Winston gets a book deal?!

Winston_book_4aOne of Winston’s biggest fans (A five-year-old named Ramona) recently sent him a pitch for a potential New York Times Best Seller, tentatively titled: "The Adventures of Winston."

See more of the proposal and cover letter over at FourFour.

The question is—will he go for it!?

 

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As you can see, Winston is reviewing the proposal with great, er, interest.

Winston_reading2

What? He wants an Annie Leibowitz coffee table book instead!? What?

I’m pretty sure there’s a chicken in there somewhere

Fluff: 97.4%

Beak: .6%

Margin of error: + or – 3%

Bokee

According to Sender-Inner Chandra M., this Beak ‘n’ Fluff was exhibited at a local summer exhibition in British Columbia.

 

Puppyhuffers Anonymous

"Hello, I’m Bryan H., and I’m a puppyhuffer." (crowd: "Hi, Bryan…")

"It all started innocently enough.  I was at a party, and someone was passing around a … a puppy.  And I’m thinking, just one puppy, what harm could it do?  Well, now I’ve got a five-puppy-a-day habit, man!  I just can’t stop huffing them puppies!"

And you weel huff me tooooo ... yesss you weeeel ...

We’re here for ya, Bryan and Celia H.

The REAL Spaghetti Cat

People, Spaghetti Cat has gotten tons of press lately. The folks over at Entertainment Weekly can’t stop watching the YouTube video, and The Soup has adopted the non-sequitur, and the real truth is somewhere in between, but that ASIDE people and get a load of the REAL Spaghetti Cat.

This one’s for you, Joel McHale!

DId you post the Behbeh Squirrel Monkeh yet!?

Chief Sister Officer is insisting [stamping her foot!] that I should post this baby squirrel monkey vid from the Bronx Zoo. It’s no Spaghetti Cat, but it works for moi.

See the video for the lil’ guy here at the Bronx Zoo site. The second video down…

Monchichi

Thanks, C.S.O., everyone loves a little muzzlepowsche/schnozzle dark patch action. ;)

Kitteh-Shui

Our names are "Yin"

And "Yang".

You got a pro-layme with that?

Kitty_fengshui

That looks pretty comfortuhbuhls, I think, Sherri…

Caturday music vid

The appearance of kittehs is pretty hilarious… I wonder who came up with THIS ONE!? (Evil Marketing geni no doubt)

From Sender-Inner Brooke B., featuring "Meg"!

STICK your paws UP!

A Take-Over-style robbery was reported in the Kitteh District tonight.

The unfortunate victim was in recovering in Boxhab at the time. Sigh.

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The stuffed bun was aquitted of all charges, right Anne H.?

Happy Squirtday!

The birth of a giant panda cub has been caught on camera at Oji Zoo in Kobe, Japan! It’s squirt-licious. (Ew!)

Watch the whole video here…

Bbc

Kinda gross, Kobe Oji Zoo! Sender-Inner Grace J. "May Day", thanks for this serious McSquirmersons.

You might cry the tiniest bit at this one

Pull at our heart strings WHY DON’T YOU Buenos Aires ZOO!

Sarah J., I won’t tell anyone [handing over a hanky].