Look, I didn’t ASK for this kitten to see through to my soul, OK? It just does.
It can see my innermost thoughts… it can tell me my innermost feelingks!
It knows I left the iron on, it knows I stole candy cigarettes from Bergmann’s department store in fourth grade and that I haven’t been to the dentist in five years—HALP!
No one is safe, Maureen C.! NO ONE!
What does this kitteh see about YOU!?