Let’s take a look at a typical ferret life-cycle.
First, the evil, evil ferrets are borned, making squeak-toy noises
As they grow older, the innate desire to steal microphone covers begins
Ferrets try to contribute to society with janitor jobs, making music and baking muffins, but mostly end of sleeping in hammocks.
As teenagers, they tramp around as they please, mostly doing time for their sheepish attacks and selling catnip.
Then they all usually end up in BagHab.
No wonder they’re banned in California.