Ralph Makes a Break for It

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on August 6, 2008

9:47 PM: 

"Ah HAH!  The others are sleeping — now is my perfect opportunity to scale these walls to FREEDOM!"

11:19 PM: 

"YES!  Almost halfway to the top now, and then it’s goodbye to this provincial life — and hello to adventure!"

2:31 AM: 

"This box is no place for a wayfaring vagabond such as I!  Just a few inches more, and the open road awaits!"

Friday: 

"The casinos of Monte Carlo! (ehn!) The vibrant culture of London and New York! (ungh!) The pristine sands of Cabo San Lucas!"

2012: 'Ah, I can taste the mojitos now...'

Drop us a postcard when he hits the other side, Matilda S.

{ 30 comments }

1 Theo 08.06.08 at 9:02 pm

[chase music starts]
[...and it's "The Blue Danube", naturally]

2 Emerson 08.06.08 at 9:03 pm

Slow and steady wins the race to freedom!

3 Furbabies 08.06.08 at 9:16 pm

I’m on my way… (in roaming gnome voice).

4 foxy 08.06.08 at 9:16 pm

You’d think with those claws he could pull himself to freedom in no time, relatively speaking.

5 Peg of Tilling 08.06.08 at 9:22 pm

Go Ralph go!

6 sunnymum 08.06.08 at 9:22 pm

fuzzy head! Is that a mini Winnie the pooh bear in the middle of the pic??
Fabulous captioning NOM TOM!

7 Not That Mike The Other Mike 08.06.08 at 9:25 pm

@sunnymum: That is a diaper, and yes indeed, it appears to have a little Pooh on it.

8 Welshcake 08.06.08 at 9:26 pm

2012? Just in time for the London Olympics! I’ll save you a seat.

9 chanpon 08.06.08 at 9:30 pm

*paints face blue* Freedom!!

10 Erebella 08.06.08 at 9:43 pm

IS THAT A DIAPER?? OMG, THAT’S A DIAPER! OKAY, JUST KILL ME NOW!

11 sunnymum 08.06.08 at 9:57 pm

Okay. I didn’t even SEE the diaper! It’s EVEN cuter! And now I see that’s his leg coming out of the diaper, not the adjacent lemur’s tailio! Wow, a whole ‘nother level of qte!

12 sunnymum 08.06.08 at 10:02 pm

shoot. i mean sloth, not lemur.

13 Brak_Silverbone 08.06.08 at 10:17 pm

That’s what high school felt like for me.

14 Theresa 08.06.08 at 10:30 pm

My favorite Deadly Sin!
Sloths rock.

15 Berg 08.06.08 at 10:38 pm

I just love the image of a sloth making a “run” for it…

16 PJ 08.06.08 at 10:52 pm

LOL @ the hovertext–because I’m already scheduled to go on an End of the World pub crawl on 12/21/2012. Mojitos will possibly be involved.

17 Ermine_Violin 08.06.08 at 11:35 pm

oh goodness SLOTH!!!1111!!!11!!!

SLOTHES!!!1!!!111!!11

beautiful babies – in my next life, I’m going to go help rescued sloth babees.

!!11!!!!

18 (the original) Mel 08.06.08 at 11:36 pm

Someone has debauched that sloth.

19 Xtineebee 08.06.08 at 11:49 pm

Wow! And I’m just about to leave for Costa Rica on my QUEST TO WITNESS WILD SLOTHS! Fate, I tell you all, fate! Ralph, give me some karma; sloth spotting-fu is difficult magic, I am told.

20 Fegli 08.06.08 at 11:58 pm

I squeed out loud when I saw this. Holy crap! “ehn ehn ehn” indeed

21 sas 08.07.08 at 12:17 am

he is way to cute to be a sin!

22 Leilani 08.07.08 at 1:35 am

OMG. The unbelievably intense look of concentration as he claws his way to the top is just TOOOOO precious!

23 Leilani 08.07.08 at 1:37 am

YES! It just came to me! The Little Sloth That Could: “I THINK I can, I THINK I can…”

24 Khadija 08.07.08 at 4:22 am

speeding off trying to have a manicure ey?

25 Subhangi 08.07.08 at 6:58 am

Awww, lookit him in his widdle diaper!

26 Chris C 08.07.08 at 8:12 am

YOU CAN DO EET!

27 Hon Glad 08.07.08 at 9:02 am

Quoth the sloth
I am loath
to flee this place,

But I know and I trow,
when I go,
I’ll seek a faster pace.

28 Babs 08.07.08 at 1:13 pm

Heeheeheeheeheeheehee! I do love an optimistic sloth. Meanwhile, how awesome is a box o’ sloffs?! Very!

29 Mary (the first) 08.08.08 at 12:47 am

That little guy is adorable and the diaper totally makes it. BUT .. I’m having trouble untangling the rest of the brown furry stuff. Is that his mom? siblings? both?

30 Snorga 08.10.08 at 6:31 am

I wuv his widdle sloth nose! So cute!

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