand on end. Either that or it’s really just a floofy Great Pyrenees that’s not quite finished eating a chicken.

  12. Alex Foster says:

    A friend of mine used to have some of those and she said they had no clue that they were floofy, prissy chickens and loved to run and play in the rain and mud.

    The picture of a bunch of those caked with grime and looking at you like, “What?… What?!” amuses me.

  13. hall monitor says:

    The other 2% is fear. Because I am sure this thing scares the crap out of anyone who sees it for the first time.

  14. Mary Ellen says:

    I love silkies!!!

  15. Kitty says:

    I saw some of these at a zoo once!

    I’ll tell you one thing. They make one hell of a racket compared to other chickens.

  16. Pam says:

    Prize silkies are bathed and groomed just like any other show animal. They’re a riot to watch in the yard; it makes your lawn look like you have roving cotton balls!

  17. Amanda says:

    That chicken is EPIC, y’all.

  18. (the original) Mel says:

    Ni!

  19. Theo says:

    AAIAAAIIIIIEEEIIIEEIIOHHHHHH!!

    Old McDonald had a breakdown…

  20. ornith says:

    There’s a bunny version of these too!
    http://home.pacbell.net/bettychu/2003allbreedbisris/BIS.html

  21. Aimz says:

    I want some clucking cotton balls, lol!

    @ornith: Those bunnies are redonk!

  22. Katrina says:

    ..as Big Bird goes grey….

  23. Katrina says:

    No, No, (the original) Mel, you did not day “Ni!” AHHggghh!

  24. jmuhj says:

    Yep. It’s the Paris Hilton of chickens.

  25. Hon Glad says:

    Clara Cluck on crack.

  26. pscaley says:

    Bah!

  27. pscaley says:

    [rushes off to the PNE]

  28. Minya says:

    This is why you shouldn’t put your chickens in the dryer.

  29. PixiePetals says:

    It’s a muppet!

  30. claudia says:

    The other percentage is his feet *snerk*

    Must be the good ol Pacific National Exhibition, ahhh I can smell the hay and cotton candy now.

  31. momof2kitties says:

    @(the original) Mel: eckie eckie eckie!!!

  32. elpico says:

    When I worked at the zoo we had some of these guys and they were MEAN! Always trying to kick you. The Chinese call them “black meat chickens” and they eat them. Although there’s not much left when you see them in the freezer case.

  33. Not Really Nuffing. says:

    OMG! Who put that chicken in the dryer?!

    That’s so mean!!

  34. Subhangi says:

    OMG! Are you sure those are feathers?!

  35. Wbirdie says:

    You ain’t seen nothing, yeti! XD

  36. Khadija says:

    happy dusters!!

  37. Nissa says:

    OMG! A Japanese Silky! *small spazz attack* I adore those birds. They’re are surprisingly loving little farts. They lay blue tinted eggs and will try and hatch any egg you put under their butts.

    So imagine if you will; a clucking grey puff-ball, no bigger than a football, with five or six half grown goslings waddling after it.

    That, my friends, is why I’m taking my camera on my trip out my aunt’s farm.

  38. ang says:

    More chickens! More chickens!

  39. Laura says:

    @ pscaley and claudia
    This chicken is actually at the Saanichton Fair (in Victoria).
    I was just there yesterday and commented on how completely redonk his hairdo was and that he would need a clip or barrette to hold his hair back!!
    Great picture Chandra M!

  40. starling says:

    Chase that one around the house for a coupla times and ma in law won’t find any dust bunnies -anywhere-.

  41. skye says:

    OMG FLOOOOOOOOOF!

  42. Babs says:

    Whoa. O.O

  43. Katrina says:

    Scrambled eggs super dee dooper a la Peter T. Hooper!

  44. Mousewife says:

    AUUUUUUUGH! It’s a big giant cottonball come to make my day all better.

  45. [shifty eyes]
    Do I have to say it?

  46. Totalee Puppy says:

    Cotton candy! Nom, nom, nom…

  47. Totalee Puppy says:

    KATRINA–Big bird going grey–Love it!!

  48. Hamster & Rye says:

    Cirque du Soleil!