I Give It Six Months, Tops

Her: ("I just wish I could be sure this is the right thing to do.  I’m 99 percent sure, well just about 99 percent almost.  I mean, he’s the right man and all, but is this the right time?  Sure, all of my girlfriends are married already, and maybe I’ve been feeling a little pressure, but it’s not as if the clock is running down or anything.  There were so many things I was going to do first:  Backpack across Australia, finish my degree in Tantric yoga rebirthing therapy…  I mean, I tell myself I can still do all of those things, but, marriage is such a big commitment and everything, I just don’t know.")

Him: ("Please, God, don’t let the bachelor party videos end up on YouTube.")

Mawwage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wiffin a dweam...

Photo by Kat Humble, Pawprints Photography, for Pawz for Thought, an animal rescue charity in England.

Comments

  1. Lulz. Your writing always gives me the lols.

  2. lol Yes.. great writing!

  3. BrianMPLS says:

    So cute!
    def. on right site. :)

  4. Totalee Puppy says:

    When the nuptial ceremony
    becomes a puptial ceremony, there’s something very sweet and
    special about that…
    Congratulations and bless you both!

  5. another case where the writing TEWTELLY makes it.

    hovertext awesome too.

  6. AuntieMame says:

    *snork*

    I’m sure this is what goes through every bride’s and groom’s brain on their wedding day!

  7. Hey, that’s 3.5 dog years.

  8. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    LOL @ NicklQ!!! That’s funny!

    The bride is so tiny… is she old enough?!

  9. Totalee Puppy says:

    I am loving this wedding
    picture, but I must admit that the groom looks like
    he’s hoping for a last-minute reprieve from the
    governor…

  10. Margaret says:

    Mazel tov!

    Going by the expressions I’d say this is his second marriage, her first.

  11. Princess Bride reference FTW

  12. Michelle says:

    I love how she’s peeking out from behind her veil.

  13. He looks like Mark Twain!

  14. Bride’s beard looks fuller than the groom’s. *sigh*

  15. DaytimeDeb says:

    I just wish the inlaws would stop asking when they are going to hear the pitter-patter pitter-patter pitter-patter pitter-patter of little feet! They are driving me crazy.

  16. More Princess Bride hovertext!! Awesome! What’s with the amazing hovertext today??! Not that i’m complaining…

  17. Megnolia says:

    Best. Hovertext. Ev-har.

  18. Hon Glad says:

    Nom Tom:Another triumph.

    I reckon this ma-widge will run the course. After all they’re matchinks. You know, like those annoying couples who drive a sports car,while wearing matchink bobble hats and share a dessert in a restaraunt, while finishing each others sentences!

  19. Tewtally matchingks!

    You know what’s funny? They had a human being as the ring-bearer.

  20. Mawwiage, it’s what bwings us togevar todai.

    Thank NTMTOM, I have just found the PERFECT card to give my bro and future-sister-in-law at their wedding next month!

  21. Babysitter, she just looks much smaller because she’s placed so much further back in the picture. She may indeed be smaller, but the positioning makes her look more so.

  22. Heehee…Princess Bride hovertext. Awesome.

  23. hihi. so cute ^^

  24. Totalee Puppy says:

    Aw, BERTHASERVANT, I was
    BUYING that…then I went back to the photo and couldn’t find a ring- bearer…How about a tags-
    bearer? Toss me the little
    pillow, I’m ready to go…
    Oh, wait..
    Totalee Puppy

  25. Marge Simpson: I just realized we never had a wedding for the dog and the cat! They’ve been living in sin!

  26. At least they’re both bichons. The wedding between the mouse and the elephant didn’t go as well.

  27. <3 it! hee!

  28. plaid-shirt pyrate says:

    Oh gods I miss Peter Cook.

    Guess I’ll just have to cherish Alan Rickman and Hugh Laurie that much more while they’re still here.

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