You are cordially invited to a Sunbeam Chew

by Meg on July 18, 2008

Hallô Cherie.

Eet has been a while seence I haf done zees accent. You meessed eet. You meessed moi, I can tell by zuh look in those infinite pools you call eyes. You must join moi in zuh sunbeam for a chew. We chew zuh toy togezère.

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Your noms, zey are so petite!

Your muzzlepowshe she ees reflected in zuh blue plastique!

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Your companie, eet ees like a fiery Gauloise cigarette, making me dizzy wis love!

And now, just let me kees [puts paw over your mouth in 'ssssh!' position]

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Holy Charm-a-thon, Tammy!

{ 57 comments }

1 BeanSidhe 07.18.08 at 8:40 pm

That looks like a less fuzzy version of my mom’s little Meggie.

2 Theo 07.18.08 at 8:40 pm

Ze camera szhnorf! Eet KEELS me! Zut alors.

3 Lizzy 07.18.08 at 8:42 pm

(bleen!?!?)

Oh mah dearest pup, I vill join you in zuh sunbeam and ve shall snorgle! *beeps zuh nosie*

4 makayla 07.18.08 at 8:46 pm

omg she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute i love it

5 chanpon 07.18.08 at 8:49 pm

Call me “aggressive”, will you? I’ll show you aggressive – I shall cute you all..TO DEATH.

6 Christabel 07.18.08 at 8:57 pm

I’d rather chew on the puppeh than the puppeh chew.

7 Theo 07.18.08 at 8:59 pm

EAR NOMS. Hell yes!

8 zeldapie 07.18.08 at 9:02 pm

OH mon petit chou-chou! My leetle cabbage leaf!
But mon dieu, where eez your leetle black beret, eh?

9 ashley 07.18.08 at 9:04 pm

I see some feets in the background.

10 steppy 07.18.08 at 9:12 pm

SPLODE ! ! ! ! Ker-thud ded

11 Belle 07.18.08 at 9:30 pm

Death by cuteness…

(_-_;) *facefaults*

12 Katina 07.18.08 at 9:48 pm

Mon cherie, iz zat a wirehairedd wiener? Oh lala.

13 Lisa 07.18.08 at 9:49 pm

I HAVE missed zee accent!! But I have to say, the pug with the beret did it better than most! Not to say I wouldn’t nom-nom on this little guy.

14 fish eye no miko 07.18.08 at 9:53 pm

Ahhh! Dachsie!

15 Annie J 07.18.08 at 9:57 pm

SOOOOOOOOOO cute! <3

16 Theresa 07.18.08 at 10:20 pm

Li’l pipe cleaner with button eyes!!

17 Birdcage 07.18.08 at 10:23 pm

wantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwant ….pwease……..

18 Jenny 07.18.08 at 10:30 pm

Deed I read zee entire capshun aloud? Yes, I deed.

Deed my boyfriend look at me like I was cray-zee? Yes. Yes, he deed.

19 berthaservant 07.18.08 at 10:31 pm

Charles Boyer doxie?
Chevalier doxie?
Belmondo doxie?

But when the dog starts watching Jerry Lewis movies, I’m leaving.

20 doxnsox 07.18.08 at 11:01 pm

A WEENIE!!!!!!!!

nomnomnomnomnom on doze ears!

21 Redbone 07.18.08 at 11:05 pm

Aww, vous etes un KYOOT petite enfant chien! Mais votre accent pas tres bien, nes pas? ;) (Je plaisante)

I want a little doggie!

22 Theresa 07.18.08 at 11:12 pm

Truffle nose. ;)

23 Saint Stryfe 07.18.08 at 11:57 pm

hehehe my Jedi has the same chewie, and he lubors it!

24 A 07.19.08 at 12:20 am

shhhh wee Dachshund is sleepy………….shhhh…

25 winnie foster 07.19.08 at 12:27 am

OH MY! how sweet! you just can’t help but fall in love @_@

26 Kelly 07.19.08 at 12:37 am

Jenny -

I am so glad dat I wasz not zee onlee one who read zee capshun out loud.

Love the accent, Meg, and thank you for the sunshine chew!

27 Mary (the first) 07.19.08 at 12:37 am

Ok Seriously people, what kind of little treasure is that? Because someday, when my cat-who-vetos-all-discussions-of-me-getting-a-puppy is gone, I would like one of these.

28 Xenobiologista 07.19.08 at 2:15 am

Second photo is killing me with cuteness.

On the not-so-good side…Dachshunds are the meanest breed of dog, followed by chihuahuas, followed by Jack Russells. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2254479/Sausage-dogs-are-the-most-aggressive-dogs.html However, I think it’s more the fault of owners who spoil small dogs like infants, whereas large dogs are taken more seriously and trained better – rather than genetics.

29 warrior rabbit 07.19.08 at 2:23 am

Xenoblogista, thanks for reintroducing last week’s heated debate. Sheesh. And, commentroversy…begin!

30 JuliaJellicoe 07.19.08 at 2:37 am

Mon petit chou, what big eyes you have!

31 mere 07.19.08 at 3:46 am

look at that little licorice nose! I’m in love!

32 anne 07.19.08 at 3:55 am

Mary (the first)

She looks a lot like my wirehair dachshund did as a pup. She just hasn’t grown into her adult coat yet. I’m thinking she’s either black and tan, or “wildboar” color.

http://www.doginfomat.com/dachs_po.jpg

33 Boomer's Babysitter 07.19.08 at 4:31 am

I had to send it to someone special… J’aime le petit chien, bien sur!

34 tia 07.19.08 at 4:59 am

you know….people feet are NOT as cute as puppehs.

and i LOVE her collar. =)

i’d nom with her any day.

35 Marie 07.19.08 at 5:26 am

I am fully under her spell.

Luh-ve the chew toy btw!

36 Liz 07.19.08 at 6:08 am

Mon Dieu, that’s the cutest little pup I’ve ever seen. Tell him to come over to my place anytime.

37 Hon Glad 07.19.08 at 6:18 am

No one does Frawnch quite as well as our fearless leader. Who, by the way is hiding under Theo’s bed, too scared to come out. We try zer Frawnch, we fail.
Yep XENO, you have opened, a whole can o’ worms. I totaly agree with the Teglegraph’s article. We have a cookery programme here, with Rick Stein, who has several restaurants in Padstow Cornwall, the locals call it Padstein. Anyhoo, he has a Jack Russell, called Chlalkie, that when they are filming used to travell wth Rick. There were lots of shots of, Chalkie, having a go at people other dogs etc.

38 cheesybird 07.19.08 at 8:57 am

Ze ears, ze eyes, ze beepable noz… zey ahr keeling moi!!!

Een honeur of zees beeeeyoootiful Frawnch puppeh… a Frawnch meal. Frawch toast, Frawnch fries, Frawch dressing, and to drink, Peru.

39 Subhangi 07.19.08 at 9:58 am

Mon Dieu! Le petit chien pas TRES CUTE!

*realises she has run out of French vocabulary*

Zee puppeh-dawg eyes, zee nommabuhl earz, zee tiny pawz… ze keel me.

40 Jenn 07.19.08 at 11:04 am

I have been conquered – weinie puppeh I am yours!

41 Angela-Eloise 07.19.08 at 11:18 am

Notice the daintily crossed legs in the first photo. This puppeh is way cute!

42 starling 07.19.08 at 11:38 am

Ze dachshunt, ‘e shood ‘ave Szjerman accent, non?

Oooh, ze eyezes!

*thud*

43 meadowgirl 07.19.08 at 2:28 pm

oh, haaaaaallo my leetle snooglepaaaaaws. *nom nom nom*

so cute! i used to use the fake “Fraaaanche” accent when i talked for my ex’s cat. i was convinced he spoke in a very bad, Pepe Le Pew type accent.

i just want to snooooorgle his little face!

44 Camaryn 07.19.08 at 3:10 pm

Your dog is sooooooooo cute!!!!!

45 emily 07.19.08 at 3:20 pm

OMG! THAT DOG IS ADORABLE!!!!

46 Erebella 07.19.08 at 3:54 pm

OMG, that first picture! The giant sweet puppy eyes, the fuzzy little ears, the open mouth ready to nom, I nearly passed out from the QTE! Well done, Meg! Oh brave new world, that has such puppies in it! Yeah, I think I’ll stick around.

47 Katrina 07.19.08 at 4:07 pm

Nice to read Erebella, now what about your Ocicat?

48 Sonora 07.19.08 at 5:41 pm

That’s so cute!

49 Paunchie 07.19.08 at 6:18 pm

I love that her little eye brows match her muzzlepooche!

keees meeee!! smoochie!

Nice large monty pythonesque human foot there….

50 Erebella 07.19.08 at 6:18 pm

You mean my Chloe Zoe Sugar Baby?

I’ve got a sweet Chloe Zoe kitty
She’s small and striped but kinda shitty
She talks a lot and she’s awfully pretty
She’s my Chloe kitty!

I composed that after a few beers one night – like? She’s hunky dory, the spoiled little stinker.

51 BB/VA 07.19.08 at 7:12 pm

I give you Elvis, the French-speaking cat:

http://unseenllc.com/core.php?archive=20030228

And his partner in crime, Rasputin, the Extra-Bitter Stoat:

http://unseenllc.com/core.php?archive=20030616

52 kgirl 07.20.08 at 7:23 am

*ded*

Kill’d by the sweet little belleh in the background of the first photo, sweetly framed by the modestly crossed legs(cannot believe noone else appears to have noticed the belleh chubularosity)…

And as for the commentroversy regardez vous dachshunds being the most ferocious dawgs…quite frankly, I agree with others on this post, generally the training (or lack thereof) of the smaller dogs, but ’stheriously, what would you rather be bitten by? Slavering, throat ripping out German Shepherd / Rottweiler, or ankle and pant leg damaging Dachshund? ;)

Anyhoo, back to the post at large, un-bee-leaf-ably cute hundt!!

53 cubbybutt 07.20.08 at 7:49 am

meg sure does enjoy the paw-over-mouf-kees!

54 cheesybird 07.20.08 at 4:07 pm

Kgirl, don’t you mean “chien”? ;-)

55 sonya 07.20.08 at 7:38 pm

Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! I love you!

56 Breigh 07.21.08 at 4:36 am

OMG!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!

I can’t believe my baby made it onto CUTEOVERLOAD!!!

I’m freakin out over here people, FREAKIN OUT!!!

YAAY FOR PIXEL!! She really is the cutest puppy alive!

I’m such a proud mommy!

57 Breigh 07.21.08 at 4:39 am

Oh, btw, she is half wire haired teckel (dachshund) and half chihuahua. She’s our little Mexican Sausage :)

and her name is Pixel :)

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