Oh, This Is Just SO Wrong…

All right, people, do the math with me:  (Ultra-prosh fuzzy pupper-puff) PLUS (Cuddly infant version of beloved cartoon character) TIMES (Vaguely suggestive naughty pose) EQUALS ZOMG THINK OF TEH CHILDRENS ITS TEH END WERE ALL DOOOOOMED WE GONNA BURN IN H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEYSTICKS AARRRRGGHH (froth, froth, thud)

... then I don't wanna be right, bay-bay.

Gee, thanks for collapsing Western civilization, Betsy. There go my plans for the weekend.



  1. Is that pup winking at me?!?!

  2. Oh, it’s just the fur. Whew. Hey, is that baby troll plushie winking at me?!?!?

  3. ThreeCatNight says:

    Oh, my Lord! Shrek’s child having his way with a willing Ewok! Call the National Enquirer!

  4. MandaBain says:

    Yikes. I wouldn’t want to turn around and see THAT face. Yowza.

    I shall check back later to guffaw at the inevitable pudding fling-fest that’s sure to top at least 200. Shall we start the bets there?

  5. Willow's Pillow says:

    Shi tzu, for those wondering. And probably full grown. They be our Ewok overlords!

  6. Suntherian says:

    I wonder what THOSE puppehs would look like. :3

  7. crazyweinerdoglady says:

    MandaBain – I’ll take that bet and raise you a “my children love this site, how am I supposed to explain this to them!” sort of comment from someone soon.

  8. yankeebird says:

    That photo is just full of awesome.

    (And do I spy a voyeur’s foot in the background? So, so dirty.)

  9. This picture isn’t even really that cute, and it seems like it was posted for the sole purpose of creating a flame war.

  10. Smilenose says:

    I’m sure that there’s gonna be that comment! I know it!

  11. Erebella says:

    Yeah, that’s definitely naughty. Even this early in the morning my gutter mind went there instantly. D’oh

  12. awe! i wasn’t even thinking anything obscene until i read the comments.

    this is a cute picture. end of story. deh are best fwends

  13. Shih-tzu pup’s anerable, and with slightly shifty eyes. Shrek jr’s a bit creepy.

  14. Hon Glad says:

    Filth, Filth, Blasphemy, Fratricide, Matricide, Regicide and besidesI think that Pupster kinda cute. I mean, like that knowing look, well I kinda… no must resist get behind me Shitzu!

  15. Bookworm says:

    Best fwends with benefits, maybe.

    Sorry, couldn’t resist.

  16. InterSPECIES snorgling, is it? Exactly which species are we talking about, here? Canis Domesticus and Ogris Ridiculous?

  17. This could be the biggeset scandal since the outing of Bert and Ernie.

  18. I don’t think it’s Shrek, I think it’s one of his babies.

  19. (the original) Mel says:

    Apparently Shrek, Jr. is a “morning guy.”

  20. BeckyMonster says:

    I can’t wait for the inevitable “I’m taking my shiny, self-righteous cross and going home” comments. Don’t let me down, uptight wonders!

  21. Hahaha! Puppeh porn….Scandalous!

  22. MandaBain and
    crazyweinerdoglady, don’t forget at least one indignant “I come here to see cute things and this is NOT CUTE! This site used to be my favorite but now I’m leaving for-evar!” comment.

    Puppers has total shifty eyes. This post totally made me snort out loud.

  23. Ok, I used to hate it when my friends did things like this with my stuffed animals. Not that I’m a prude or anything but I prefer my stuffys to stay innocent.

    It occured to me that if someone did this with my dog she’d become like a praying mantis and…whoosh…off with his head!!!

  24. caturday says:

    Surprise buttsecks!

  25. Heeeeee! Shitzu is not so innocent. Look at that glint in her eye…

  26. Yet another citizen terrorized by Disney. Why oh why do let this persist?

  27. charliewabba says:

    I could swear I saw this story in the National Enquirer while waiting on line at the grocery store. something about “My Shitzu Was Abducted by Aliens”

  28. Sam33333ntha says:

    They have the same expression on their faces too!
    Teh h0rr0rs!

  29. MandaBain says:

    Hm. Well so far, nothing but the kind of reactions I had. While this is a pleasant surprise, some little part of me that wants to be right is a tad disappointed ;-p

    It kinda looks more like the ogre is just taking a huge whiff of Shih-tzu fluff. Then she’ll turn around and Ogre’ll be all whistling and looking the other way…”What?”

  30. Anne Boleyn says:

    I still think NTMTOM is Theo, or maybe Teho.

  31. Anne B — nopes. Teho = Theo, though (and vice versa).

  32. scooterpants says:

    i spy a COMPLETELY naked human leg in the background.
    what IS going on here anyway?
    (that pupper is the cutest little smiley pup ever)

  33. scooterpants-
    I think that’s a completely naked human arm, not leg. I think the human is giving the ogre a…wait for it…hand. (teehee, sorry)

  34. PASICKIE!!!!

    {no there really was no reason for that, I’m just feeling a bit down today and somhow screaming pasickie made me feel better, although I can’t really scream because I’m at work, so I’m ‘screaming’ here instead, thanks in advance for humoring me}

  35. With a face like Shrek’s, this is the only position you get! Cast thy eyes away, puppeh.

  36. I can’t stop laughing. They both seem really into it. I’d like to know what Shrek is saying.

  37. What is ZOMG? This is the third time I’ve seen it and I’m clueless.

  38. charliewabba says:
  39. Katrina – Shrek is not Disney, Shrek is the anti-Disney!

  40. Sarah F. says:

    My cats love this site. How am I supposed to explain this to them!?!


  41. Ms.McPantiesinaBunchnuff says:


    Oh I love leapfrog!! 😀

    Why would leapfrog upset people?? :/

  42. @Sarah F.: “You see, Puff-Puff, when a stuffed doll and a puppy love each other very much, sometimes they …”

  43. servant2rani says:

    james said “This picture isn’t even really that cute, and it seems like it was posted for the sole purpose of creating a flame war.”
    There’s a problem wit’dat? Sometimes ya gotta have some fun. But given the comments so far could it be that there are NO TROLLS here at Cute Overload?!

  44. S2R — y’see the thing is, even the trolls are expected to be polite here.


  45. …otherwise I eat them.

  46. Actually, what I think has kept the nuffers off of this particular page was that my post made fun of that very behavior, and nobody wants to look like a cliche.

  47. …and then get eaten.

  48. Anne Boleyn says:

    So let’s see a photo of NTMTOM, preferably on that huge otter.

  49. charliewabba –

    Thank you oh wise one! 😀

  50. @Anne: I’m in Sacramento; no giant otters here, but we have a huge governor I can climb on. 🙂

  51. scooterpants says:

    oh yah-
    like, THAT’S SO MUCH BETTER if its an arm!!!
    OMG, I need a moment…

  52. charliewabba says:

    @NTMTOM-now THAT’s a picture I’d like to see – but it might get you arrested.
    @Marie – google is my friend.

  53. Cute puppeh with such a sad face. All he wants is a normal puppyhood, running around, playing. So sad, already forced in child’s porn by his very own hooman, his adoptive mama! All this to satisfy some of CO’s readers, those with a twisted mind. (There, I had to satisfy MandaBain. No, don’t thank me: it was no trouble at all).

  54. Puts a whole new perspective on a saying I’ve heard from a relative, “get thee behind me Satan”! Okey dokey, I’m going to hell in a handbasket. Might as well have fun on the way.

    Cute pupper.

  55. I kept thinking puppeh is a stuffed animal too – which would make them the same species, no?

  56. AHAHAHAHA… I love you guys for posting this and for making the nuffers squirm with stifled self-righteousness.

    Some of the comments in here are sheer genius.

  57. Willow's Pillow says:
  58. Anne Boleyn says:

    OK NTMTOM and Theo, Haste la vista, babies, to my theory. But the CO junkies would like to see you and the governor NTMTOM!

  59. Hon Glad says:

    Sulk, pout, kicks imaginary stone.
    “No Flame War, all we wanted was a little, stinking Flame War.”
    Still, looking on the bright side, ‘Beckymonster’ has given me some ammo for when the Mormons call. “Get the gone and take your shiny self- righteous cross with you”

  60. Hon Glad says:

    Dam, it should read thee.

  61. inter-puppet-snorgling??? LOL

  62. ::gigglefit::

    Hey, Shrek Jr has an Bert-style red tuft on his hayd. Interesting.

    What really made me laugh was this, though: “no giant otters here, but we have a huge governor I can climb on.”

    NTMTOM, you are full of WIN!

  63. VaCKo- Oh, pooh, you are correct, it was Dreamworks, wasn’t it? I’m sorry.

    Now Dreamworks is terrorizing that poor puppy! Animal Abuse I say!

    Subhangi-“but we have a huge governor I can climb on”! Too funny!

  64. Katrina – That was Not That Mike’s joke, not mine! 🙂

  65. MandaBain says:

    Thanks Blanche 😉 Though I totally lost my bet, I’m glad no hands were shook on it, so I’m relieved and free to enjoy the fun carefree and lovely people who don’t take themselves too seriously. I love this place!
    And that pupper (sorry, not you Stuffy – you’re creepy).

  66. Cute. The nose is a little long for a pure Shih Tzu…maybe a Malti-Tzu. The puppies would probably have green spotted skin under the fuzz.

  67. what kind of puppeh is that?

  68. I can’t win for losing here, I’m going to take a nap…
    (slinks off…)

  69. A Malti-Tzu is a cross between a Maltese and a Shih Tzu. They often have Shih Tzu coloring, but a longer nose. They might be smaller than the average Shih Tzu, too.

    Yeah, that IS terrible to let that ogre abuse the puppeh so. Somebody otta report them!

  70. no, mj, somebody OTTER report them…..

  71. You’d think summer would be prime time for a flood of cute things. But it seems like Meg’s having a dry spell: lots of cute/sad, cute/shocking, cute/ugly, cute/old news. People! You are not doing your jobs! Send in cute things!

  72. What if they had a flame war and no one flamed?

  73. head slap says:

    Cute Overload. Get it? This ain’t cute.

  74. roisin formerly known as ka9q'swife says:

    ok NTMTOM can you tell me where in Sac there is a decent doggie park near the I5 or in reasonable distance?

    I am going to Oregon and I spent the night dreaming about the huge governator and stay puft marshmallows. I am not making this up people. So Sarah needs a bit of doggie park before we hit the road?

  75. oh!!!!!!!!!!! it’s so cute i have shih tzu and i love her she looked like that all soft and fury i love that picture.

  76. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    @roisin: Not being a dog owner myself, I’m not an expert. Are you looking for a place where your dog can have a bit of a run and take care of biological needs while you travel? If so, many of the rest stop areas located on Interstate 5 have places for this.

  77. roisin formerly known as ka9q'swife says:

    It’s OK. I was looking for a nice leash free fenced area.

    My Bird Dog needs a really good run. I was hoping to be able to give her a good run before I drive the last 5 hours of my trip. I will drive up to Redding. I know where their Dog Park is. Thanks anyway.

  78. crazyweinerdoglady says:

    MandaBain WE finally got a comment! (see headslap)

  79. That puppy looks like mine before she had a haircut! =D

  80. My hubby won that scary Shrek baby toy’s twin from a carnival. We’re dealing with carnies here peeps. gasp*

  81. Bom-chicka-wow-wow.

  82. this is creepy and unnecessary. period

  83. LOL, “Me” — I can’t tell whether you mean the photo or your own comment.

  84. Barry White says:

    Come on people,

    Give in to looove.

    Love is always cute, even between dogs and soft sexy plush toys.

    B. White says love is cute.