Candygram.

Kitteh: You’re that clever shark, aren’t you?

Pups: [No answer]

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I’m only a dolphin, Amy K.

Comments

  1. Steven Baranowski says:

    I can haz Watchtower?

  2. CoffeeCup says:

    Mommy, my new friends! Can I keep them?

  3. “Hey cat .. did you order 5 extra large catnip pizzas with extra mice tails??”

  4. Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!

  5. Michelle S says:

    <3

  6. Nicolletta says:

    Peek-A-Boo!

  7. shandrewsca says:

    Did anyone notice the round, soft kitteh belleh? And those dogs look slightly evil.

  8. SillyGirl says:

    ehn! Look at the stubbular talio!

  9. Beware the husky, kitten; he looks a little hungry to me.

    To everyone who sent good thoughts to me yesterday for Porch Kitty and his surgery, I wanted to say thank you very much. Sometimes people don’t understand why humans get upset over stuff like that, but I knew you all would. Porch did have a large tumor that was removed, and he had to have a bowel resection. It looks like the cancer may have mestasticized as well, but they think (without getting the lab results back yet) that he’s got a “good” six months before he starts getting sick again. He’s already at home eating like there’s no tomorrow, and waves hello to everyone on CO. Thanks again.

  10. yankeebird says:

    @ akzombie – I missed your comments yesterday, but I’m so happy that the surgery was successful, and I’ll be holding out hope for good results with the cancer diagnosis as well. And I think all of us understand why you reached out here – we know that this is the kind of group that will get it, without explanation. I just did the same on the last post. My mom’s dog died yesterday and I want to reach out and kiss as many kitties and puppies as I can. Give Porch some love on my behalf, please.

  11. yankeebird says:

    and LOL at the first comment.

  12. ThreeCatNight says:

    Would you be mine?
    Could you be mine?
    Won’t you be -
    my neighbor?
    Won’t you please?
    Won’t you please?
    Please won’t you be -
    my neighbor?

  13. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    @Yankeebird: Agreed; Baranowski wins the thread in one. :-)

  14. The curve of the belleh and the questioning curl at the end of the stubbular tailio are what does me in.

  15. NO! Don’t do eet kitteh!

  16. I see a bad moon arisin’
    I see trouble on the way

  17. I have friends who have two dogs that look like that. They also have four cats. If the dogs are anything like my friends’ animals, they’re really saying, “Oh! We wanna play! Play play play! Let us in!”
    (And the cat is saying, “Neener!”)

  18. I would have died from all the cuteness there… would have never been able to snap the pic…

  19. That little tailio!!! Lol, I’m sure he says “Neener! I no lets joo in.” xD It’s trueee.

  20. scooterpants says:

    puppeh on right seems fairly pleasant, puppeh on left seems to be fairly wanting to “KEEL THE LIL KITTEH BABEH!”
    luckily, kitteh is too short to reach door knob.

  21. Meg, you’re in the New York Times! You’re…FAMOUS!!

  22. dancefanatic says:

    Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who?

  23. Hey-h, what’s the link?? Not that I need the Noo Yawk Times to tell me Meg is the Cat’s Meow…

  24. Rosalynde says:

    I can haz corgeeeess????

  25. (the original) Mel says:

    Oh HAI!

  26. SillyGirl says:

    wow…the NYT no less! Congrats Meg!

  27. SillyGirl says:

    oh, and congrats to Teho and NTMTOM!!! Fab job by all of you!

  28. Prayers and healing thoughts for Porch Kitty, akzombie. Bless you for caring and loving him. Don’t stop. Cherish every moment with him.

    Az tew teh picshur, CALL TEH DAWGKACHUR, STAT. Know moar problumz.

  29. Aww, the doggehs just want to be friends with the kitteh! I’m sure they mean no harm. ;)

  30. (the original) Mel says:

    This picture so reminds me of “Land Shark.” I feel like the kitten is all like…”Who is it?”

  31. OOOooooh sooOOooo cute!

  32. (the original) Mel says:

    And the dogs are all like: “Candygram.”

  33. I can just imagine the flood of thoughts going through the heads of those dogs: oh boy, can i smell it?, looks yummy, how do i get in?, can you smell it?, what flavor is it?, oh boy, i was just thinking about cheezburgers, let us in, i’m hungry, are you hungry?, when are we not hungry?, oh boy, can i have mine with mustard?, i’ve been good, i deserve a snack, are you the cream-filled kind?, oh boy…..

  34. Naw, Erebella, they’re all thinking “KITTEH! MAH FAVRIT!”

    Cos dogs don’t think much further than that …

  35. scooterpants says:

    good laud.
    i am not-
    overwhelmingly female and “between 18 and 34″
    although i AM overwhelmingly female.
    is it ok if i stay?????
    how do they KNOW these stats?

  36. ButtaRumCake says:

    SQUEEEEE! Congrats Meg!!

  37. And the award for Cutest Candid Moment goes to…

  38. “Trick-or-Treat for UNICEF!”

  39. cataddict says:

    i’m just a wee tad over 34 (by 11 yrs) and have been a fan of this site for months

  40. I’m glad that you got written about Meg, but it is really obvious that the writer is not a peep. Yet.

    Great photo.
    akzombie- make each day count!

  41. berthaservant says:

    Congrats on the excellent ink, Meg, Teho and NTMTOM! I’m not usually for people selling out and going corporate, but in this case GO CAPITALISM!!!

    And that is a TOTALLY awesome pic as uszh!

  42. Mary (the first) says:

    I’ll bet anything that black sticker on bottom right of window says “Please rescue my pets in case of fire!” or something like that.

  43. Seriously cute picture! Love the tiny kitteh tummy and the big doggeh noses.

    My mother has a pit bull mix who completely adores “her” two cats. The boys were only eight weeks old when they moved in, and the dog could have eaten both in one bite. Instead she lets them steal her kibble and bat it around the kitchen, as well as take up most of the space on her bed. So sweet!

    XOXO to Porch Kitty, and fingers crossed that the vets got more of the cancer than they think they got.

  44. ScoutsMom says:

    The larger dog looks like he is about to say, “Come on out little kitty or I will Huff and Puff and bloooowwww this house down!”

  45. Bad idea Kitteh! Don’t you know about the big, bad wolf(s)?

  46. “I’m just a harmless guppy.”

    Noooooo, kitty!!

  47. Gail (the first one) says:

    Dogs: Oh, hi. Is your Mom home?
    Kitten: No, she’s at work.
    Dogs: Do you have any bacon?
    Kitten: She told me to say ‘no’ if any dogs came to the door wanting bacon? Can’t you read the sign? It says right here (points, then reads) “No Bacon kept in this house”.
    Dogs: Awwwww. (hanging heads, turning away from door)
    Kitten: Mom, is the bacon ready yet??

  48. Does aluminum siding count as a house made of ‘sticks’ or ‘bricks’?

    (lol at the original Mel: ‘pause . . . ‘Candygram?”)

  49. snoopysnake says:

    If you let them in, they’ll sell you encyclopedias!

  50. Get well soon Porch kitty

  51. Gail you crack me up!

    This is an unbelievably cute photo! White kitties are my favorite! They always look like leetle stuft aminals! Squeeeeeeeee

  52. That dog on the left looks like he can already taste kitteh.

    I’m glad the Porchster is doing well after surgery.

    And congrats to Meg, Theo and NTM on the write-up in the NYT. You’re in the money! Or something like that.

  53. kitty: “No. No, not today.

    doggies: “Oh man! Why?!”

    kitty: “Grounded. Big time.”

    doggies: “ha ha ha, busted!”

  54. Hee hee-when I went to the NYT site to check out the article, I automatically put my cursor on the pic to check out the hovertext! :)

  55. warrior rabbit says:

    Amy K! Tell us more! Is the husky as kitty-ravenous as it looks? Did the goggies arrive on bicycles? And where are their ties?

  56. hazysnake says:

    kitty: “No thanks today.”
    doggies: “Why not?”
    kitty: “Who needs encyclopedias with Cute Overload and Wikipedia available online?”

  57. easy to imagine the kitty licking the window and wiping its face back and forth in smeary mockery a la Stitch.

  58. Hi. We’re selling Amyway. Or wait, Avon calling. We’re representitives of the Fuller Brush Company.

    Ummm. Candy-gram?

  59. That akita-looking dog is so focused on that kitty. It /really/ wants to play. As it were.

    I tried to share this picture with my boyfriend, who is in China right now, and we discovered that Cute Overload is BLOCKED in China! How wacky!

  60. Totalee Puppy says:

    PORCH KITTY and AKZOMBIE–Please be extra-good to yourselves–so glad things are going a little better–may your months turn into years. You are in the thoughts and prayers of so many of us at CO, and sometimes that creates a “climate of caring” to help you keep going and feel better.

  61. @berthaservant: Don’t you mean CUTE-ipalism? Meg 08!

  62. Totalee Puppy says:

    “NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH” awards to so many this time…You brighten our days and keep us out of the Oreos by night…
    KATIEDID for “catnip
    pizzas with extra mice tails”…
    STEVEN BARANOWSKI (applause right off the meter)for “Watchtower”…
    THREECATNIGHT (once again!!)for “Won’t you be my neighbor?”
    JABBO for “a bad moon
    arisin'”
    sCOOTERPANTS for comforting thoughts…
    (THE ORIGINAL)MEL for
    “Candygram”…
    JAJEH for “Trick-or
    treat for Unicef”…
    MARY (THE FIRST) for
    “that sticker”…
    GAIL (THE FIRST ONE)
    for “No bacon”…
    SUNNYMUM for “Grounded”…
    WARRIORRABBIT because you are totally redonk…and habit-forming…
    HAZYSNAKE for “Who needs encyclopedias
    when…”

  63. Raemie L. says:

    Whoa… I read this post just now and reloaded the page — only to find a new caption and hovertext. :D

    “Home Alone #38.4: teh LOL Edition” came to mind cuz of the former “OMG NOOOOOOO!” hovertext. (Think main character in “Home Alone” slapping on aftershave and screaming.)

  64. Guyths,
    I know it’s reaaaaallly bad form to change blog posts after they’re written, but I COULDN’T hep muhsef and changed this one to “Candygram!’

    Thanks to (the original) Mel. I BLAME YOU!

  65. berthaservant says:

    Meg – I think this time, ye are forgiven, for the new capshun and story are teh awesome. Thanks for listening to your fans!

  66. Raemie L. says:

    Hehe, I was delighted by the switchyroo, but confused by where the new captions were from.

  67. Reminds me of The Simpson’s episode. Just substitute the White Kitty for Homer.

    *knock knock*

    Kitty: who is it?

    Muffled voice: goons

    Kitty: who?

    Muffled voice: hired goons

  68. Telegram.

    Flowers.

    Plumber, ma’am.

    hee hee :)

  69. Raemie L. says:

    Er, just re-read my comment, and to be clear, I meant that I didn’t know what the new captions (candygram, sharks) were referencing. Nothing too obscure a quick search wouldn’t yield, though. :)

    And… rule of cuteness #1. ^_^ Ahn.

  70. “Dis is the Kitteh Club. No dogs allowd.”

  71. cheesybird says:

    Mrs. Johannesburrrr?

    I missed the original caption, but this one is da BOMB! (Did I really just say that?) And the hovertext is the icing on the cake!

    And congrats on the article, Meg and Co.!

  72. Doggies:- “Flores… Flores paros des muertos”

    Megsy: When’s the share issue, I’m buying some of those mothers!
    Hearty congrats.

  73. Wordwitch says:

    Is it just me, or does anyone else see the THIRD dog off to the left there – looks like he’s snarling with really big teeth!!

  74. Gosh, I remember the Land Shark skit! I was going to say that I feel really old since so few people were mentioning it, but I see some age and recognition in there, similar to mine. ;)

    “Wait. I’m only a dolphin, Ma’am.”

    “A dolphin? Well, okay…”

  75. Sorry Wordwitch, No third dog, your arseholed (drunk) again.

  76. Whoa! I see the scary third dog. Creepy–though I think it’s actually a distorted reflection from the room.

    Also: “You can’t fool me! You’re that clever land shark!”

  77. Wordwitch.. i think those are bricks from the side of the house.. i could be wrong .. but i think the angle and the dirty window distorts it to look like doggy teeth and an ear..

  78. (the original) Mel says:

    HEEE! You changed it! I love EET!

  79. Michelle67 says:

    That totally looks like a ghost image of a snarling dog. It’s the evil force behind the other two. Don’t open the door kitty.

  80. “Burglers!”

    “You wouldn’t be encyclopedia salesmen?”

    “Oh, no ma’m we’re burglers.”

    “Mind you, have you ever considered the benefits of owning really fine set of encyclopedias?”

  81. Mary (the first) says:

    Love the new captions although it startled me a bit.. haven’t had coffee yet and when I saw that I was “uhh.. was that there yesterday.. oh noes I can’t remember.. am I crazy?? HELP” but luckily saw the mention of new capshuns before committing myself to the asylum. Whew. That was close.

  82. tarzankun says:

    The old caption was “OMG!!!!NOOOOOOO000000000″

  83. Unicef, Ma’am

  84. SO PRECIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!

  85. knightofmonarch says:

    Keep on knockin , but you can’t come in – Keep on knocking but you can’t come in – come back tomorrow night and try it again

  86. ophelia- I am so glad you mentioned the dolphin line!!! I was getting worried that I would have been the first one!!!

    “Ms Mhememren?
    Who?
    Mrs Mrhhsmsmsmmm?
    Who is this?
    Flowers….”

    Oh this just made my day…

  87. Pups?!! That one on the left looks like a bloomin WOLF! :O

    Don´t open the door, kitteh!!!

  88. Well I, for one, am upset by this change of story. What’s next, Greedo will shoot first? Cops will carry only walkie-talkies when going after ET? When will the madness end?

    Demanding special original edition release, please!

  89. Re: Land shark. I remember that skit. Nothing has ever been as funny as the old SNL!! Like some others, I’m a little older than the 34 yr. demographic.
    Oh, and this is one of the cutest pics I’ve ever seen …..

  90. Landshark!

  91. I to am even more troubled by the “overwhelming female 18-34″ thing from the NYT. I don’t meet either of those. I am a 35 year hetero male engineer and a military reservist in a construction battalion for an extra side of “macho”. I just like to come here to let my mind bask in the goodness of the images and the humor and good peeps. Is there something wrong with me? Gah.

  92. Totalee Puppy says:

    SUBHANGI–It’s about
    The Kitteh Club…Is there a zoning issue for this type of entertainment? Special packages for
    bachelor parties?
    I lurve-lurve-lurve little white kitten, but I wouldn’t have hired him as a bouncer…

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